That's just astonishing.
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Having a bit of a boring arvo so I'll share today's email funny:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a tv programme about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions".
The husband turned to his wife and said "That's a pile of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife said "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick".
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tawnyfrog;1490955 wrote: Having a bit of a boring arvo so I'll share today's email funny:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a tv programme about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions".
The husband turned to his wife and said "That's a pile of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife said "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick".It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
Mother Theresa
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It is no secret that men go on and on about how painful it is to get kicked or hit in their private bits - their 'gonads' to be precise. Even more painful than child birth they say.
Well, this could be true you know.
How many blokes go back for a second deliberate kick in the gonads compared to how many women plan to give birth again, and again and sometimes again......It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
Mother Theresa
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... and furthermore ... whenever you see footage of someone getting knocked in the goolies, why do the blokes in the room double up with laughter whilst watching their brother in agony? That's always mystified me.
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byebyebridgetjones;1490958 wrote: How would they know how painful childbirth is?
They'd want to shut TF up around me or I'd show them.It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
Mother Theresa
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nicelife;1490938 wrote: Thanks - you're a bloody doll Ragsy!!!
I have been reading too many asian instruction manuals. They always leave out one small, but vital instruction.
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