Life is short. Fart in elevators.

[tawnyfrog]

That's really all I wanted to say.

Thanks.

[mojomuppet]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

thank you for that tawny!

[lushy]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

I think I will be changing my MWO signature in the morning. Thanks Tawny.

[Determinator]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Farting jokes aren't funny for the D-Bioch right now. Campral is giving me the worst gas in my life.....oh, the humanity!

better farty than drunk I guess

[mojomuppet]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

det i thought you were going to bed? and will something like gas x work for that? hmm det really you should start a thread i have heard this before i bet someone has worked it out.

[Determinator]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

as soon as these aspirin kick in I'm off to bed (stupid knee). Ok, I guess I'm post the Det Gas Man of the year thread...that should be a hoot. but really no, not tried gasX yet. I'll call my doc just in case. I don't want my new name to be Detonator!!!

[Bluebell]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

You are on Tawny.

The next elevator I enter I will fart in.

That is my promise to you.

[weemelonhead]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

I don't really go in elevators...but I DO fart a lot on the bus of a mornin'''

Busy work run too!!!!hahahahaha...you know everyone travelling on the 962 because they exit the bus minus their eyebrows....the melons pulse and veg diet is definitely NOT to be sniffed at!!

[Bluebell]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Wee, I think farting on the bus carries the same weight as farting in an elevator or, as a great man once said, a spacesuit.

[Cashregister]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Why is it that when you get older you fart sometimes when you're walking along - that never happened to me when i was 18! Thank god they are silent so far - but i guess it'll be fun to loud granny fart down Rundle Mall one day

Cashy
xx

[weemelonhead]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

As long as it IS only a fart that pops out Cashy........no 'turtle heads'???????

[weemelonhead]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

As long as it IS just a fart that slips out Cashy......no 'turtle heads'......
Ohhhhhh the good things are yet to come....button up those diapers chums!!

[irishlady]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Does farting affect global warming????

[Mrs Macks]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

The farting when running cracks me up !!!!

lmao XXXX

[irishlady]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

I remember, years ago we had an elderly neighbour who was very deaf.... Whenever we happened to be in our gardens at the same time he would have a chat with me... Unfortunatly he couldn't stop farting, they were quite loud but because he was deaf he couldn't hear them, poor soul, probably thought they were silent ones, it was very hard at times to keep a straight face...