Life is short. Fart in elevators.

[tea]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Ha ha, yes will defo put that on my list for 'when I retire' ie, will wander round our village singing loudly, will wear my jammies and dressing whenever I want to wherever I want etc etc, any more ideas?

[Guest]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Tawny, I love ya but not in this lifetime; D- have your doctor get you some protonix it works wonders.
I will take the stairs
smiles Mar

[Bluebell]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Cashy could you please give me adequate warning?

I wouldn't want to miss it.

Why don't you build yourself up for the Royal Adelaide Show, get yourself on a float and with megaphone appropriately placed .........you could be a legend.

[Beaches]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

LMAO
Please don't toot in my elevator because I would be laughing so hard I would pee my pants

IRISH that is hilarious about your neighbor

[Guest]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

You guys crack me up, I work in a hospital....I won't be able to get on the elevator without laughing.

[irishlady]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Hey TOC, just don't fart if you do laugh !!

[Guest]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

I better just take the stairs!

[satori]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Hey -

We could use this as a "secret handshake for the MWO members.

Just "let rip" in every elevator you go into and you will be recognised by any other MWO member in the elevator instantly.

Could be a bit uncomfortable if there happened to be few of us in there at the same time tho'

Hmm perhaps not!

Satori
xxx

[anemone]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

This has real possibilities Satori, Farting and peeing your pants is a common plus of being a drunk. But we need a secret handshake or something in order not to include sober people. My dogs are really really great at peeing and farting as well and I could teach them the secret handshake...then we would have mascots. It opens up many new possibilities for our clan of drunks. CODS with DOGS
Anemone

[shitzulover]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

I hear ya sister!!! LOL

[chrysa]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

You are "blowin" me away Tawn...I mean...I was pissed off in a corporate job once and was alone in the office and farted away...And then a manager walked in to deliver something...

Oh God... I just really don't like the farting in the elevator thing.

I do believe very strongly, however, in discussing farts in the home at length. It is a very healing exercise.

And don't forget Lit....Oh you don't know our friend Lit?.
Lit thought he fart, but in fact he ......

(if you grew up in PA you could tell by the match !)

[julie001]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

You guys are hilarious. Thanks! I needed to smile...and laugh.

Julie

[gabby]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

When I was married to my ex I always took advantage of any opportunity to fart by him in public and then walk away so anyone around thought it was him that did it.

It always gave me such a satisified feeling. :H

[MonaCat]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Toilet Talk is so much fun...

[SKendall]

Life is short. Fart in elevators.

Gabby, too funny. I worked in a museum gift shop once - for tourists mostly, and darn it if they all didn't find the same place to wander off and fart in - jet lag farts!! Airplane farts!!