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    #31
    Life is short. Fart in elevators.

    Much to the disgrace of my other half, I farted on an aeroplane when we were on a 7 hour flight last month. lol
    :heart: Sobriety - Keep it simple :heart:

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      #32
      Life is short. Fart in elevators.

      I must be the only woman who is married to a man who gets the biggest thrills out of depositing "stink bombs" while the entire family is in the car. I think the gas actually is potent and alters your mind. Because I can never remember whether it is the smell that hits me first, or the sound of him hitting the "lock" button and that sneaky laugh. We are trapped. We cannot even get the windows down because he is the "master of the controls...lol.

      And Determinator, if you are reading this, he loves to do this on days following my recipes filled with a crapload of garlic.... ever smelled that one?

      Worse yet, last week he ripped one really bad and I didnt know what was happening until he pulled the covers over my head and then wouldnt let me out until I breathed in the love.... oh the love. See what happens after 11 years? Holding your wife under the covers. They need a fart addict website.

      fartersanonymous.com
      What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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        #33
        Life is short. Fart in elevators.

        (I hope that's not a real website)
        What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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          #34
          Life is short. Fart in elevators.

          My dad does the farting in the car thing Allie, and nearly kills us all.....the kids are nearly throwing up and he thinks its hilarious, and he always says to the kids "pull my finger" and they fall for it everytime
          Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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            #35
            Life is short. Fart in elevators.

            My 'darling' does the 'forced head under the covers' thing...we call it the Dutch oven......

            Bake a cake in THAT one Hans....

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              #36
              Life is short. Fart in elevators.

              I just do sneaky ones at work, he he he
              :thanks: :h

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                #37
                Life is short. Fart in elevators.

                One of the great past times at my house!
                My oldest son did a loud bump bump bump on his chair once during dinner and told my daughter to go get the door. She did!!! :H












                "Be still and know that I am God"

                Psalm 46:10

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                  #38
                  Life is short. Fart in elevators.

                  God Allie and Weemelon: Holding the covers over your head after farting? That gives a whole new meaning to needing "My Way Out".
                  Learning to live life on the outside of a bottle. :flower:

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                    #39
                    Life is short. Fart in elevators.

                    Hee hee hee hee heeeee! I am cracking up over here!
                    Over 4 months AF :h

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                      #40
                      Life is short. Fart in elevators.

                      Yup that'll give it away everytime, Fan. Damn.
                      Over 4 months AF :h

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                        #41
                        Life is short. Fart in elevators.

                        I Am a legend, have farted my way round the show on a number of occasions - when we finally catch up Bluebell i'll warn you for sure (or perhaps I wont!).

                        Cashy
                        xxx
                        "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon

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