Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

[MonaCat]

Long ago, there was a post here about places where folks hid their bottles. It was hilarious. Would anyone be willing to share ? :H

[red67]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I never hid my bottles but I definitely wondered what the garbage men thought of me on recycling day! Almost my whole bin was empty bottles of AL (and I drank hard liquor not beer so the amount of bottles was enough to kill a normal person)

[Wally22]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I wrapped them in newspaper and then put them in grocery bags and put them in the litter bins outside the mall (after dark).

[RingingCedars]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I never hid bottles but this is a bit funny. I used to bowl once a week (many years ago). Just about everyone brought alcohol to drink(some of course drank more than others). I would put a mickey in my shoe bag. The last time I had bowled league I was diapering an infant as well so had left a diaper and a shot left in the mickey in the shoe bag. Fast forward 10 years or more and going to a church bowling get together. Open the bag and there lies the extra diaper and mickey! A bit uncomfortable for me and shocker to those that observed, but oh well.

[Nelz]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

Im with Red, I never did hide them, but, there was so many cans in the trash bags, it sounded like a freaking beer can factory going full steam ahead..............:H

Its almost impossible to hide that "pssssssssst" noise the cans make when you open them up anyway.

[Siren136]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

My laundry basket

The bin for clean towels

Anywhere else I didn't think my husband would find them

[Byrdlady]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I hid vodka and later, wine, in a hairspray bottle I hid in my purse. I also hid wine in my shoe rack, and in my file drawers. I also hid it in the lining of my suitcase. Those weren't the days....Byrdie

[Alky]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

Pockets of coats hanging up in the closet, the space between books on a shelf and the wall, the space behind a dresser drawer, underneath pieces of furniture, an empty laptop bag and an empty duffel, etc. Whatever it took to stay one step ahead of my wife.

[NoSugar]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

Always changing hiding places --- too bad I sometimes hid them from my sober self, only to find them later at inconvenient/embarrassing times!!! Secrecy and lying are probably the things that bothered me most of all and I'm so glad to be DONE WITH THAT!

[MonaCat]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

A glass of wine poured in my coffee cup !:H

[DriftyAlison0]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I didn't hide the bottles, I just didn't tell my mom when I went out for a couple (which was a few every now and then when I was drinking when I would go for a couple). I told her I went for walks or something other than going to the bar to have a couple of beers.

Glad those days are done. Now I tell when I do go out even if its just for a couple of sodas/na beers.

[Alky]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

DriftyAlison0;1500478 wrote: Glad those days are done. Now I tell when I do go out even if its just for a couple of sodas/na beers.

Pretty soon after my dad died, my mom and I went to his favorite fish camp restaurant (for those of you unfamiliar this this type of establishment, it's an open-air bar/seafood restaurant located on a body of water). She was a bit taken aback when I ordered an O'Douls (she didn't realize it was non-alcoholic beer) and asked me if I had really stopped drinking. I had to explain that had I NOT stopped drinking, I never would have ordered a real beer in her presence, I would have just snuck off to the bar and chugged one.

[YouKayBee]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I would hide them in my rucksac, sneak them out later on. My biggest problem was recycling, I'd just fill the boxes so quickly. As a result I used to take them either to the boot of my car, or put them in skip bins nearby. On the way back from places I'd find a recycling centre and unload the boot.

[shelbysmiles]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I never hid bottles. They just went into my recycling bin (very large in CA). But, my proudest moment was hiding wine in my kid's sippy cup at a carnival. That could be on the cringe worthy thread (may already be there).

[MonaCat]

Hilarious Places you hid your bottles

I am sure it has been done before Shelby !