Army Thread 17th May

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread 17th May

Hewwo! Wot's goin on around 'ere then mateys? Orf for a squizzeth backeth to make sure you're all being good boys and girls. I especially hope that ye've managed to keep the convo off bodily functions fer a change...

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 17th May

I've been awol all today so I expect the convo has improved in tone...

my wrist has gone blue.... but I can use it a bit more today

[Recluse]

Army Thread 17th May

Hiya zenners

We did manage to keep the convo off bodily functions today, more or less. Does satzy talking about her poo sample count?

:hallo: pings

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th May

Back from the shops only to discover that Mr JC has left his admission forms for the horsepital at work..............please hold while I scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry about that.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread 17th May

Ahh... look at all them intrepid gardeners. Guess what I need to do in the garden this weekend? Oh yes that's right... NOTHING!!! :H I'll be sitting back in my deck chair watching yiz and making helpful comments on *how* you should be doing it... *snigger*

LMAO @ the Bog Seat Man Bringing Sir P a stool so he can still do the dishes! :H I hope the bog seat's classier than mine... mine looks like shit! :H Is he all ready for his visit to the hosp? XXX

Satzy... guess what? I'm having to give up wheat and dairy. After all the bloody crap that's been going on with my bloodwork/anemia etc. I got sent to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about today... and it's bye bye to wheat, soy, corn, most grains and dairy. When I read all the stuff she gave me I'll PM you with the scoop. It's looking like your and I have aches and pains for all the same reasons. Ain't that weird?

Glad you got the lappy sorted Mario! It would SUCK not having something to get online with so I'm glad yer back on track...

Hewwo Weccy and Pingu ) :l

Sitting with me feet up... all the chores are done apart from a load of laundry and I am doing an EXCELLENT impersonation of a sloth!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread 17th May

JackieClaire;1507058 wrote: Back from the shops only to discover that Mr JC has left his admission forms for the horsepital at work..............please hold while I scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry about that.

Don't suppose there's anyone working late that can fax the feckers to yous? (

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread 17th May

p.s. Satz... what blood type are you? If you're O+ my jaw will hit the floor...

[InChains]

Army Thread 17th May

evening all, hope everybody is well. checking in late, mad day at work, suck there til 6 - one of the customers still on my mind, 14 year old who told me she'd self harmed. Trying to find some way to help her incase I get chance to see her again.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th May

Nope.
It'll not take him long to get there this time of night. The feckers better be there.
I mean WTF was he doing with them at work. I could strangle him.
He's the one that's going to be unconscious half the day and then full of luvverly mind bending morphine for a couple of days while I'm sat at home just me and the dog and a microwave meal for one and his mother on the phone every 30 seconds asking how he is.

I suppose I could play with bog seat all weekend.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th May

Aww Inchy, there I am moaning away and that poor wee girl needs help. I'm afraid I know nothing about self harming.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread 17th May

JackieClaire;1507064 wrote: Nope.
It'll not take him long to get there this time of night. The feckers better be there.
I mean WTF was he doing with them at work. I could strangle him.
He's the one that's going to be unconscious half the day and then full of luvverly mind bending morphine for a couple of days while I'm sat at home just me and the dog and a microwave meal for one and his mother on the phone every 30 seconds asking how he is.

I suppose I could play with bog seat all weekend.

:H

OMG, you fucking crack me up!!! :H

You're just worried luvvie and you're stressing and getting pissed off at him because... oh yeah you're worried for him! :l

I'm high as a kite on percocet for a week so I think everything and everyone is lovely right now! lol He'll piss you off even more when you see how happy he is on the morphine!!! :H

Hiya Incheroo! )

[InChains]

Army Thread 17th May

lmao JC, sounds like a fine plan you have for the weekend. wish you and mr jc the best for the op mind

and apparently nobody i work with knows anything about it either but I shall find something to do I'm sure

howdy Zen

[satz123]

Army Thread 17th May

Zenstyle;1507061 wrote: p.s. Satz... what blood type are you? If you're O+ my jaw will hit the floor...

Na - O negative Zenners
Yes please PM the stuff - I have self diagnosed so far !!
Or put on here - cos I believe a lorra lorra foks is have allergies to grains without knowing it :thumbsup:

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th May

The forms have been found and are on there way back.
This reminds me of the night we flew to Boston. He realised at 10pm Friday that he hadn't got his suitcase back from his mate and we were due to fly early Saturday morning. I was ready to punch his lights out.

Anyway I've ironed his Family Guy jammies. So he's fit to go.

[InChains]

Army Thread 17th May

sounds like hes practiced in the art of manful forgetfulness xD my other half once told me he was going on a family holiday for a week, about 3 days before he was going - he had forgotten he was going haha