....a stray cat has come through the cat door and peed, ate all the cat food...I'm gonna get out my bb gun!!
1. catch it and cable tie a laminated sign to its collar. "he says if he catches me again he will kill me, please keep me indoors"
2. the second time you catch said cat in your house, give it a bath in a mixture of canola oil and beetroot juice, the let it out of your house with a gentle boot in the bum.
cats being cats it will head straight home brushing against the curtains and furniture putting beet juice all over the joint.
only good for non-strays.
let the good time roll. keep your cats indoors at night people
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