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[A Better Me]

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Morning all, 'avagood one today.
Zoom....

[aspman]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNo41BY-Xc0[/video]]Michael Franti & Spearhead - Do Ya Love - YouTube

I know, no song posts, but meh Fire me its friday for me

perfict DO YOU LOVE ties in with what bridge said.

[aspman]

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I found this as a list of rules if you want to date my son, written from a mothers perspective.

Rule One: If you talk with foul words and dress like a floosy in shirts that are too small and pants low with thong showing, I will treat you like one. You are only allowed to wear granny panties super glued to your hind quarters.

Rule Two: If you date my son you date only him. He has a kind heart and I will not have you make my son cry; if he does, I will make you cry. You may only date one of my sons. Ever.

Rule Three: You must know how to cook as well as I have taught my son to cook. He is a big eater. Frozen dinners do not count.

Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my son chooses sports over time with you. Join in and learn the game. Shopping is not a sport.

Rule Five: Do not date my son for his money because I am his bank. Do not expect expensive gifts, he has been taught to be a savvy shopper.

Rule Six: Don't sleep with my son; the only rubber he should be concerned about is out in the driveway and has Goodyear stamped on it.

Rule Seven: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pudgy, baggy-eyed, last-season, has-been. But on issues relating to my son, I am the queen of his universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. If you do not I will ask him. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Eight: My son has been raised not to hit a lady, so act like one and I will not have to hit you for him.

Rule Nine: If you need more than 30 minutes to dress for a date with my son, be prepared to talk with him only during halftime and commercial breaks for identification from the local station.

Rule Ten: My son is not a toy. He does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on his person. Hence, he is not an object for you to play with, manipulate, and discard at your leisure. I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have him, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me.

[myhappyplace]

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Thanks Asp. I love this. I get sick of my beautiful boys being treated as prospective criminals by mothers of potential partners. They might be...but they're my prospective criminals and I'm the only one allowed to say it...

[Glass Half Empty]

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Thanks Aspman

As a a pudgy, baggy-eyed, last-season, has-been mother of two boys, I really only have one rule for the girls that date them:

If he loves you, I will too, but if you break him I'll kill you.

But then, as I constantly remind them, I was only in agonising labour for about 36 hours, so what would I know! :H

[byebyebridgetjones]

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From what I've seen it's the girls you've got to watch these days.

[myhappyplace]

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byebyebridgetjones;1524547 wrote: From what I've seen it's the girls you've got to watch these days.

Girls are bloody evil...I should know, I was one :H once...a long time ago...

Over work btw...waiting for the bell to ring and release me...

[tawnyfrog]

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myhappyplace;1524555 wrote:
Over work btw...waiting for the bell to ring and release me...

Do you mean the bell or the BUZZER?

[myhappyplace]

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tawnyfrog;1524557 wrote: Do you mean the bell or the BUZZER?

:h I'm growing fond of my Buzzer...

The Lamps down at the shed now. Putting shingles on it...

[myhappyplace]

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...talking to it...patting it...

[Miss Behaving]

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I love that Happy.

Glass Half Empty;1524457 wrote: Right, well that's sorted then. I'm a public servant and my boss is 1800km away. So it should take me 5 minutes to nip in and put my out of office on and I can be on my way to starting my weekend by about 9:05. :banana:

I have a boos who is most un-ortraylan. He regularly goes away on Thursdays and Fridays, but rings in to check on things on his way back to the airport on Friday evening. Then he gets up at about 5am on Saturdays and sends off great long emails about great ideas that he has had while he's been travelling, and wants to have a considered discussion about them at 9am on Monday mornings.

[tawnyfrog]

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Smug resting face reporting in. Pea & Ham soup's been bubbling away all day ready for tomorrow so I expect to pull an extra-early POETS.

Other than that ... nothing of even vague interest or import has occurred at the cross roads today.

Where's Raggsy?

[myhappyplace]

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Been wondering that too...

Big locust has been cooking all day...beef pies and chicken pies from scratch and a strawberry sponge cake...its bloody wonderful...love men that cook...

[Glass Half Empty]

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That's not just un-ostraylyan Miss B, it's downright unconstitooshunal. It's against the vibe and your civil liberties and all that.

If there's one thing we Ozzies hold more sacred than our Friday afternoons, it's our Monday mornings!

[tawnyfrog]

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Glass Half Empty;1524574 wrote:

If there's one thing we Ozzies hold more sacred than our Friday afternoons, it's our Monday mornings!

Payday Thursdays are also very important but ...