My boyfriend can't believe that I wanna eat the whole thing. He eats just a little bit and then puts it in the freezer. Of course he is Mr Health Man. Which isn't a bad thing. He is really into nuts and stuff. Like all natural this and that. He kinda reminds me of Yule Gibbons. In fact - at any time I think he is gonna like pull a pine cone out of his pocket and start nibblin.
But anyway.....when ever I am buyin a Ben and Jerry's ice cream and someone else is gettin one too. I ask them...."do you eat the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream"? And would you believe no one says...."Ya...I eat the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream". I can't believe it. I think they are liein.
And then once at the check out....the check out lady said to me..."Oh you have Ben and Jerry's ice cream, I just love this flavor". So then I thought ahhhh....I bet this lady eats the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So I EVEN asked her, "Do you eat the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream"? And FINALLY someone said YES! I'm like thinkin finally someone is tellin me the truth. But then she said, "You mean all at once"? And I said, "WELL YA" And then she said....Oh no!.....I don't do that. I flippin can't believe this! I'm only talkin the pint size here. Am I the only one in the world that eats the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream at once. And its not like I am super fat or anything like that. Not skinny but not fat.
So does anyone here eat the whole Ben and Jerry's ice cream? I really gotta know. Don't be afraid to just admit it.
Diditforme admitted she eats the whole pumpkin pie! And both of us admitted we have a thing about corn and the cob. So could every one just come forward on the Ben and Jerry's thing?
I really need to tell my boyfriend. aka Yule
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