Underoo's and friends July 2013.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Rags;1534727 wrote: ... he may not be able to negotiate a six foot wide cavity, but boy, he knows his way around a 2mm one!

And now you're just boasting ...

[Glass Half Empty]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Rags;1534688 wrote: How was it Glassy?

It was lovely thanks Rags. Food as far as the eye could see!

[nicelife]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Well.....I just jumped out of the cake nekkid.

Suffice to say I'm getting bigger earrings, a TShirt. A large sign AND a banner for the front entrance.....

Hangover too severe....needs ice-cream and R.E.S.T....

Mr G - I meant to mention I need an extra double upgrade on that buzzer app thingy....

[nicelife]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

I want you to appreciate the risk to my life jumping out of a cake nekkid in this weather. My chest could have failed and caused a quick death from instant chill......

The things I do.......

[tawnyfrog]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

nicelife;1534735 wrote: My chest could have failed and caused a quick death from instant chill......

Whatever semblance of chest I may have had snapped off today.

Quickly, quietly,
Snap. Snap.
Tits all gone.
Vale tits.

Shist ... is that haiku? Best go and check the rules ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Oh goody.
Is it poetry reading afternoon?
How cultured!

[Glass Half Empty]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

A beautiful froggy called Tawny
went out on a cold wnter's morny
with no top to wear
her chest was quite bare
one Snap and her boobies were goney.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

byebyebridgetjones;1534737 wrote: Oh goody.
Is it poetry reading afternoon?

Go for it, Bridgee. It's a competition and if you win you get a framed sustificate.

You just have to complete:

The boy stood on the burning deck ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Everything I go to write is in such poor taste....:H:H:H

[tawnyfrog]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

byebyebridgetjones;1534745 wrote: Everything I go to write is in such poor taste....:H:H:H

Let that not get in the way of the creative flow .... Follow the muse ... embrace, inhale and gurgitate ...

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I'm sorry. I can see how the classy elegance of my poem would be intimidating.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Glass Half Empty;1534748 wrote: I'm sorry. I can see how the classy elegance of my poem would be intimidating.

:H

Have you heard my poem entitled 'Demeter', glassy?:H

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byebyebridgetjones;1534749 wrote: :H

Have you heard my poem entitled 'Demeter', glassy?:H

No sadly I haven't. Do you mind sharing or are you still getting royalties? :H

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Glass Half Empty;1534750 wrote: No sadly I haven't. Do you mind sharing or are you still getting royalties? :H

Well I am, so no copying..:H

Just a little background info....All of our chickens are named after goddesses, including Demeter, who threw off this mortal coil some time ago....
The boy and I decided to write a eulogy for her.....here it is as a limited time offer for poetry afternoon in the Undie drawer:H

(Very bad) ODE TO DEMETER

Eyes of yellow, comb of red.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
You rarely even laid an egg.
Oh Demeter.

In the coop you didn't have much clout.
Just crossed your eyes and lurked about.
What was all of that about?
Oh Demeter.

But even though you weren't that sharp.
Your presence really made it's mark.
We never thought you'd go and cark it.
Demeter.

The grave we tried to put you in......
(we know that you were none too thin)
So we had to put you in the bin.
Oh Demeter.

We thought your health had been 'all cleared'
That vet was pretty fucking weird.
To both of us you were endeared.
Oh Demeter.

So to our favourite psycho chook.
At least you weren't all that long crook.
The bloody meds just never took.
Oh Demeter.
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Underoo's and friends July 2013.

Wow Bridget, that's really awful...ly poignant. :upset:

I'm so glad Demeter has such a fitting memorial.