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    #1186
    Underoo's and friends July 2013.

    They only cost $220 if it just a combination of letters and numbers, in that order. If you want something profound and meaningful you MUST PAY.....

    The price of profound and meaningful in this instance is $660....... r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.... I could buy a pair of shoes AND a handbag for that....well a small handbag.....
    It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
    Mother Theresa

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      #1187
      Underoo's and friends July 2013.

      nicelife;1535583 wrote: They only cost $220 if it just a combination of letters and numbers, in that order. If you want something profound and meaningful you MUST PAY.....

      The price of profound and meaningful in this instance is $660....... r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.... I could buy a pair of shoes AND a handbag for that....well a small handbag.....
      Nup, that was the pricethey quoted at RTA for transferring the existing standard issue yellow and black numberplate to maroon.

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        #1188
        Underoo's and friends July 2013.

        OH!!! God, I hope they ONLY cost $220. I'll be gropeable if he paid more. I thought I could see under the scratched out price..... OMG!!!! I'll kill him dead, I will....
        It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
        Mother Theresa

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          #1189
          Underoo's and friends July 2013.

          nicelife;1535585 wrote: OMG!!!! I'll kill him dead, I will....
          That's ok too. Now here's what to do once he's dead:

          Pull out his guts. There'll be a big pile. Sort through the extraneous innards and find the intestine. Place the intestine between your big and next toe. Pull. Continue to pull until all the intestine is empty and you are left with a thin membrane or 'casing' if you like. Feed the yukky bits to animals but NOT to Oscar. Then take the casing, hang on clothes line for at least one week (hang over clothes rack in lounge if weather inclement). Then, and ONLY then, take dessicated guts and soak in cochineal. Wait one week, drain and repeat drying process.

          It is at this stage you may shred the dried pink guts into long thin streamers and attach them to yer fuskin' pink bike! WITH personalised NUMBER PLATES. Cheeses ... does life get any better than this? I ask yas ...

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            #1190
            Underoo's and friends July 2013.

            S.t.y.l.e. by FROG

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              #1191
              Underoo's and friends July 2013.

              Tawny Todd
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                #1192
                Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                Thanks Tawny.....you're the BEST.

                Now, as all my lovely Undies will see I'll be a bit busy for a while, so think of me now and then will yas.

                FH said he had a pain in his side today.....:upset:
                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                Mother Theresa

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                  #1193
                  Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                  techie;1535590 wrote: Tawny Todd
                  Not fair. I didn't kill him. I'm just advising Nicey on how to re-purpose ...in a creative, flamboyant and witty manner ...

                  What have you got, young MAMIL? Hm ?

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                    #1194
                    Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                    tawnyfrog;1535592 wrote: Not fair. I didn't kill him. I'm just advising Nicey on how to re-purpose ...in a creative, flamboyant and witty manner ...
                    Upcycling!!! ('scuse the pun)
                    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                      #1195
                      Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                      Glass Half Empty;1535595 wrote: Upcycling!!!
                      ROFPML x 2.

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                        #1196
                        Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                        nicelife;1535591 wrote:
                        FH said he had a pain in his side today.....:upset:
                        That'll be the cochineal....

                        Pop in when you can Noice One.
                        If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                        Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                          #1197
                          Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                          nicelife;1535585 wrote: OH!!! God, I hope they ONLY cost $220. I'll be gropeable if he paid more. I thought I could see under the scratched out price..... OMG!!!! I'll kill him dead, I will....

                          No, no, no, it is OK/. My mistake. The RTA was trying to flog off the rooly expensive ones to me. Don't do a Tawny on him. I do like the premium gold/black though.


                          The hot pink would look good on a white 1960's Ford Fairlane...

                          Product Range

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                            #1198
                            Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                            nicelife;1535591 wrote: Thanks Tawny.....you're the BEST.

                            Now, as all my lovely Undies will see I'll be a bit busy for a while, so think of me now and then will yas.

                            FH said he had a pain in his side today.....:upset:
                            Yeah, that'll be from yer ritual disembowelling. Nasty side effect that.
                            There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                            You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                            I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                              #1199
                              Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                              so I see you were posting like mad while I slept...so,hey, the band director was telling us she had rid the band room of mice...so I dreamed the kids were having some sort of sleepover and playing a game. They would set many mousetraps and shut the light, then many mice would come and get caught in the traps. Then the lights on and let a herd of cats in which would crunch the mice. They would be doing something on their phones while this was happening since it was a game connected to the phones. hahahahahahhaha...gotta get ready for band camp....liked your poem nicey...Tawny, the yard is full of squirrels and birds..remind me not to move there and buy a personalized plate...they must be gold plated plates.

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                                #1200
                                Underoo's and friends July 2013.

                                Guess FH's milking it for all it's worth.

                                N~i~c~e~y (remember that's my whiney voice?)

                                are there any snacks? ~~~ On the counter? ~~~ In the cupboard?~~~ In the fridge?~~~

                                Please say you left something for us afore you tended to the wounded? Provided for us, so to speak?

                                Anyway, I've set the wires. No bastard can come in without today's password which is 'Nomenclature101'. Keep it to yourselves. BYO snacks. Don't be too loud after 10.

                                Nighters.

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