Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

RunningCourage;1530103 wrote: :H:H Can i video it? We could make a mint on YouToob...

We could watch the sparks fly.

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

RunningCourage;1530103 wrote: :H:H Can i video it? We could make a mint on YouToob...

You'd have to wonder at where Jacks thinks up these tortures so quickly and so graphically :egad::H:H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

satz123;1530106 wrote: You'd have to wonder at where Jacks thinks up these tortures so quickly and so graphically :egad::H:H

Years of practice.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

Should have said my first marriage, second time I married the Sainted Sir Pee.

Rightio back to the kit hen, believe it or not I'm making a curry.

[Recluse]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

satz123;1530081 wrote: I got the inquisition this morning -

• "Burial - Thursday - ARE YOU GOING ?" - er NO - 'cos I'll be in the hospital with a camera in dark places at 7.30 am - I have to be dropped & collected 2 hours later - and 'minded' for 12 hours."Well go Tomorrow night to the church" - er - NO - I have to evacuate my bowel and will be on the loo from 6pm tomorrow.

Got quite heated then - what time would I be finished ? and I was told that HE was going to the funeral - no matter what on Thursday.
Well at least I know now where I am in the pecking order.
I get the impression it's all 'for show' d'ya know ? Kinda here we all are - wives in tow kinda thing ......
I will get a taxi to the hospital - see how that goes ...........

Really p***ed off !:upset:
Oh blimey! I can understand Mr S wanting to go to his cousin's funeral satzy, but he could at least still show a bit of sympathy to you as well under the circumstances. Asking you to go to the funeral on the same day as your procedure really is too much! Anyway, I hope things go well for you at the hospital on Thursday. :l Have you got someone to mind you?

mollyka;1530083 wrote: Hiya recs! Ah sure he's a big boy now!! He'll b over an back lots of weekends cos of Jamie - and he'll b earnin a fortune so it'll b well worth it!

Oh...that's not so bad then molls! :goodjob:

RunningCourage;1530093 wrote: Reccie enjoy popping into the garden. Wear sunscreen.

That's a good idea, arsey. Thanks! You would have thought I could have thought of that for myself by now, especially as i burn easily. Gonna buy some later!

:hallo: sugar. Glad you're feeling better about the situation.

[Recluse]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

mollyka;1530111 wrote: Satz DON'T START ME ON IRISHMEN AND FUCKIN RELLIES FUNERALS!!!! I woldnt go even If I wasn't gettin summat up my arse - NO - Don't believe in funerals - pagan they are!
mollyka;1530112 wrote: Reccie - xpost - u put it much more politer dan me ;-)

It would have been difficult not to!!! :H

[Recluse]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

mollyka;1530115 wrote: Haha - u sayin I'm not polite mrBear ?:H:H:H

Well...you do have a lovely way with words! :l

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

mollyka;1530111 wrote: Lunchtime on de grass - yay!!!!!! Welcome Sugarbeat - for all the use I was??!!!! Glad u feelin better - Satz DON'T START ME ON IRISHMEN AND FUCKIN RELLIES FUNERALS!!!! I woldnt go even If I wasn't gettin summat up my arse - NO - Don't believe in funerals - pagan they are!

FFS *snorting again * :H:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

Thanks Recstar :l
Please tell me you are not out in 30 degrees heat with no sunscreen :egad:

[Recluse]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

satz123;1530121 wrote: Thanks Recstar :l
Please tell me you are not out in 30 degrees heat with no sunscreen :egad:

No..I'm indoors reading a book about how to keep oneself occupied during retirement. It's 4 years since I left my job and I've never really thought about what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life. Might partly explain how/why my drinking got out of control.

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

Recluse;1530124 wrote: No..I'm indoors reading a book about how to keep oneself occupied during retirement. It's 4 years since I left my job and I've never really thought about what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life. Might partly explain how/why my drinking got out of control.

Can fully understand that Reccie - I am sure there are loads of charities / volunteer orgs that would LOVE to have your expertise ..... that way then you are out there and open to other opportunities ?
I had the option to go from here 3 years ago - but as Mr S was also stopping work that year - I was advised to wait and let him settle into a routine as otherwise we'd be both rattling around with no plans .....
not sure was it the best option - my gut kinda says 'yes' - considering I was also in full flight with daily wine then......
So now I'm waiting ...... waiting ...... waiting ......

[Recluse]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

satz123;1530128 wrote: Can fully understand that Reccie - I am sure there are loads of charities / volunteer orgs that would LOVE to have your expertise ..... that way then you are out there and open to other opportunities ?
I had the option to go from here 3 years ago - but as Mr S was also stopping work that year - I was advised to wait and let him settle into a routine as otherwise we'd be both rattling around with no plans .....
not sure was it the best option - my gut kinda says 'yes' - considering I was also in full flight with daily wine then......
So now I'm waiting ...... waiting ...... waiting ......

It prolly was for the best that you carried on working if your drinking was at its worst back then satzy. One of the things I've picked up from my reading so far is that you should think about what you're gonna do in retirement well before you actually do retire and then also start DOING those things before you retire. The advice is a bit too late for me, but maybe not for you?

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

mollyka;1530136 wrote: For Godot?

Shurrup ! Medallion Girl
For redundancy !
waiting ........................................ :baaah:
gonna then work in Boots - not kidding !


Jazus : :toohot:feel like a hot house plant here !

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

Recluse;1530138 wrote: It prolly was for the best that you carried on working if your drinking was at its worst back then satzy. One of the things I've picked up from my reading so far is that you should think about what you're gonna do in retirement well before you actually do retire and then also start DOING those things before you retire. The advice is a bit too late for me, but maybe not for you?

Good advice Reccie .... just wish I KNEW if anything was coming down the line - redundancy - wise !

Not too late though for you to pick up on something NOW though ?
Have you a dastardly plan taking form :ey:

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th July

satz123;1530140 wrote: Good advice Reccie .... just wish I KNEW if anything was coming down the line - redundancy - wise !

Not too late though for you to pick up on something NOW though ?
Have you a dastardly plan taking form :ey:

Bet you do Reccie . My folks retired 7 years ago now and haven't stopped working since :H Really, i mean they've slowed down and don't have to get up each day to do a 9 - 5, but they still need to work out which day off in the week they can have together cos they're both out doing stuff (voluntary work, chairing bodies/groups; representing orgs and, in my dad's case, doing what he used to do part-time to cover someone who's taken early retirement due to illness). They are lucky though (though dad needs to watch - he gets immersed in projects/jobs and is slowing down... and folks could take him for granted).

I've got a few months before i retire i think. Though in this heat i'd like to have retired shortly after getting up this morning.

When i finally do retire i would like to ride a harley-davidson around north america for starters... ooohhh.... already i'm writing that bucket list

pure fecking skiving right now....