Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

Must be on it's way to us.

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

JackieClaire;1537178 wrote: Remind me of a phone convo with the son and heir.

S&H: Ma, have you seen me passport.
Me: No
S&H: Will you have a look upstairs.
Me: No
S&H: Why

Me: I'm on the bus.

:H:H:H

[Recluse]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

JackieClaire;1537178 wrote: Remind me of a phone convo with the son and heir.

S&H: Ma, have you seen me passport.
Me: No
S&H: Will you have a look upstairs.
Me: No
S&H: Why

Me: I'm on the bus.

:H:H:H

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

LMAO JC :H:H:H

Will these people go home already? I've escaped to the bedroom. About to serve delicious-looking lemon pud to peeps sprawled out in front of the fireplace. Luckily they've run out of red wine and know they can't get more here.

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

mollyka;1537185 wrote: Sun is STILL shining...... just sayin :-)

'eff off!
Oasis
River Island
Tommy H
Top Shop
Warehouse
Next
M & S

Most with 50% orf - just sayin

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

:wavin: Molls

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

And Satzy

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

JackieClaire;1537178 wrote: Remind me of a phone convo with the son and heir.

S&H: Ma, have you seen me passport.
Me: No
S&H: Will you have a look upstairs.
Me: No
S&H: Why

Me: I'm on the bus.

:H Quote of the evening methinks. Reminds of a famous old navy dialogue:



Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

tiptronic_ct;1537187 wrote: LMAO JC :H:H:H

Will these people go home already? I've escaped to the bedroom. About to serve delicious-looking lemon pud to peeps sprawled out in front of the fireplace. Luckily they've run out of red wine and know they can't get more here.

:hiya: Tipster

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

Classic, Runners, absolutely classic. Just love it.:H:H:H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

Evening all... :hallo:

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

RunningCourage;1537191 wrote: :H Quote of the evening methinks. Reminds of a famous old navy dialogue:



Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call

:H:H:H
:hiya: Froglet

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

tiptronic_ct;1537187 wrote: LMAO JC :H:H:H

Will these people go home already? I've escaped to the bedroom. About to serve delicious-looking lemon pud to peeps sprawled out in front of the fireplace. Luckily they've run out of red wine and know they can't get more here.

Can you put little spoonfuls down the drive and up the street so they follow them like Hansel and Gretel. Then lock the doors and turn off all the lights so they can't get back in.

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

OK, So Molls has mentioned Ginger cake and Mr T has mentioned Lemon Pud...

So folks, who's got a good recipe for ol' fashioned Gingerbread and / or Lemon bread/cake?

I'll bake if someone else can provide the teas

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 27th July 2013

There ya go.

Lemon drizzle cake | BBC Good Food

Sticky gingerbread cake recipe - All recipes UK