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    Underoos and Friends, August '13

    Hi, lovely Mr G. Well done on the website. It sounds exciting! Of course you can PM me about the work thing ? very happy to help if I can. If you PM me I?ll send you my email address.

    If anyone is wondering about the sexting stuff, and why someone would do something as ridiculous as dangling their wazz in the shiraz and then sexting the evidence, I can tell you I?m in an unfortunate line of work where I?ve seen it all. Most of it either immoral, illegal or both. My retinas are still scarred from seeing the (very) large screen vision of someone stuffing their testicles into a pool table pocket.

    Hey Cori ? good luck for the weekend sweetie. Don?t forget to come and talk to us as soon as you?re feeling stressed. Sounds like you have some good friends supporting you, as you deserve!

    Rags (or should I say Ms Smoth) I can only echo whoever talked about strapping - can it be taped to take some of the strain off? And also, how did you manage to upload the X-rays? I have some on a disk but I can?t download them without the right medical software.

    Siren - I know how you feel about the time thing. Maybe when you guys feel like a drink you should tell us, and we can have a look at you tomorrow and say ?NOOOOOO?.I?ve just seen you tomorrow and you look terrible. DON?T DO IT!!!!?

    Tawny ?I love that keyhole garden. Should be mandatory anywhere where people have trouble bending, digging and lifting. I have a raised vegie bed in my teeny, tiny pocket handkerchief of a garden. I?m trying to work out how to post a photo. And also bugger about the alternator. Car repairs suck!

    Bridget I hope your snozz is OK. Sinus pain is awful!! Probly best to sit somewhere where you won?t stain the newly painted wall if you can. Fixing those things is a bugger for the estate when people are squabbling over $$.

    Hello to all the other impordant Women of Mystery, International or otherwise. (?specially bird, Miss B and Happy [thanks for the very funny vids])

    Love yas :h
    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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      Underoos and Friends, August '13

      byebyebridgetjones;1541553 wrote: Or a single man who badly wants a commitment.
      Fiction.
      I've just googled and there is such a thing as a nuclear capacitor...so maybe you just need to spell single man who badly wants a commitment in a different way...try this

      M.R. G.

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        Underoos and Friends, August '13

        I reckon someone who can get their testicles into a pool tables pocket would be very flexible...or tall...or have very dangly testicles...

        I'm visualising this Glassy. Thank you.

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          Underoos and Friends, August '13

          myhappyplace;1541557 wrote: I reckon someone who can get their testicles into a pool tables pocket would be very flexible...or tall...or have very dangly testicles...
          Wonder if he's single though?
          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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            Underoos and Friends, August '13

            myhappyplace;1541557 wrote: I reckon someone who can get their testicles into a pool tables pocket would be very flexible...or tall...or have very dangly testicles...
            Yeah ... but who can you tell?

            How does it look on your resume?

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              Underoos and Friends, August '13

              tawnyfrog;1541561 wrote:

              How does it look on your resume?
              Probably not as bad as it looks in my imagination...

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                Underoos and Friends, August '13

                myhappyplace;1541557 wrote: I reckon someone who can get their testicles into a pool tables pocket would be very flexible...or tall...or have very dangly testicles...
                I'm visualising this Glassy. Thank you.
                byebyebridgetjones;1541558 wrote: Wonder if he's single though?
                tawnyfrog;1541561 wrote:
                Yeah ... but who can you tell?
                How does it look on your resume?
                I forgot to mention that beside the subject in the photo, they'd placed a box of snooker balls, logo prominent, thereby very wittily having the word "balls" displayed right next to the offending (and I don't use that term loosely) member on display.
                There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                  Underoos and Friends, August '13

                  Wow.
                  How do I get into your job
                  If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                  Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                    Underoos and Friends, August '13

                    byebyebridgetjones;1541565 wrote: Wow.
                    How do I get into your job
                    You probably need to be at that one in a million wrong place at the wrong time when coincidence, incompetence and bad luck all coincide,
                    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                      Underoos and Friends, August '13

                      Glass Half Empty;1541569 wrote: You probably need to be at that one in a million wrong place at the wrong time when coincidence, incompetence and bad luck all coincide,
                      I can do that.
                      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                        Underoos and Friends, August '13

                        byebyebridgetjones;1541572 wrote: I can do that.
                        No worries. If I hear of any disgustingly politically incorrect jobs going I'll be sure to let you know.
                        There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                        You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                        I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                          Underoos and Friends, August '13

                          Yay...Bridge can move to Queensland...

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                            Underoos and Friends, August '13

                            I just throb you women.

                            Thank you.

                            And no .... I'm not gay ... not that there's anything blah blah blah blah

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                              Underoos and Friends, August '13

                              myhappyplace;1541556 wrote: I've just googled and there is such a thing as a nuclear capacitor...so maybe you just need to spell single man who badly wants a commitment in a different way...try this

                              M.R. G.

                              :H:H

                              Yes. We ARE out there.

                              Just like to introduce meself to Glassy. Hi Glassy, my real life name is Ray. I'm 67, retired alternator and nuclear ocsilator mechanic now living in bayside Melbourne (about a block from where Warnie used to live). I like online forums, virtual darts, and free porn. Nice to meet you.

                              'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                              Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                                Underoos and Friends, August '13

                                Glass Half Empty;1541555 wrote: Hi, lovely Mr G. Well done on the website. It sounds exciting! Of course you can PM me about the work thing ? very happy to help if I can. If you PM me I?ll send you my email address.
                                Thanks Glassy. Re pics of x-rays, Rags might've taken a pic with her phone, then uploaded it via usb cable to her computer. Then i think she uses 'photobucket' like most folk here, which is free.

                                Frog. How old is yer battery in the vehicle in question. Never discount the battery in the case of a seemingly dodgy alternator. Both about the same price either way. Good luck.

                                Bonne stuffem everyone.

                                'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                                Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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