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    Underoos and Friends, August '13

    Glassybum here.

    POD (problem of the day)

    Son is marrying into a family that has some money, and one (me) is as poor is as a church mouse.
    Discuss.
    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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      Underoos and Friends, August '13

      Glass Half Empty;1544707 wrote: Glassybum here.

      POD
      (problem of the day)

      Son is marrying into a family that has some money, and one (me) is as poor is as a church mouse.
      Discuss.
      And particularly, they're pouring money into the wedding, and I can only suggest that the young couple stick a few things on my credit card!
      There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
      You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

      I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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        Underoos and Friends, August '13

        Glass Half Empty;1544707 wrote:


        Son is marrying into a family that has some money, and one (me) is as poor is as a church mouse.
        Discuss.

        Nil problemo, por favore. THEY
        get to pay for the wedding.

        You just need to frock up a tad. Get Grinder to whip you up something fashionable or re-purpose a current garment.

        Easy-peasy.

        Your prospective DIL won't be expecting anything from you other than what you already offer. The love of the boy she's about to marry.

        :h

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          Underoos and Friends, August '13

          tawnyfrog;1544709 wrote:
          Your prospective DIL won't be expecting anything from you other than what you already offer. The love of the boy she's about to marry.
          :h
          You're very sweet!
          There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
          You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

          I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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            Underoos and Friends, August '13

            coriander;1544341 wrote: Dear Glenoid Smoth ,
            What lovely stifle/knee you have, unfortunately you're losing joint congruency medially and you have osteophyte formation on the medial aspect of your tibia . Must be causing you some pain!
            Your fetlock appears ok but you do have increased density of your joint surfaces so inflammation of your tibiotarsal joint is likely.
            However as you are an extremely lovely person i feel that euthanasia is not an option. I refer you to keep reading the little note that ghostily appears in your 1st xray.
            Love from
            Your Vet.
            Good afternoon Ms. Corrie,

            I love the way you respond to my vexing vetinarian questions.

            Yes that knee and foot are indeed a little worrisome at times... 2 arthroscopies on it. I can show you a picture of the cartilage that was removed... a kindly dentist I sleep with every now and then preserved in clear acrylic and I use it as a paperweight.
            I belive that "they" are trialling stem cell therapy to replace cartilage... I'll be first in line for human trials.
            Thankyou for not suggesting lethabarb.

            That ghostly note is a part of my training program. It sits next to the other note which says Confidence Elegance Self Esteem I am a friend to myself.


            I just love medicospeak. I go all tingly at the knees.


            May I tantalise you with some further xrays???


            Your arthritic friend
            Glenoid Smoth.

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              Underoos and Friends, August '13

              Glass Half Empty;1544710 wrote: You're very sweet!
              Some/many will question that. :H

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                Underoos and Friends, August '13

                tawnyfrog;1544713 wrote: Some/many will question that. :H
                Yes. But I won't.
                There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                  Underoos and Friends, August '13

                  Glenoid Smoth;1544712 wrote:

                  May I tantalise you with some further xrays???


                  Glenoid Smoth.
                  Good Afternoon, Glenoid (sorry I thought your last name was Snoth)

                  For those of us who have no xray pics, would photos of other wounds help to further your research? I've got a couple of pissers :H :H :H

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                    Underoos and Friends, August '13

                    tawnyfrog;1544709 wrote: Nil problemo, por favore. THEY get to pay for the wedding.

                    You just need to frock up a tad. Get Grinder to whip you up something fashionable or re-purpose a current garment.

                    Easy-peasy.

                    Your prospective DIL won't be expecting anything from you other than what you already offer. The love of the boy she's about to marry.

                    :h
                    Totally agree with the Frogs comments here. Don't get caught up in the keeping up stuff Glassybum, from what I've seen so far you've got a lot more to offer than a wallet of cash or credit cards. And its a different world these days, there's no fixed payer. Is there? or did I miss the memo

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                      Underoos and Friends, August '13

                      tawnyfrog;1544715 wrote: Good Afternoon, Glenoid (sorry I thought your last name was Snoth)

                      For those of us who have no xray pics, would photos of other wounds help to further your research? I've got a couple of pissers :H :H :H
                      Sorry, not as many as Techie :H

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                        Underoos and Friends, August '13

                        a couple of pissers?
                        jebus, i bet THAT hurts!
                        AF since 10/26/2009

                        It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                          Underoos and Friends, August '13

                          aspman;1544718 wrote: a couple of pissers?
                          jebus, i bet THAT hurts!
                          not to mention confusing!:H
                          AF since 10/26/2009

                          It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                            Underoos and Friends, August '13

                            byebyebridgetjones;1544403 wrote:
                            It was on my head if an accident happened as a result of negligence, and I would have been up for a personal fine which meant the sale of my house out from under me.

                            .
                            Now that would have to be questioned by the union surely?
                            Bastard employers.

                            bird;1544424 wrote: Oh Rags, nice bones...

                            Thanks Birdy,
                            Corrie seems to think so too.

                            Glass Half Empty;1544452 wrote:
                            Yes. I'm obtaining data for my thesis by interviewing people. I interviewed the first 2 today and pretty much had to make it up as I went along. Plus I had to drive up to the coast and I was so tired after so little sleep I had to keep pinching myself on the drive home.
                            Hey Glassy, why don't you just ask us Undies the questions?
                            Then just copy and paste our answers... how easy is that.
                            We'll all pretend we live in the Sunshine coast.

                            tawnyfrog;1544715 wrote:
                            Good Afternoon, Glenoid (sorry I thought your last name was Snoth)

                            For those of us who have no xray pics, would photos of other wounds help to further your research? I've got a couple of pissers :H :H :H
                            Hi Tawn,
                            I get the feeling its a Glenoid and Corrie thing happening there. Snoth, Snot, Smoth, who knows.. :H

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                              Underoos and Friends, August '13

                              Aspy ... you're confirming that banana benders are a tad slow at times but ...

                              fusk. can't be arsed looking for the emotibloodycons so here's a LOL, smily head,huggy crappage oh and let's not forget the throbbage one ***

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                                Underoos and Friends, August '13

                                Had a lovely toime last night.
                                Yes Mr Rags and I had some wine... a 1983 Hermitage that Mr Rags had been saving. We shared it round.
                                It was great... everyone joined in.
                                The Teddies collected munny and stamps to the value of $31.80 and another of the group is police person who served Mr Ron with an envelope which contained a Firearms registry Permit to acquire a firearm, which costs $30.00 Clever Teddies.

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