Army Thread Monday 5th August

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

RunningCourage;1540159 wrote: :H:H At least foxy's was only a single letter slip - semen and lemon are, erm... two quite differently spelled words.
Like me saying, "i really want to go for a sex", when I mean "i really want to go for a walk up yonder hill there and look at the beautiful sunset..." although i'm sure walking, hills, sunsets and sunrises could be deemed as some repressed Freudian analogy for sex...
Once knew a kid called William Dick. I shit you not. And I knew an actor called Bill Dick once too.
Morning everyone.
You can imagine that it was quoted faster than lightening.

My Pa went to school with a girl called Rosemary Bottom (I kid you not) who's name was shortened to Rosie.

satz123;1540160 wrote: :waving: JC and Reccie
What yiz up to today ?

Well apart from admiring my new red tomato, there'll be a bit of cheese scone making the not a lot.

[satz123]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

JackieClaire;1540162 wrote: Sorry to interrupt this thread. Breaking news.........................hold on to your hats.................
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One of my tomatoes has ripened to a lovely shade of red.

Remember you heard it here first.

Let's call it George -





before you eat it :H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

satz123;1540165 wrote: Let's call it George -

before you eat it :H

It could be a girl.

You mean I can't keep it, and love it and pet it until it goes off like a lot of tomatoes in my life.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

My tomatoes are green as can be, thats all. Lots of other veg are being scoffed though.

opps.. Good morning all.

[Recluse]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

satz123;1540160 wrote: :waving: JC and Reccie
What yiz up to today ?
JackieClaire;1540164 wrote: Well apart from admiring my new red tomato, there'll be a bit of cheese scone making the not a lot.

How 'bout a photo Jackie, then we can admire it too?

Your day sounds more exciting than mine - cleaning and weeding :upset:

Morning tabs :hallo:

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

satz123;1540163 wrote: :H:H
There are two scenic spots in Ireland called The Mourne Mountains and The Furry Glen. So one would go over the Mourne Mountains and down by the furry glen.
As kids you can imagine the context they were used :H
Still are by some late at night with 20 pints the black stuff consumed .....

My neighbour is called Pat McGee ( pronounce Pat ma Gee):egad:
His real name is Phelim ( pronounced Feelim )
Quite unfortunate:H
JackieClaire;1540164 wrote: You can imagine that it was quoted faster than lightening.

My Pa went to school with a girl called Rosemary Bottom (I kid you not) who's name was shortened to Rosie.

This is true:

My dad's a man of the cloth.
Had to confirm peeps into the church.
They had to kneel in front of him as he'd place his hands on their head.
Once had to confirm a lady called Patrica Mycock.
She was knows as Pat...

[satz123]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

RunningCourage;1540177 wrote: This is true:

My dad's a man of the cloth.
Had to confirm peeps into the church.
They had to kneel in front of him as he'd place his hands on their head.
Once had to confirm a lady called Patrica Mycock.
She was knows as Pat...

:H
Mr S nicknamed the neighbour : Scratch:H
Oh Gawd we are like two deliquents - !!!!

[satz123]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

Ahem .....*cough*:new:
Dragged myself out of the gutter .....
I also have a red 'mato on my tiny plant in a pot in my tiny garden.
Will eat it today.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

Recluse;1540176 wrote: How 'bout a photo Jackie, then we can admire it too?

Your day sounds more exciting than mine - cleaning and weeding :upset:


I'll see what I can do, but it's very shy. Perhaps I'll put it in montage with the 2 gladioli.



RunningCourage;1540177 wrote: This is true:

My dad's a man of the cloth.
Had to confirm peeps into the church.
They had to kneel in front of him as he'd place his hands on their head.
Once had to confirm a lady called Patrica Mycock.
She was knows as Pat...

Did she marry into that name? If so she must have loved him very much. If it was her parents I want to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeel them.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

satz123;1540183 wrote: Ahem .....*cough*:new:
Dragged myself out of the gutter .....
I also have a red 'mato on my tiny plant in a pot in my tiny garden.
Will eat it today.

We shall have a celebratory day of small tomatoes grown in pots.

:goodjob:

[Recluse]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

RunningCourage;1540177 wrote: This is true:

My dad's a man of the cloth.
Had to confirm peeps into the church.
They had to kneel in front of him as he'd place his hands on their head.
Once had to confirm a lady called Patrica Mycock.
She was knows as Pat...

:H:H:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

JackieClaire;1540189 wrote: We shall have a celebratory day of small tomatoes grown in pots.

:goodjob:

Dear dear JC
you have to remember a 'mato is not just for looking at & petting
A 'mato is for EATING
Sorry :l- but 'matos expect to be eaten - it is their calling in life
All the other green fellas will laugh at him if he stays hanging around there

Said with love
The End

[satz123]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

Recluse;1540176 wrote: How 'bout a photo Jackie, then we can admire it too?

Your day sounds more exciting than mine - cleaning and weeding :upset:

Morning tabs :hallo:

You are giving Tabbers 'a run for his money' Reccie - with the amount of garden time spent
Must be looking good now?
Poor 'ol Mr S - I feel sorry for him ..... he loves his garden but it's tiny....
would love a bigger one for him !
I've told him to sign up somewhere and help to fix up old ladies / gents gardens for them - there HAS to be a need for that in the community ???

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

satz123;1540194 wrote: Dear dear JC
you have to remember a 'mato is not just for looking at & petting
A 'mato is for EATING
Sorry :l- but 'matos expect to be eaten - it is their calling in life
All the other green fellas will laugh at him if he stays hanging around there

Said with love
The End

But I love him, :upset:



OK I'll wait 'til Sir Pee gets in and we'll eat our little love apple together.

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Monday 5th August

Good morning Army :hallo:

Back to work today:upset: