Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

But Hew got a rare tummy bug
So saw Doctor Satz for a hug
But the Doc had to tell
Hew (who's no well)
That he ate not a snail but a slug

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

So Hew went to an Irish A&E
To be tended by a sweet sweetpea
She said "yer a gype,
Would you stop eating shite"
And gave Hew a warm cuppa tea.

(With 6 choccie biccies)

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

So Hew went home to his kitchen
To find something to peck and to pinch on
But Molls got there first
Scoffed the food in a burst
And Hew was left red and all bitchin'

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

Jacs came down hearing the noise
Hollered "here here all you girls and boys,
Stop all your nippin
or i'll gie yis a whippin
Cos, i am struggling to fins a word that can end this verse with and having very little joys" (:H)

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

Then Jacs had a brainwave (she boasts)
And knows how to calm Hew and Molls josts,
She runs to the kit hen
whips bread under grill and then
Offers them all butter and toasts

Right i'm fecking knackered :H

:bedtime:

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

JackieClaire;1543798 wrote: There was Dances with Wolves starring Kevin Costner.........................but tonight we have

RUNNING WITH SHEEP starring our very own Incheroo.

Get yer tickets here.

oh FFS:H:H:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

There once was a Gecko named Froglet
T'was green as green as you'd get
He was funny - had no money
But we loved him the wee honey:h
He lost his job but was quite happy
Cos the job he'd said was always crappy

He's moving on to pastures new
Never will he join the dole queue
He'll find a job he'd like to keep
Let's hope there are no SHEEP ( in the pasture like ):H

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

mollyka;1543834 wrote: Jaysus Arsey --- I'm knackered too:H:H:H fair dues to you lad:H
How'r'ya Benjy? where did ya go with your mate? and why weren't you working --- how very dare you!!!!!

She's going to a wedding and wanted 2nd opinion on a dress.
Wondered Henry / Mary Street - great shops in Jervis - think I prefer Grafton Street tho.

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

Night Mollers
Last to bed - switch off the lights & lock up !

[InChains]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

something tells me last up'll be me

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread Wednesday 14th August

I will get the light, night.