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    #46
    Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

    Tipps? LMAO @ your cat trying to keep his knackers! Can just picture your Mum chasing him around? hehe. Dougie and Hamish said to tell him cojones are over-rated anyway? they?re ruling the roost Sans Boules? )

    While we?re on the subject, and if I may get serious for one brief nano-second, I have a bit of a rant. We (responsible pet owners) spay and neuter but there are still horrible amounts of pets in pounds and shelters. Some are feral, granted, and some are unwanted gifts, difficult to deal with, or bought on the spur of the moment? but I wonder how many come from breeders that have an ?inferior product? they can?t sell. Gets my blood boiling that one. My favouritist cat ever, MacGregor, could only have been a breeder kitten. Seamus too. One was Russian Blue with Hemmingway toes, the other was an Exotic (short haired Persian). They were tiny wee kittens (about 6 weeks, much too young for me to adopt, but the pound here will neuter them and give them out to get more space). They were in the pound with all their littermates and here in South Florida nobody lets their cats breed, you can have them spayed and neutered for free. And they were clearly not feral litters? so that only leaves one option? feckin breeders offloading litters they don?t think sellable. Puppy Mills and Kitty Mills. There just aren?t enough homes for all these animals. Especially in this economy. Fecks sakes, we have old age pensioners eating dog food here cos they can?t afford proper nutrition? who can afford a load of pets? That whole Puppy and Kitty Mill thing should be feckin monitored better...

    And don?t even get me started on the way they keep/raise slaughter animals and fowl? THAT is DISGUSTING for the most part. It?s high time animals got given SOME kind of rights. I mean, I don?t expect they?ll ever be on par with humans (LOL!) but feck?s sakes? we?re supposed to be a civilized society. (

    Rant over. (I think.)

    Where was I? FFS... it really is awful, the shite that happens in this world. :upset:

    Satz? I need to ?click on yer link?? what?s that hotel?s website again?

    JackieClaire;1551414 wrote:
    I must be the only one who doesn't feel sorry for the cat. Had all me cats and dogs done.
    Honestly they don't miss their bits and bobs.

    Nope, yer not alone... See above rant! Spay & neuter is the only way to go and, fecks sakes, if I can do without sex so can they!!! :H

    JackieClaire;1551418 wrote: I used to work in a vets and I've seen it done. TBH it's fascinating especially on boy cats and dogs. Takes minutes. Mind you when they did it on a piglet they had to leave me lying on the floor as I'd fainted clean away.

    Is that when you switched your line of work? ;o)

    Mollers? Glad things are calming down Chez Toi. It?s not at all comfortable when there?s dissention under your (one?s) roof? X

    EW? Glad you had a good birthday! It sounds like you?re in good spirits, sans spirits? ) Very happy for you.

    Recluse;1551518 wrote:

    I bought a bottle of spray containing bitrex to use on the furniture to try to discourage her from chewing it. She still chews the furniture and she shows her complete and utter contempt for my efforts by chewing the feckin bottle as well! :upset:

    LMFAO!!!!! :H

    Ahh, gotta love them. ) My kitchen counter stools HAD rattan weave seats... thanks to Dougie they're pretty much unrecognizable now. And heaven help ye if ye sit on them in shorts! :egad:

    She?ll calm down soon enough? then you?ll miss her being a puppy. (Maybe!!!) ;o)

    RunningCourage;1551532 wrote:
    We're having the same issue with my dad.
    satz123;1551535 wrote: and me with my mother
    Feck's sakes Reccy... you have it easy!!! LMAO!

    Arsey? Nice of you to buy for that shower of reprobates. I DO SO HOPE that was an organic, humanely raised chicken tho! Hehe...

    tiptronic_ct;1551605 wrote: Question: if the cat had only one ball (like my arsehole brother
    ), should the vet give a 50% discount?.
    For real??? OMG... here come the giggles again.............

    Hiyas to a'body else! X

    Zenner reportage... have some aches from yesterday's yard work and feeling every one of my 50 years today. I've been taking anti-inflammatories and hoping the aches will feck orf. It's feckin hot & humid and I'm officially SICK of this weather now. In fact, think I may go for a dip in the pool to try and lift my spirits... not in the best mood today tbh. Been looking at the wheely bin lying on it's side out there (feckin bin men) since I sat at the 'puter and still haven't gone to bring it in! Feck it!

    With all these fecks I should be on the feck thread...

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      #47
      Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

      tiptronic_ct;1551615 wrote: Right... I'm feeling distinctly Mario-like.

      Next thing you know, I'll start asking myself questions and answering.

      Bacinabit.
      :waving: I was busy constructing my Mega Post otherwise I'd have said :hi:

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        #48
        Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

        satz123;1551570 wrote: Check back my posts folks - I predicted this - 26 degrees in London tomorrow !!!
        No-one listens to me :upset:
        I listened which is why I posted about it.:upset::upset:
        I used the Sinclair Method to beat my alcoholic drinking.

        Drank within safe limits for almost 2 years

        AF date 22/07/13

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          #49
          Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

          Satz

          Doesn't matter so long as you feel good. I enjoyed having my tan for a few days, you enjoy yer nails and brows and thingies.

          Amost time for me ninja lesson
          I used the Sinclair Method to beat my alcoholic drinking.

          Drank within safe limits for almost 2 years

          AF date 22/07/13

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            #50
            Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

            You taking karate lessons UKBee?

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              #51
              Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

              Zenstyle;1551624 wrote: You taking karate lessons UKBee?
              I do do a martial art, took it up couple of years ago when I started getting straight. Bloody amazing. Na not Karate, I get to throw people about in the one I do:H:H and get thrown :upset:
              I used the Sinclair Method to beat my alcoholic drinking.

              Drank within safe limits for almost 2 years

              AF date 22/07/13

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                #52
                Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                It it judo or jijutso then? I'm not sure I have good enough balance for martial arts. Always wanted to give it a whirl but never had the conviction I would be able to do anything like that. BUT... I feel like I've been thrown about today! :H

                I really should go and get the wheely bin in! It's a disgrace lying out there hehe... looks like it keeled over after a night in the pub!

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                  #53
                  Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                  Good evenink fellow lazy muggins! I've done pretty much nowt today. I suppose I'll have to get it all done in a fit of pique fuelled by guilt............. and then sit back down to congratulate myself on my accountability! :H

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                    #54
                    Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                    mollyka;1551654 wrote: :H Sounds familiar alright!!

                    Had a calm chat with Joey a few minutes ago --- I've been feeling a bit sorry for him...... he took it as a license to ask for the big bedroom back and the garage re-opened --- FFS --- wanna give him a good smack now:H
                    Fecking typical :H
                    I'll do whatever it takes
                    AF 21/08/2009

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                      #55
                      Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                      Just popped in again to say g'nite, folksies. See you on the morrow.
                      I'll do whatever it takes
                      AF 21/08/2009

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                        #56
                        Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                        mollyka;1551654 wrote: :H Sounds familiar alright!!

                        Had a calm chat with Joey a few minutes ago --- I've been feeling a bit sorry for him...... he took it as a license to ask for the big bedroom back and the garage re-opened --- FFS --- wanna give him a good smack now:H
                        Well I hope you didn't cave. I know I'm not a parent, but children are master manipulators of their mums and dads... and I reckon Joey has it down pat. (And that's not Pat the Recliner I'm talking about...) Don't be mad at him... go on after him and tell him he just pissed you off with that nonsense and that you don't appreciate his attitude. Just tell it like it is... ye ken? So you don't take the anger inwards. That shit causes stress! And you know what stress does! :egad:

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                          #57
                          Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                          *whooooooooooooooosh*

                          Nighters Tipps!!!

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                            #58
                            Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                            mollyka;1551662 wrote: Too right!!! Happily passed the buck ---- 'you'll have to talk to Dad' --- that soon put a halt to his gallop --- could see lump-hammers in front of his eyes:H
                            :H

                            Ah, that's perfect. Play the Dad Card! Will prolly catch you when you get back seeing as I'm a lazy mare today.

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                              #59
                              Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                              RunningCourage;1551593 wrote: Fuck sake. :H

                              Right, here yis all are...







                              Ah Jazus I'm choking here :H:H:H

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                                #60
                                Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

                                satz123;1551665 wrote: Ah Jazus I'm choking here :H:H:H
                                :H:H:H

                                Almost fell off me chair when I saw it meself!!!

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