Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

RunningCourage;1551532 wrote: We're having the same issue with my dad.
*Trying not to laugh*

satz123;1551535 wrote: :H:H and me with my mother

*And failing* :H:H:H

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

RunningCourage;1551534 wrote: Right, job interview presentation - done.

Gotta write an entry for my uni course blog - nearly done.

Then gonna whiz into town to buy new running shoes :woot:
Well done arsey. And I reckon after your efforts on Sunday, you really deserve a new pair of running shoes.

JackieClaire;1551536 wrote: That's just made me howl laughing.:H:H

:goodjob: to Amy only 2 or 3 a day. Progress. Takes 2 blessed years to potty train a child.

Reccy, for a first time dog owner you're doing brilliantly.

Aww...thanks Jackie. Glad I made you laugh! The time off work must be making you feel a little better then?

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

JackieClaire;1551538 wrote: Ooh while you're there can you bring me a cooked chicken back. The son & heir has taken most of ours for his lunch. I may have to keeeeeeeeeeeeel him.

wait ! wait !
I need :
Face wipes
Sun Tan Cream
Black Top

Can you remember that
Ta muchly

[YouKayBee]

Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

mollyka;1551547 wrote: FECKIN hell - I need suncream toooooo - BAKING in de garden! Where did THAT come from ???
No housework banks shops done - nothing ! Finished me buke an started anudder one!

I think ur doin great as well - my mum needed psychological help when attempting to train mutts!!!!
I hastily add - NOT sayin Amy's a mutt ;-)

Sounds like London and Ireland have this Indian summer happening.

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

mollyka;1551547 wrote: FECKIN hell - I need suncream toooooo - BAKING in de garden! Where did THAT come from ???
No housework banks shops done - nothing ! Finished me buke an started anudder one!

I think ur doin great as well - my mum needed psychological help when attempting to train mutts!!!!
I hastily add - NOT sayin Amy's a mutt ;-)
Ukblonde;1551550 wrote: Sounds like London and Ireland have this Indian summer happening.

Check back my posts folks - I predicted this - 26 degrees in London tomorrow !!!
No-one listens to me :upset:

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Orf to get me brows , lashes, fingers & toes done !!!:upset:
Jazus why do I bother
Not as if I'll be on the 'Prowl in Portugal' :H:H
Later gaters from home :thumbs:

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

Fuck sake. :H

Right, here yis all are...

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

And guess what - no fecking trainers :stomper: (he's ordered the ones i want tho :thumbs

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

You forgot my 2 packets of M&Ms

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

Question: if the cat had only one ball (like my arsehole brother), should the vet give a 50% discount? Samuel L Catson has officially been booked into the kitty horsepital. The point of no return, so to speak.

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

EW: your post made for a lovely read back. Me three about what JC & Molls said.

I hope you had a fantastic time with your daughter.

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

I must admit that we haven't had Jasmine spayed yet. No wonder the golden retriever three houses down has such a gleam in his eye and a wag in his tail. His bits are still intact.

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Speaking of procreation, intact bits and the like...

The guys on the thread would appreciate my immense relief when Mrs. T's gynae recommended that she rather get sterilised after the youngest cub's birth (it was a Caesarian), rather than me undergoing the snip. He argued that she would be on the operating table already. And that the risk of a baby with Down's was getting quite high at her age.

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

Oh! I almost forgot: Reccie, I guess you don't own a laser pointer? You need to invest in one if you don't. You can have hours of fun watching Amy chase the little red dot. It'll distract her from chewing for a while as well.

How much exercise must they get at such a young age?

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Army Thread Tuesday 3rd September

Right... I'm feeling distinctly Mario-like.

Next thing you know, I'll start asking myself questions and answering.

Bacinabit.