Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

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Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

satz123;1557559 wrote: Ah Jazus yes - God love me :upset:
I realised I am not busy enough.
And even if they gave me stuff to do - I have no interest in it at the minute - BORING AS HELL !!

Need out - or at least a change of job within !
I want to make a difference by doing my day's work - not happening at present !

Ach you've been feeling that way for a while. :l I won't bore you with the "blah blah blah" about being lucky to have a job in this economy... yadda yadda. It's rough to not get satisfaction out of what you do on a daily basis.

Maybe a change of job within is the way to go... that seems to me to have "the best of both worlds" written all over it...

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Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

KTAB;1557560 wrote: That's more than a little scary, can only imagine what DW would say if she saw me building that thing.

:H

She'd think you'd finally succumbed to loosing yer marbles!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Living where I'm at, we're all rather wary of alligators (with good reason!). I got this in my email just now...

WOMAN STOPS GATOR ATTACK WITH A SMALL BERETTA PISTOL

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jet Fire testimonial.

Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jet Fire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus -- The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Zenstyle;1557567 wrote: Living where I'm at, we're all rather wary of alligators (with good reason!). I got this in my email just now...

WOMAN STOPS GATOR ATTACK WITH A SMALL BERETTA PISTOL

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jet Fire testimonial.

Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jet Fire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus -- The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

:H:H LOVE IT !!!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

satz123;1557569 wrote: :H:H LOVE IT !!!

It was the "just walking away at a quick pace" that got me :H

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Lure Froglet out with SHITE poems

There once was a Gecko called RC
Who thought he was posh as can be
"I AM A GECKO" - he'd roar
All loverly & green
The nicest GECKO ever seen

We called him Froglet
He was not happy
He thinks all frogs are commom - in fact : crappy

Please come back Froglet and make us smile
We'll call you Gecko all the while :l

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

There was once a blue arsed frog (who thought he were a gecko but nomatter)
He liked to mull things over on his todd....

He'd better get his feckin blue arse back soon
Or the Doc and Pea are headin for Troon.

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Zenstyle;1557567 wrote: Living where I'm at, we're all rather wary of alligators (with good reason!). I got this in my email just now...

WOMAN STOPS GATOR ATTACK WITH A SMALL BERETTA PISTOL

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jet Fire testimonial.

Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jet Fire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus -- The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

:H Jasus Zen- had to read that twice- at first thought it were a real news item!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Dear Zennie: I hail from the southern hemisphere. Cape Town, to be specific. "Septembet" was invented to allow people to place wagers on the actual arrival of spring (Spring Day on 1 September wasn't an accurate yardstick).






















Alternatively, I simply did not tap the right key on my mobile when I started the thread this morning. But that would be a boring explanation

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

:hallo: Army

The other conference-goers are all attending the "Gartner Casino" cocktail evening, whilst I am very comfortably settled at home in my sweatpants and fleecy top. Never enjoyed these so-called networking opportunities, even as an excuse to get hammered.

Good conference so far, though.

And no: Gartner was NOT a typo of garter They are the IT research company hosting their annual SA symposium.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

satz123;1557574 wrote: There once was a Gecko called RC
Who thought he was posh as can be
"I AM A GECKO" - he'd roar
All loverly & green
The nicest GECKO ever seen

We called him Froglet
He was not happy
He thinks all frogs are commom - in fact : crappy

Please come back Froglet and make us smile
We'll call you Gecko all the while :l
sweetpea29;1557582 wrote: There was once a blue arsed frog (who thought he were a gecko but nomatter)
He liked to mull things over on his todd....

He'd better get his feckin blue arse back soon
Or the Doc and Pea are headin for Troon.

:H:H

There once was a gecko called Frog
Who used Clorox Blue in his bog
One day he fell in
And emerged with a grin
And yer gecko is now a blue Frog

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

sweetpea29;1557583 wrote: :H Jasus Zen- had to read that twice- at first thought it were a real news item!

The one that sent it to me set me up to thinking it WAS a real news item... she got me good! :H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

tiptronic_ct;1557587 wrote: Dear Zennie: I hail from the southern hemisphere. Cape Town, to be specific. "Septembet" was invented to allow people to place wagers on the actual arrival of spring (Spring Day on 1 September wasn't an accurate yardstick).

:H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

tiptronic_ct;1557590 wrote: :hallo: Army

The other conference-goers are all attending the "Gartner Casino" cocktail evening, whilst I am very comfortably settled at home in my sweatpants and fleecy top. Never enjoyed these so-called networking opportunities, even as an excuse to get hammered.

Good conference so far, though.

And no: Gartner was NOT a typo of garter They are the IT research company hosting their annual SA symposium.

Now are you SURE about that?! It seems quite feasible after your Septembet explanation!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Tuesday 17th Septembet

Zenstyle;1557599 wrote: Now are you SURE about that?! It seems quite feasible after your Septembet explanation!