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[bird]

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I've got to get me some of that liver kidney tea. Boy that sounds good. Better than beer even. I bet my cat would love it. I could make it out of those darn roosters nobody wants. Sorry, I'm just tired and feeling giddy. Must go trick or treating tonight..my sperm donor has not sent his child support all month and I have to walk up and down the road looking for a hidden pumpkin..geez...later on...bird

[Niblet]

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Hello all, I don't have time to read all the posts I've missed, but will catch up tomorrow after work... Hope that everybody is have a fun Halloween... Here it is rain, but luckily that is suppose to change later when the little ones are out to... Snow !!! Uggg !!! Hope they all bundle up and come take a load of these candies off my hands... Hugs all ,

[Guest]

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OH TIT...I LOVE YOU!!! You want me to go to Baltimore with you? I will! In a heart beat! I mean it! SERIOUSLY....

[magic]

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Hey Tex,

I'll come, the dogs and I will hitch hike.

Some info, may be to much info, or you already know.......

Pap Smear Interpretation

I don't know your dx. but I wouldn't be overly worried about this. You could do Christmas shopping.

Easy for me to say, I know.

Regardless, you know you have my prayers.

m. xx

[12many]

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Hey TIT-

Good luck on your trip and if you have some free time in B'more, may I recomend Bertha's Mussels:
When Bertha's Mussels Flex Her Muscles

#1 son talked me out of my bumper sticker I had tacked up in my office and slapped it on his new car. It was an instant hit.

Another local culture thing, although it is best had in a dive bar (sorry) is crab cakes. Locals eat them with saltines and yellow mustard. Go figure. I did it just for the experience. Sort of like the regrettable things I had for breakfast in England. I may be paranoid, but I bet they don't eat any of that stuff - its just a nation wide, long standing inside joke - they just have it on the menu to abuse tourists.

Cheers,
Dave

[12many]

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I don't know if any of you are NPR listeners, but I just loved this story and it popped into my head, so I felt like sharing. I heard it when it was originally broadcast and nealry ran off the road laughing.

All Things Considered, October 1, 2004 ? Daisuke Inoue, the inventor of karaoke, was awarded the 2004 Ig Nobel Peace Prize last night, "for inventing karaoke, thereby providing an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other." The Ig Nobel Prizes are awarded annually for achievements that "celebrate the unusual" and "honor the imaginative," according to its organizers, The Annals of Improbable Research.

NPR : Karaoke's Creator Wins Ig Nobel Prize

Follow the link and then click on 'listen'. It really sneaks up on you (as it did the audience). The nice (very) old japanese gentlman is accepting his award and speaking in iffy, broken English. Then without warning or any sort of transition he begins 'I'd like to teach the world to sing....' After the audience finally catches on, naturally they all sing right along, loud and strong.

Just one of those moments of humans being human to one another that I think keep the world spinning on its axis.

Cheers,
Dave

[bootcampbarbie]

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okay dave that was wayyyyyyy funny. happy halloweeen everyone. lmao i know its over. i just thought i'd say that. wow... well is it thursday yet??? can we just believe this week? oh texxxxxx i so lov eyou. you know what i'm with magic on this one. punt. and you know on the other surgery. wow, you are going to have the most beautiful colon in all of texas. i'm going to actually paint it and do an art exhibit. which is why you and more two and i are going to we care in palm desert. we are going to fix that up and you aren't going to have to have surgery barbie knows all. you call ol suzanna who owns it and she has been there for 30 years and you watch and see if i'm not telling you something ........ call her wecare.com call the mama susanna and i say that your test is going to be squeaky clean.
well tomorrow i get to test my wings again and go out into society. my producers are flying in from europe so i meet with them mid day. phew i'm going to go very slow...... first off i think um manicure and get my hair done so i look like presentable barbie not death warmed over barbie. and i'm going to hike the dogs again. i did buy candy yesterday knowing i would zero trick or treaters. lol guess i get to eat them. hahaahhahah

[bootcampbarbie]

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okay truth i can't eat the candy it makes me sick. but i did like the thought of buying the candy. and i did buy every single comfort food i ever liked as a child including bologna. i have not had bologna since i was 10. the only thing i didn't buy i guess was white bread. i bought bread but i bought wheat. i bought things cuz my inner child had the grocery cart that you can't combine like fried chicken, chicken wings, pickles, um soups, chips, chili, all things stuffing, all things that as a child reminded me of being safe and loved. when i got to check out counter as i went to store to buy bleach and detergent. i was surprised to find cream soda and candy. i don't eat candy. i don't in fact really eat much nor do i eat any of the foods in the cart. but i was laughing as my inner child was feeling SENSITIVE and obviously feeling that she needed to be safe and loved. i said well buy it. my husband will eat it all. jambalaya soup, clam chowder, lmao. the checker said um candy, do you know how much it is maam cuz it is open and i can't read it. i said no cuz i was too busy opening it to have a reeses's now i'm just really nauses. and i would have put them back because i want to throw up. but that would be bad manners. she said well i'll just give it to you then. ohhhh thanks. hummm i even bought stuff that you plug into the light socket and your house smells good. talk about SENSITIVE INNER CHILD. okay i even bought bacon, turkey with cranberry salad thing for sandwiches. you know like wow going with this holiday theme here. so i put groceries and inner child in the car and she was so happy happy. hahahahahaaha. i bring home food and cook up even liike hte hash browns for hubby and mix em with bacon and stuff, oh and those buttermilk bisquits and clam chowder. he's like way to go inner child. you are now feeding mine. so the fridge is completely full. his inner child is giong to be eating alot. mine is happy that she can stare at all of that food. she isn't going to eat it but she is eating what she is supposed to... she did however stay in bed today alot as yesterday all day outing and hike of dogs was a lot. hahahahahaha phew. and for the first time ever i allowed myself to simply cry because i had some feelings today. i simply never do that. but i decided just let it pass on thru. and what do you know it did. and i was over it. i thought miracle. how nice. and then i promptly fired that client for being an asshole who didn't pay me. lmao. ahahahahahahahaahhahahaha of course he didn't know i cried. and then i went to my computer and raised my rates. aahahahahaahahahahhah. yep, i figured if i raise my consulting fees i'll get a different level of person. and sure enough two other clients signed on.
so the moral to these two stories are: i'm not sure you should let your inner child go grocery shopping and have control of your shopping cart and your wallet. hujmmm
and two. if you are going to work with potential assholes at least get paid really for it.

[bird]

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Hi all,
Not having a good AF night. Was payday and we were out of everything and had not done the laundry in 2 weeks and behind in some bills and so had to go do all that stuff after the kids got home and darn water pump going out on car leaking like crazy. Ended up buting a 6 pack at grocery store and then we ran in to one of my kids 1st grade teachers on the way out and were talking and I saw her eyeballing the beer. Oh well, she has moved to a different school and I'm sure shes not a gossip.Geeeez. love bird

[bootcampbarbie]

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why would she be eyeing your 6 pack of beer bird/ don't people drink in your town? even if you got a dui before doesn'tmean you can't drink a beer? i'm confused. anyway, well, take care of your self. i'm drinking some of the tomatoe soup my inner child bought. and i think i'm to go get some ginger ale. all folks are gone i think so yu and me birdie. take care

[MDBiker]

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Hello all; I have had one hell of a busy day. I just now got home and ate dinner. I did manage to sell one of my tractors today. That is a good thing. One less piece of junk to have to get rid of. I enjoyed your inner child story barbie. I do the same thing some times, but then I go ahead and eat mine. lol Luv you bird, I'm glad you made it i today. I wonder where everyone is? Hope all is well, I am going to bed.

God Bless you each and eveyone

bear

[MDBiker]

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Morning everyone. Where are you today? I hope all are well and having a great day
bear

[Cheebs]

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ok-I am in.

[bootcampbarbie]

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hey cheebs welcome my friend. 5 whole posts and you honor us with number 5? wow, cool. well, i have to get myself moving and fast as today is a productive day i am hoping but i shall return by tonight tomorrow. have a safe and beautiful day all. i'm taking it slow and making sure my producers who came back into town are all happy shiney people. i've missed them alot. okay must shower up. drinking that yummy yummy tea. bear did we scare everyone off? well more 2 is packing, tex is texan. lol nibs is camping and working i suspect. magic is busy working, hopefully mama is okay and luv is okay. dave is cool and well we have started a 30 day af thread under dave so he and i are afing with #83 cheebs you could join us there. look for today is the day thread. it is a little group of 3 plus supporters at the moment. ummm what else. who am i missing???????? well, that's it family take care and god allah and all good luvin be with you

[Cheebs]

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I am in too. Only have 1 day under my belt!