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[bootcampbarbie]

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well, lookie who just posted? why it is more to. good luck on that offer you and hubby made. i am clear that it is supposed to happen, it will be your new proud baby in the desert. our water supply. well you know we steal it from nothern california. and that is why north and south do not typically like each other. oh and we take from colorado too. greedy greedy so cal is. i'm so happy that the moderation is working foryou nibds and i believe tex as well and you also more2. i'm just afing this week and my bday is tomorrow and i'm going to celebrate it sober. hahahaha that's a first.
morrison, mr. mayor do you really have two weeks? oh gosh way cool. you must write all about it as i am pretty sure that is a first in a little bit for you. and i'm really wanting to hear about the date nite girly luv bug. so cut loose please. sometime maybe tex you can post those horsey photos on the site. i'd love to see them. i am now watering at the mouth. so you must really share. i miss horseys in my life. ah well, the time? who would have time? so, let's catch up here. and here sorry about the long hours you are working but i know you are making such a beautiful difference. humm. oh yes, i had the big downtown splash event on thursday nite and although my crew tried to give me a heart attack by showing up 2 hours late. i had all the food and beverages but they had all my realtor stuff, information. and then they came. hahahahah and they forgot alot of it. so i was definitely two stepping all nite trying to make up for what the crew didn't bring. and my lapd were such good servers. they really did a great job. now, i have to say that the djs well djs i found out love to play their music loud. and i kept telling them to quiet it down as i couldn't hear myself speak to anyone. so so funny. but they were having a great time. and i was going to close up at 930 p.m. but the neighbors kept coming in so i ended it at midnite. ahhhhh which got me into a lot of trouble. seems the other realtors that have listings there and a couple that live there, were mad i had the party. ahhhhh, poor babies i guess because they didn't think to have it. so, they complained to managment. You would think in real estate that the professionals in it would be adults. uhhmmm no mostly just little children running around. so all in all an amazing evening and at least everyone there had a great time and i do believe that i have at least 6 new clients. can't say that the other folks that didn't come that complained had a good time. haahhaha i would have let them in though. well, i just realized that i actually out of all the events had a hysterically funny story to tell you. but then i realized that it is probably way beyond beyond and you all would ban me from other coming to our camp again. i will say this. the story involves a conversation that a really good friend of mine, male was having with my husband that was a conversation about men as they get older and certain other things about that. and he had all this scientific data and then shared this solution he found. let's just say i was dying with laughter and i had my mouth agape for a good part of listening in to them and i didn't realize it. ahahahahahah i don't believe that has ever happened to me. so, my friend and hubby assured me that all of the solutions that come with this certain product are exactly what a woman would want. i have to say i couldn't believe that but i really don't have anyone to ask. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha. wow, my life is just never going to get dull i can tell already. i'm 46 for one more day and i can still be shocked out of my senses. and the things people talk about and share at a network party. wow, that's really personal. i am so sorry but i'm just cracking up remembering the scene and conversation and me with my mouth open going noooooo wayyyyyyyyy. ah well, you let me know if this is getting to you and you want to hear the story. otherwise, i shall move on and see what the next story life has to offer up on the table. and bear, how is your back? and, i do believe that i have a healing session to do on the books tonight. so that should just settle everything down. so luv bug get on line and share......

[Niblet]

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Hello everybody !! It has been a beautiful day today.... We've been busy getting the yard ready for our annual family/friend BBQ. Most people bring a trailer or tent so they can spend the whole weekend... Weather permitting we should have a really fun time.. It will be a BBQ that I will remember from start to finish.. I'll also be the bright-eyed bushy-tailed one to make the coffee first thing in the morning.. I'm sooo looking forward to all the yard games, swimming and sharing some time with family I rarely get to see...
I'm looking forward to hearing how your date went Luv,,, I think about all you have been through and what you are going through and you totally amaze me. Hope all is well at home Hon.
More2 I use the saying also, "If it's meant to be it will be" Isn't that the truth? Our boys also tend to leave a single glass of juice or milk in the jug.. Oh Kids !! Gotta love em.
Well, I'm gonna go tuck all my "kids" in and then have a tubby, hop into my jammies and check out the TV I think.
Tex, if anybody can help with the politics you are facing, It'll be you that's for sure. Good luck in Waco, and hurry back !!! We're gonna miss ya !
Bear, I hope that your back has given you no grief today so that you could have a grooovy day !!! Tee !! Heee !!
Love you guys, see ya tomorrow ! Hugs, ~Niblet~ PS. Hereat, your beautiful home is almost finished !!! Yahoooo for you. I'm so happy for you !

[Niblet]

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My personal vote would be,,, lets hear it Bootsie !! My 43 year old ears could sure use it... Anybody opposed? Just thought I'd respond. Still haven't gone to tuck my "kids" in so... gotta scoot !

[MDBiker]

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Well Monday is now history and still no word from Luv. I have had a pretty good day. Senior staff were all out for golf so it made the day a lot smoother. I bought me a telescope this evening. I have been out on the front porch checking out venus. It is pretty cool (groovy), but I am not good with keeping it on target. I did have a lot of fun though (Right On)

Glad you had a good time barb, I too am old enough to listen to the story, and you won't be able to see me blush if it were to come to that. I am always "up" or a story like that ...he he.

Hope you all have a great night and a good day tomorrow.
bear

[bootcampbarbie]

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well, here we go then. now, as a teaser i shall say that it was i who found the story entertaining. so perhaps no one else will. that said grab some popcorn. this is a jaw dropper. well, the party was continuing on and i had schmooozed alot of folks in the happy bootise style. and i was getting a bit tired. i needed a breather. so i look around and there i spot my husband and my very good friend from india, who is this pretty well known healer. they are seated and have saved me a chair. ah so happy to get off those killer high heels for a bit. so i relax back into the chair and listen to them talking about whatever. just nice to be around them both. and i love my very good friend from india. i could listen to him speak forever, love that accent. so, i'm not quite sure how the conversation they were having changed. don't know how that turn was taken, knew that it was taken so that meant uh oh there is no going back. i might have said soemthing to him about the date he brought or something. the next thing i know my very good friend is talking about this book that he wrote and a famous coffee place is going to buy it and actually there is a series to this book. but the first one is happiness, and then he said oh and i shall put my pill in the book too? i said pill? what pill is that? oh my magic pill he says in his thick indian accent. hummmm. what does one need a magic pill for. so howard and i lean in. and he says, ah welllll you see i am getting older now and every year a man gets older his penis shrinks or it won't perform so much or stand up to attention. and i wanted to feel 20 again not my late 40's. i'm like are you sure it shrinks? oh yes yes, very very much (now you have to do this in accent as that is what makes it so funny) really. oh yes, there is all the data of how your internal organs put pressure on the penis. and then the blunt well it gets pressure from your stomach area. he now refers to himself and my hubby as that asian men have big bellies. hahahaha i said well you two don't. and he's like well yes and you see i have a berry berry small penis. (i'm sure my mouth was agape long before this but this sent me off my chair). i'm like uhhhh have you been drinking? no no not drinking not at all. just a berry berry tiny penis and then the age thing well and you know can't keep the action going for more than a few minutes. now he's looking at my husband as if he will soon jump on that wagon and agree. but my hubby is like i don't know that is not my experience. oh well you must try this magic pill as you will be going at it several times in a nite like when you were 20. and you will grow like magggiccccccccccc much bigger as in huge than without it. and now i'm actually dieing. as i've known my friend for sometime but never expected to hear any of this.
and now he is so excited to share this phenomenal news i can't stop him from sharing. he's like well i have the great pill, i have been celibate for a very long time so now i just need practice. i said um, you mean like you need women? ah yes, yes that is it. i need women. hahahahaha okay mr scientist well good luck with that project cuz i'm sure once you tell the gal that she'll be so lucky you picked her. and, he goes oh you have no idea, why not only several times in a nite but oh you stay, i'll say at attention for like 12 to 24 hours. ahahahahahahaahahahahhaa. okay, now i'm cracking up. so excuse me fellas but you mean to tell me that there are women that really want that? i mean 12 hours? are you crazy> and then you tell them several times in a nite? uh my hubby looks at me all happy and excited. i am like boy don't even think about it. you can go to that korean spa or something for the first 11 hours and get one of those happy endings then come home. barbie is thinking i don't know anyone that would want that. hahahahahahah i mean there is laundry to do, grocery shopping, emails to return and unless you can tell me i can do that at the same time? nope not interested. so that was my question. hahahahaha at the end of the conversation the boys are saying oh yes all women want that. ummmmmmmmmm, well, not barbie. but i patted ol pal on his back and said uhhhhh goood luck with getting umm practice dolls/dates to help you out with your magic pill that makes you grow like a slinky and um yes put that in the book definitely. front cover, take magic pill, read book on happiness and drink your coffee. ummmmm and then see what arises. now, i'm not real sure how to put a moral to the story on this one. gawd there are so many coming to mind. hummmm... it could be there are just some things a girl does not need to know about a fella's blunt. and then again, you can't keep a good man down. and then i don't know becareful when taking your meds that no one slipped in a magic pill instead of that topamax. and, well now you know you shouldn't go drinking, cuz if some hot girls get a hold of that magic pill, well they may put it in your drink. and then uhohhhhhhh watch out mayor morrison you might have to change your avatar. lol oh i just fell off my chair. watch the mayor tell me to stfu. hahahahaha so, that's the best i can do with the story. but for the last two days i've been hearing my buddy's voice with his announcement about his anatomy and hearing him say it so accented . ah berry berry tiny. ahahahahahaaa well, at least now i can tell him you are indeed a stud. ahahahahahahaha. so you can never say that my real estate parties i throw are not thought provoking. i mean you just never know what you are going to overhear. maybe i should send a packet to mr. 5 minutes. i bet that will really mess with him like crazy. hahahaha. okay nite nite all. i have to get beauty rest for my bday tomorrow. hubby just brought me home two bouquets of flowers. so nice but um no magic pill. i have to email and find out the name of it. i am sorry to say i forgot.

[MDBiker]

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HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE NAME!!!! lol Barb's, you make me laugh and that is a good thing. Have a happy birthday and don't take any India nickles. I hope you have ah berry berry good day.

[tryingsohard]

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VIAGRA! happy bday bootsie, ur a cracker, wish mayor mc cheese would say something!

love to u, u crack me up, xx

[MDBiker]

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Morrison and Luv, we want to hear your typing, please let us know you are ok
bear

[Guest]

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HAPPY B-DAY BOOTSIE!!! That story is hysterical....

All is well in LUV land. Date was good! Had a nice time, was nervous.....................but, it was nice. He's called everyday since, so I can assume there will be a second. Sorry I didn't get on yesterday...busy! Worked late!

I think Zak needs glasses. His Daddy told him to lay off the video games for a couple of daays so he says "Mama will you come in here and play this game for me" I say "why" He say "cause Daddy said I couldn't play games , to reast my eyes, but he didn't say I couldn't watch"!!! HA HA HA HA He has an appointment Monday...he'll die without his games!

Brit leaves for Disney World the 25th...we have to go shopping next week. Girl has to look good...she is so funny. Like anyone there has seen any of the clothes she has now????

Missed you all yesterday...

[Guest]

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Papa Bear...I love you! I got in my car today and my cell beeped...I said "who called"...looked and it said "BEAR"...I said to myself "BEAR" ..."PAPA BEAR called me"....I almost cried....you sounded just like I thought you would. I was in a meeting when you called and missed it...thank-you for caring.

[Niblet]

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Hello all, Luv I was just starting to get a little panicky this afternoon and I did PM Bear. He was concerned also and told me about leaving you voicemail... What a family we have here !! I feel all warm and fuzzy now... Our youngest son Ty is at Canadas' Wonderland until Friday... Supper table was TOOOO quiet !!
I'm so happy that your date was really nice and that this gentleman has called you back Luv...
I know that you're a very busy fella Morrison and I hope that you are doing really well.. I'm so gosh darn proud of you !!! Tomorrow I'll be taking our oldest son into the city to get his G1 drivers licience.. How did he go from riding a tricycle to a vehicle ??? We'll stop in at McDonalds and have one of Morrisons' cousins.... tee !! heee!!
Can't wait for another Bootsie story ! they're the best.
Tex, I know you are away and maybe not online, but incase you are, "We miss you ! "
Tryingsohard, love the addition on your avator, the potato butt is funny... I found a carrot once.... well,.... ummm.... lets just say " I grated it in some slaw rather than eat it" tee !! heeee !!!
Bear I think that you are the most thoughtful fella on the block !!
I'm just gonna head on out to tuck in the "kids" and then relax for a bit... To bed early, have to bring the truck into town early.. Making a funny noise caused by the front brake.... better now then when the warranty is up though..
Love you guys and I'll catch up with you tomorrow sometime, Hugs, ~Niblet~

[Guest]

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HA HA HA...12 hour club...that is so funny! More2...stop it!

I look at it this way, I am probably the only one on here that comes one EVERY single day without fail so if I miss a day Bear freaks out...I have only missed one other time and Bear started a thread...remember...I am just the only one with no life!!! WHAAAAAA....LOL I am OL' Faihtful! J/K Bear...you touched me, funny thing first person to find me missing would be someone that has never met me! HA HA HA
so i have gotten into breeding birds...bought 5 quaker parrots...2 blue 3 green, going this weekend to get 2 more blue and 2 more green and in August I am getting 3 pairs of lovebirds...different colors that are proven breeders. Don't ask me why I decided to breed birds...I just think they are pretty. I really could care less if I make any money.
Off to fold a load of laundry...

[bootcampbarbie]

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ah and luv bug is safe and good. well you know this campfire is not the same without us all here at it. ah and bear has never called me but he did email me that day and asked me to come back and for that i'm forever grateful. cuz he said you all missed me and that i'm a bit riskay and over the top for the boards but he thought i was a great addition for our little camp. so thank you bear for that. thank you for remembering my bday everyone. and mayor morrison if you aren't by chance checking in because you well fell off the wagon, please don't worry about that. we are never one to judge you know that. so come on back my boy.

okay a quickie story for the bootsie bday evening. i've decided for my bday i'm going to be 36 instead of 47. that's probaby what i look so that's what i'm going to call it. lol. and i'm so happy that luv your fella called each day. guess if you didn't answer him you aren't so interested. but well you are taking up birds. so maybe you are going to be a naturalist for a while.
so, quickie story to brighten your morning when you get up. i decided today that for bday celebration i would get a manicure and pedicure. trouble is i was running around all day in my gym clothes from my work out this a.m. and my nike shoes. well the kind folks at the lovely nails place they did such a fine job on my pedicure, even did like little flowers on my toe's. i never have that. they did that as my bday present. well, there i was it was 6 p.m. and i had shorts on and tennis shoes. i said hummm. can't continue like this and wanted to just go home but hubby called. he said let me take you out for snack and you can go to your spa, as i have a membership. i said okay babe, but can you bring me jeans, i told him where to go in house to get them and then i said well my toes they are painted i need my black thongs cuz they are high to wear with my jeans. apparently the connection on phone was bad?. and i told them where in closet to find them. well all proud is he. he shows up at the little viatnemese place. all the girls love him as he is one hottie asian guy. they are like oooh howard can we give you shoulder, foot, back ... massage. i'm like back off girlies. lol then i see he has the pants but where are my shoes? i said honey where are the black thongs? he said right here and he whips out my black thong bathing suit bottoms. hummmmm i thought, however do i put my feet in those. i explain to him my dilemna then die laughing. then all the girls crack up. well, understandably to a guy black thong would mean something different. but i needed something to put my new pedicured feet in. so since i'm such a great tipper or maybe just plain ol fun, the girls gave me a pair of THONGS, shoes to wear out. Now, this is really funny as what they have are these high thong shoes that are white white with i love you written all over them. and they are saying my name but i won't say my real name here. tis the equivalent though of as i'm married to said hottie asian man: SUE CHEN SUE CHEN you must wear these. well, that is good but you have to get i'm a very white blonde girl. so the minute you say that, everyone thinks oh you speak korean, chinese, viatnemese. which i don't wish i did. so, that is why barbie so works. so everywhere in the nail place it is sue chen (only my name) you must wear must wear. okay okay. i say laughing loudly. then, how how you must get massage. no girlies no massage for hubbie. no happy anything for him from them but smiles they were. they adore him. they can only dream. the moral of that story hummm. well when asking your hubby to bring you something to wear and explaining quite clearly you need black thongs for your feet. remember he has his mind still on that magic pill thus, he can only search out your drawers for something from victoria secrets. but those don't quite fit the toes. nope i looked don't quite do the trick.
now, for gratitude check. first time to experience family in a very long time. you are it. and i am so thankful to be with you all. i butted into your life a month ago and you allowed me here. thank you. and you have filled my life with love and hope ever since. true family. i know that i would fly anywhere if you needed me and through whatever this is home for me. so i just wanted to acknowledge you for the extraordinary people that you are. all so deeply compassionate and caring. thank you for being here. i am happy that whenever i can i can give you something from my life that is meaningful. i have always used my stories to uplift, teach or share my soul. i am happy to camp with you all. i wish i was camping at nibs. can we all come camp there? much love boots or SUE CHEN SUE CHEN

[MDBiker]

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Luv, I am glad you are back and all is well. What was I supposed to think; you go out on a date with a man I don’t even know and you don’t come “home” the next day. Not that I don’t trust your judgment, but he could have been a bad person. Who is going to look after you if not your family? Lol (Aren’t you glad you weren’t one of my kids). I was talking to my son today about kids growing up and he said he got into so much trouble he didn’t understand how he stayed out of jail. I answered with one word…”money”. I should have a PHD in “worry” because I am so proficient at it.

More2, if you want me to call when you are missing, you are going to have to PM me your phone number. I looked in the phone book under More2life and the number must me unlisted. And bootsie’s hubby doesn’t need Viagra; he has the little magic yellow top pill….Bootsie.

If I had Morrison’s number I would be calling him now. Morrison, phone home!!

Nibs, I was already concerned about Luv when you PM’d , but it immediately sent me to “I knew I should have called!!!” mode. So I went into overdrive. It is a good thing she showed up, I would have had to call out the local big guns next. I think it is good though, because if she were in trouble, she could have listened to my message when it was over!! As far as kids growing up I realized I am really old now, yesterday I caught myself thinking people 42 are kids. When the hell did that happen? I can remember when I thought college students were old. Lol

Luv, I think the birds are cool. I bought me a telescope yesterday. I set it up last night and it was great. I think I missed out on a few things being drunk for 30 years, and now I want to catch up. HA

PS are those 12 hour love birds?

Luv you all

Bear

[Guest]

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OMG...I honestly have never read such a thread on here EVER! I am really shocked. As we say in the south..."Bless his heart"......not everyone is going to get better or want to get better, we just have to accept that..as hard as that is to accept! (and it is!!!) I am so glad we all have each other and welcome anyone that wants to join us. It has literally saved my life.
Bear, if my birdies are on the 12 hour pill I will faint! They already chirp like mad in the morning when the sun rises...The parrots are on the back porch by the hot tub. I love to watch them, they were all handfed so when I go in their cage they all come to me. I love them. I will post some pics soon. I took some pics of my flowers too and will post them this week too!
Morrison....COME BACK...we miss you!!!