30 days???

[bootcampbarbie]

30 days???

come on lucky, don't be shy, you are just waiting to share with us about your life, daily and all. come on.... so dave thanks for coming in. you don't have to worry about reading all the posts just chime in wherever you can. i can't help with campral either. never tried it. and yes, luv i do know what to do. i do know the routine. painfully enough. lol i know the routine. okay,, cheesewhiz. please what was that thing you said that day that acronym that i love that makes me crack up oh i remember now stfu? right..... oh i love learning new things. okay i popped back on as i was going nuts. so i took the dogs out for a hike, much needed for us all. and you have to love my people in the woods as they were like wow are they like some kind of demi god dogs? as they have these lion cuts and are 85 lbs all black with black tongues. so they kind of loooooookkkkk scarey/ hahahahaha i'm like they are just protecting my dynasty. (well that was what they were bred for the chinese dynasty) temple dogs. anyway, the folks tonight laughed and called them temple bitches. god that hike made me feel like a million bucks. so no sandwich. hubby made me half of one but i put it in fridge and drank water. no food for barbie. must lose weight size 2 waist is tight on jeans. so before i go am going to write you a story as that is more fun then reading.

[magic]

30 days???

Boots! Enough. You must eat.You cannot starve yourself, you will lose muscle mass, brain cells......and you need all of those.

You will feel better if you eat. You must eat.

Please, eat something that is good for you, you are not thinking clearly.......it's the topa.

m. xx lease:

[morrison]

30 days???

Hey. Call me at anytime. Seriously. I'm always there. Call me. Any time For real. I'm hear for you. My name is Morrison, and I'm here for real. Number is 666.

[bootcampbarbie]

30 days???

hopefully when you wake up this will bring a smile to your face or you will be aghast in horror and say oh my gawd those bootsie stories from hollywood are just way over the top. but let it be known this thread is politically incorrect. this is not the normal mwo thread this is the way out of line thread but bootsie and others i might add have no bounds. (mostly me though, ask bear) sorry in advance if we offend but the family here said that i could stay because they can't kick morrison out either. lmao okay white tea and topa in hand. i wasn't going to share but then thought you love and cringe at my stories. so i didn't share about the "roller/porn" event saturday nite. okay, so there i was working my ass off all sat/sunday like 16 hours a day and my client really wanted me to come to the big bash saturday evening to celebrate his big 33rd bday. now he is one of the top kick ass attorney's in town. so what's a barbie to do. i get home at 9 p.m. and i'm wiped out. and i've never been to said kind of party and he did invite the top 100 hottest women in town. honored said 47 year old made the cut (probably barely). now i have to work for like a billion hours the next day so i say okay dawn said hot clothes and drive for the hour drive, stay for an hour, smile and jet. nice plan but i don't have gps and don't have the barbie car so don't really know how to find the place. but no fear, to protect myself, i've invited about 30 of my own friends and clients. a girl can never be too careful. so off i go, calling friends on my way, saying i do believe it's in hollywood, i know the general direction, blah blah. well, and i'm making this real short for you, i'm passing hollywood, and realize as i drive i know this street. i drive this one street all the time on my way downtown, i'm now in the HOOD, and i mean HOOD, as in CRENSHAW. OH GAWD. now for those of you who don't know crenshaw.when you see drive by shootings, lapd squad, riots, and such on worldwide news. THIS IS THAT AREA. i drive through this area. i NEVER stop here. why? well, cuz me stopping here is like having a deer in hunting season with a bulls eye on his front section and then the k mart blue light special light over his antlers. hello barbie in the house>??????? so i get in this section and i slow down at the lights and i keep looking at the address going nooooooo this can't be it. i hear the steady beats of the cars next to me because their base from their music travels through my car and 10 cars beyond. it's called gangzta land. yep, glad i didn't have the barbie car as in mercedes white convertible sl. for once i'm happy to have the kia enterprise rental. so, honestly i think it must be one of those things where the street has two streets where the same address occurs twice. cuz this event can't possibly be in the HOOD. i call 411 and begin to go back to hollywood or bev hills where girls like me are safe. but no, it is the right place. so i circle back, go into the roller rink where my client's event is and all the activity is and yep, i'm early. not really as i'm late but nope those sobs $%@#$#@% are late. so here i am with the hood boys, mind you i'm 47 (i know i look 32 maybe 30) but I'M NOT. and i'm surrounded by rocky horror picture show. and no one i know in a giant roller rink. Let me back up, i circled around in the parking lot, and everywhere were guys in pants that were down to wherever, gang colors, stuff going on, drugs, and i finally convinced myself that i loved my client enough to park and get out of my car. now, if i'd had barbie car, i would have kept going because the only thing that would have been left is the license plate when i returned. now you get my drift. out of the car i go, then through cat calls and all, i get myself, head held up high, like hey this glo stick hangs out here all the time lmao, down to that rink. now mind you, i'm wearing jeans, long sleeved shirt with hood, and short heels. i'm not dressed like a tramp. it maybe as my hair goes to my butt and i'm so white that i might as well been a glow stick that i stand out so much that may be why i'm getting so much attention cuz it aint like i'm dressed like a hooo. just that i'm a glo stick in a sea of gangzsta ville. oh i really am thinking i'm going to thump my client. so, i'm inside rocky horror picture show. if you've never seen it, all i can say is rent it. as it is so shocking for even bootsie i have no word to describe. i text my client immediately when i'm in the rink as i'm feeling weak kneeded and i say help, i'm really scared. he says i'll be right there. phew. he and his tribe show up in five minutes with well normal i suppose people which i would say nice girls mixed in with hummmmmmm tramps. all i know is that when i was in 6th grade and i went to the roller rink i never saw girls like this. never once did i see a girl get on a rink dressed like that. can you actually roller skate dressed like that? my client grabbed my hand and his buddy did too cuz i'm like their mommy and he led me around and introduced me to everyone and he said don't worry i know this isn't your scene. i promise only a nice girl will i end up with. lmao. ummmm would a nice girl come to this? i'm thinking only to the after party darling. people showed me things in that hour that i never asked to see. oh my gawd. all i can say is my client was just slapping them. cracking up. i guess they thought it would impress him. what girls will do to impress a hollywood hot shot and his mates. actually i don't know he thinks of me as his mom. as he said he wished i could have come to the havana room as he invited me to be with him and the guys at the cigar room as it was a guys only thing but i was invited. i would have totally rather had that experience. wow, all i can say is that if i were their mama, i would have slit my wrists. but then these girls were in their 20/30-s which makes me think god i was never like that in my wildest dreams. wow. i will tell you what i saw in the tamer parts like circ de sole not the freak shows. i saw these beautiful women like models as they were, in bousties and undies that actually looked nice that skated, and well hot pants and knee socks. oh and topa fade. preppie outfits but umm hot. so of course all the guys were dieing. still, when i saw a girl in a mini dress put on her skates i thought oh my gawd please tell me she has shorts on under that, and my client, said ummm nope. okay, i just died. so, that is my short version of "rollerporn" nite i did it one. my client text me yesterday during my long day of meetings and thanked me profusely for being such a stud to honor him cuz it was sooo not my scene. but i really value him and got it was so meaningful to him that i make an appearance. can i just say i just try to roll and it was shocking to see people running around in costumes and not die of laughter. too shocking to tell you. but you'd be proud, i just held my composure. like yeah i see guys and gals run around um all the time in chaps with nothing else on sure happens everyday and ganzstuhhhs. in fact, i can't believe i didn't drink that nite. when i left there were these poor guys outside trying to figure out with coins how to get in. i said do you guys need help with money. lmao. i'm such a mom. they were waisted. so i counted out their change and they got in. and then i put aside their other change so they had cab fair home. moral for the story: you know we always have to one: if you love rockey horror picture show: RENT IT. stay out of crenshaw district after 11 p.m. because even though you are friends with a good number of LAPD they can't even help you get out of that mess, really if you look as white as a glo stick not your hood and if you aren't wearing colors not your hood and if you are 47 you don't belong anywhere near there. and second moral: even bootsie, Loyalty and love is one thing but for god sakes hallmark is the NEXT BEST THING TO BEING THERE ALWAYS.

[bootcampbarbie]

30 days???

that by gawd is the longest story i've ever posted. i feel like tex lol well read it in sections. and probably topa i might have like said same sentence twice or something. okay magic i'll eat ummm some cheez its. i know what to do. it's okay. it's the same ol thing. thin down in bootsie land. tomorrow i get to have a salad. yeahhh

[morrison]

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LORD POLONIUS
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.

Had to edit. That was Shakey himself. A different level of genius.

[morrison]

30 days???

bootcampbarbie;206077 wrote: hopefully when you wake up this will bring a smile to your face or you will be aghast in horror and say oh my gawd those bootsie stories from hollywood are just way over the top. but let it be known this thread is politically incorrect. this is not the normal mwo thread this is the way out of line thread but bootsie and others i might add have no bounds. (mostly me though, ask bear) sorry in advance if we offend but the family here said that i could stay because they can't kick morrison out either. lmao okay white tea and topa in hand. i wasn't going tnd realize as i drive i know this street. i drive this one street all the time on my way downtown, i'm now in the HOOD, and i mean HOOD, as in CRENSHAW. OH GAWD. now for those of you who don't know crenshaw.when you see drive by shootings, lapd squad, riots, and such on worldwide news. THIS IS THAT AREA. i drive through this area. i NEVER stop here. why? well, cuz me stopping here is like having a deer in hunting season with a bulls eye on his front section and then the k mart blue light special light over his antlers. hello barbie in the house>??????? so i get in this section and i slow down at the lights and i keep looking at the address going nooooooo this can't be it. i hear the steady beats of the cars next to me because their base from their music travels through my car and 10 cars beyond. it's called gangzta land. yep, glad i didn't have the barbie car as in mercedes white convertible sl. for once i'm happy to have the kia enterprise rental. so, honestly i think it must be one of those things where the street has two streets where the same address occurs twice. cuz this event can't possibly be in the HOOD. i call 411 and begin to go back to hollywood or bev hills where girls like me are safe. but no, it is the right place. so i circle back, go into the roller rink where my client's event is and all the activity is and yep, i'm early. not really as i'm late but nope those sobs $%@#$#@% are late. so here i am with the hood boys, mind you i'm 47 (i know i look 32 maybe 30) but I'M NOT. and i'm surrounded by rocky horror picture show. and no one i know in a giant roller rink. Let me back up, i circled around in the parking lot, and everywhere were guys in pants that were down to wherever, gang colors, stuff going on, drugs, and i finally convinced myself that i loved my client enough to park and get out of my car. now, if i'd had barbie car, i would have kept going because the only thing that would have been left is the license plate when i returned. now you get my drift. out of the car i go, then through cat calls and all, i get myself, head held up high, like hey this glo stick hangs out here all the time lmao, down to that rink. now mind you, i'm wearing jeans, long sleeved shirt with hood, and short heels. i'm not dressed like a tramp. it maybe as my hair goes to my butt and i'm so white that i might as well been a glow stick that i stand out so much that may be why i'm getting so much attention cuz it aint like i'm dressed like a hooo. just that i'm a glo stick in a sea of gangzsta ville. oh i really am thinking i'm going to thump my client. so, i'm inside rocky horror picture show. if you've never seen it, all i can say is rent it. as it is so shocking for even bootsie i have no word to describe. i text my client immediately when i'm in the rink as i'm feeling weak kneeded and i say help, i'm really scared. he says i'll be right there. phew. he and his tribe show up in five minutes with well normal i suppose people which i would say nice girls mixed in with hummmmmmm tramps. all i know is that when i was in 6th grade and i went to the roller rink i never saw girls like this. never once did i see a girl get on a rink dressed like that. can you actually roller skate dressed like that? my client grabbed my hand and his buddy did too cuz i'm like their mommy and he led me around and introduced me to everyone and he said don't worry i know this isn't your scene. i promise only a nice girl will i end up with. lmao. ummmm would a nice girl come to this? i'm thinking only to the after party darling. people showed me things in that hour that i never asked to see. oh my gawd. all i can say is my client was just slapping them. cracking up. i guess they thought it would impress him. what girls will do to impress a hollywood hot shot and his mates. actually i don't know he thinks of me as his mom. as he said he wished i could have come to the havana room as he invited me to be with him and the guys at the cigar room as it was a guys only thing but i was invited. i would have totally rather had that experience. wow, all i can say is that if i were their mama, i would have slit my wrists. but then these girls were in their 20/30-s which makes me think god i was never like that in my wildest dreams. wow. i will tell you what i saw in the tamer parts like circ de sole not the freak shows. i saw these beautiful women like models as they were, in bousties and undies that actually looked nice that skated, and well hot pants and knee socks. oh and topa fade. preppie outfits but umm hot. so of course all the guys were dieing. still, when i saw a girl in a mini dress put on her skates i thought oh my gawd please tell me she has shorts on under that, and my client, said ummm nope. okay, i just died. so, that is my short version of "rollerporn" nite i did it one. my client text me yesterday during my long day of meetings and thanked me profusely for being such a stud to honor him cuz it was sooo not my scene. but i really value him and got it was so meaningful to him that i make an appearance. can i just say i just try to roll and it was shocking to see people running around in costumes and not die of laughter. too shocking to tell you. but you'd be proud, i just held my composure. like yeah i see guys and gals run around um all the time in chaps with nothing else on sure happens everyday and ganzstuhhhs. in fact, i can't believe i didn't drink that nite. when i left there were these poor guys outside trying to figure out with coins how to get in. i said do you guys need help with money. lmao. i'm such a mom. they were waisted. so i counted out their change and they got in. and then i put aside their other change so they had cab fair home. moral for the story: you know we always have to one: if you love rockey horror picture show: RENT IT. stay out of crenshaw district after 11 p.m. because even though you are friends with a good number of LAPD they can't even help you get out of that mess, really if you look as white as a glo stick not your hood and if you aren't wearing colors not your hood and if you are 47 you don't belong anywhere near there. and second moral: even bootsie, Loyalty and love is one thing but for god sakes hallmark is the NEXT BEST THING TO BEING THERE ALWAYS.
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[magic]

30 days???

Morrison, I saw that. Go to bed.

m. xx

[morrison]

30 days???

magic. I'm a bad bad person. I'll sleep forever now

[bootcampbarbie]

30 days???

uhoh morrison did you go out again uhooooooooooo you didn't call me. frick frick frick frick. frick. i'm soooo sad. frick. and i'm up with the doggies. okay magic i ate those wheat thins and they were the lite wheat thins which equates them too saw dust. lol so i'm now on saw dust. which means i'm back to the ranch. lol. okay, i'm now on white tea as i can't have green tea. did you know that green tea for us over 45 is bad for our bones? yep and so now i'm reduced to white tea or whatever tea but not green and wheat thins and now i have to chase down poor ol cheese whiz and fricking beat him over the head. see if i could get him to move to my hood. i would then go down the hill and i would do bodily harm. lmao. okay i probably wouldn't cuz he is a mean drunk and soaking wet i'm only 117 right now. but honestly david, mean morrison. i want to pummle you. you one day. wtf. are you thinking. one day.... you have to move that's it.

[magic]

30 days???

Morrison, 12 hours would probably do you the world of good.

Boots is now threatening to beat you senceless, ( spell check, please).

I think that you're a lot like my kids. Open your ears and "listen".

To the quiet. Find the quiet. Stop the chatter if you can. Then try to listen to those around you who have some experience and think. Think before you "do".

Think, think, think. Neurons, synapse, neurons, synapse......

Each and everyone of us hurts. Some of us are angry. We are all broken.

That is our link, my link to you.

Good night, Morrison. Doctor tomorrow.

m. xx :heart:

[Beaches]

30 days???

Yes you all are great!

[Guest]

30 days???

Well, my greatness is up and running again today. LOL Busy day at work today. Have worked my hinny off lately. We have brought up a new computer system...UH. I like the old one. So, running kids off to school and getting ready for me. Have a good day friends!

[fammy]

30 days???

i am going to start today. hmmm, that feels kinda empowering when i say that.

[Niblet]

30 days???

I'm on the fly this morning and haven't read to the end of the last two pages of posts... but I must say this, " Bootsie, what you are doing is not a favour to your metobolism or your body in general"... A well fed body burns calories efficiently.... Eat a healthy diet and incorporate 30 or 40 minutes of intense cardio, some weights, some abdominal excercises and voila !!! Size ? you are looking for in a healthy way... So, I gotta fly guys, Barbie, I love ya, not pickin on ya .