you know i use alum but i am with you can't remember the last time i had a cold sore. do they even still sell alum? hahahahaahahah i have a jar that is like 100 years old. hahahahahaha. okay quickie story then really do need to get in clothes as the towel is not warm. but i had to tell you i came out of shower and i hear this really odd noise. so i peek out and poor doggie the 80 lber has somehow got her foot stuck on one of those rat traps that is all sticky stuff. it is worse than glue. she is looking at me all pitiful like as the thing is almost a foot long. she climbed the stairs to say um mom can you get this f%$##ing thing off of me. then i did and her foot stuck to the floor. i said stay right there. um yeah nice i can't move... oh sorry baby girl and off i went to get olive oil. so morrison i'm applying olive oil all over baby's foot so she won't stick to the floor and i shall go put proper clothing on now. and you can really do a lot with that story if you wanted to but i thought i'd just leave it edgey and raw......
let's see naked, wet hair, towel, olive oil, sticky feet, hummmmm the only really odd thing is the 80 lb dog. hummmmmmmmm
lmfao
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