stupid things we say to kids

[hereatlast]

my 9 year old has just come in pleading for more time to play
i said no we said 7 and thats it he said but but but so i said dont but me you are not a goat
then its dont look at me in that tone of voice. it made me laugh cos i could here my own mum saying stupid sayings, such as if the wind changes your face will stick like that.

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

My Mom "stop crying before I give you something to cry about" HUH???
Mar

[hereatlast]

stupid things we say to kids

come in before you catch your death err HOW ?

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

"do you want a spanking"...who the hell WANTS one????? Has anyone (okay any CHILD...I know you perverts) ever said YES???? LMAO

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

Eat that children are starving in Africa

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

I wasn't offering any whippens up, okay! LOL...see I told ya there'd be a perv amongst us...HA HA HA

[raoul]

stupid things we say to kids

If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don't come running to me!

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

You mean you can't run with broken legs????

[raoul]

stupid things we say to kids

I have with very wobbly legs - generally to get to booze more quickly!
But not tonight! Not for thirty!!

[bestlifeldms]

stupid things we say to kids

My mother, when really flustered at the dinner table, "Don't chew with food in your mouth!" a little confused there mum? :nutso: I believe it is - "Don't talk with food in your mouth."

[hereatlast]

stupid things we say to kids

i once shouted at one of my older boys dont talk with your mouth full he said its not full theres a bit of room up here and opened his mouth yuk

[raoul]

stupid things we say to kids

The other beauty my mother came out with regularly was "I'll take my hand off your face!"
Wouldn't have whacking it on been more effective?

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

I will slap the taste out of your mouth......

Our parents are violent...no wonder we drink...LOL

[Happier]

stupid things we say to kids

These are 2 true stories that happened to the same child of mine.
My husband said "Chase, get out of that tree before you fall out and break your arm."
Well sure enough the kid fell out of that tree and broke his arm. Of course I didn't witness him fall out the tree and he said he fell off the dock so he wouldn't get in trouble. Two years later he came to me and said "Mom, I can't keep a secret anymore but that time I broke my arm I feel out of tree when dad told me to get out."

Then another time he got of of the pool and was running and I said "Walk, your going to fall and break a tooth." Yep, the kid feel and broke half of his permanent tooth that was coming in and he was going to be in wedding in 2 weeks. We needed to go to the dentist for an emergency tooth fix.

[Guest]

stupid things we say to kids

My favorite is when I was a teenager my Mom would say Your going to turn around and bite your own ass. ??? I think she meant I was self destructive I'm still not sure