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    For my friend byebyebridgetjones's foot...she had a bit of an accident, well a Pinterest experiment that went arse up...so any advice with getting her foot back to a semi normal colour would be appreciated. Free t-shirt for the best advice. Promise.

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    Found that when I wash my feet with soap and water every day they tend to stay skin-coloured. Nail brush every once in a while...:H:H

    Might not be so bad after all: campers' trick is to use Listerine in a spray bottle to keep mozzies away. This way you at least won't have to deal with red spots on a blue-green background.

    Nail polish remover - on toe nails and feet?

    Whitening toothpaste?

    Grin & bear, grin & bear

    REALLY bad karma to laugh at other people's misfortunes, :getwell:
    14 October 2013 was the first day of the best days of my life!

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      #3
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      Could stick it in bleach?
      AF 10/21/2013...ODAT :kudos:

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        #4
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        Are you sure that's a foot?

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          True love's kiss before sunset?
          There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
          You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

          I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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            #6
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            Someone should really put a graphic content sticker on this thread before someone opens it during a meal.

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              I thought you were joking when you said you were going to do this:H


              I notice there is some talk this morning about the insertion of tennis balls into one's rectum.
              Could that be the panacea?
              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                #8
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                It will at least distract you from that foot

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                  #9
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                  Awh...Tom, she really does have pretty feet normally, its just an experiment gone a bit wrong. DTD, Namaste and 1000 bliss balls in your direction :H Glassy, I think you win the T-shirt - I am in no way prejudiced here just because we live in the same city xx

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                    I also think we could adopt Tom in the Undies thread. For the tennis ball comment alone.

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                      Ok Glassy, I'll have the kiss. But no tongue. It's unhygienic.

                      Maybe you'd all like to throw in for a pedicure for me?
                      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                        Hah, that's fine, i will take your word for it.

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                          gettinitright;1572492 wrote: Could stick it in bleach?
                          Sulphuric acid should do the job.
                          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                            byebyebridgetjones;1572654 wrote:
                            I notice there is some talk this morning about the insertion of tennis balls into one's rectum.
                            Could that be the panacea?
                            Oh, you wish baby. Geez, you'll find any excuse!
                            There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                            You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                            I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                              DreamThinkDo;1572419 wrote: Found that when I wash my feet with soap and water every day they tend to stay skin-coloured. Nail brush every once in a while...:H:H

                              Might not be so bad after all: campers' trick is to use Listerine in a spray bottle to keep mozzies away. This way you at least won't have to deal with red spots on a blue-green background.

                              Nail polish remover - on toe nails and feet?

                              Whitening toothpaste?

                              Grin & bear, grin & bear

                              REALLY bad karma to laugh at other people's misfortunes, :getwell:
                              Listerine is exactly what got me into this bother you see.

                              All I'm saying is that Pinterest, oddly, is not the well referenced and researched medical journal that it purports to be.:H
                              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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