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    #16
    What are you doing to relax?

    How to de-flea the cat

    1. Shampoo the cat and put it into the toilet bowl
    2. Close the lid of the toilet
    3. Sit on it, as things can get rough
    4. Let the dog press the flush - as every dog should have its day

    :goodjob:

    (Hey! Great way to relax! That should take up the whole morning)=

    This activity will then be followed by:

    1. Blow drying the cat
    2. Eventually doing CPR on any fleas that might be found floating in the toilet bowl
    3. Sharing a laugh with the dog on how fun it was watching the cat spin in the bowl, and how it thought it was gonna drown, while in fact it was just spinning

    Afternoon activity

    Try to make peace with the cat and find a way to trick the dog into biting its tail
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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      #17
      What are you doing to relax?

      I'm with you Louise

      I do work more than full-time as an administrator but I have sold items on Amazon and the day after I listed them I had a sale -- I was sooooooo excited!!!!!!! My sister-in-law does it and has made "fun money for herself" Funny, I just finishing bidding on an item on e-bay and paid for two that I won! Have a great day all! La Liz

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        #18
        What are you doing to relax?

        PADDY, THERE IS A BLOODY ANGRY CAT GOING TO PAY YOU A VISIT SHORTLY....


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          #19
          What are you doing to relax?

          I once drowned a tick in the soap. My kids were enthralled. Bird

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            #20
            What are you doing to relax?

            Bird I am simply enthralled by your avatar.
            "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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              #21
              What are you doing to relax?

              Birds avatar kind of give me the creeps. reminds me of a bad dream I had when I had a fever a few years ago. eeeeeeeeeekkk!

              Tip for pet lovers: stay away from Paddy!
              nosce te ipsum
              (Know Thyself)

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                #22
                What are you doing to relax?

                LMAO
                And what do you mean stay away from Paddy, what is he up to now?
                "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                  #23
                  What are you doing to relax?

                  Actually I've found the hypno tapes very relaxing. Other than that, it's taking walks with the dog. This has been a busy week. I don't think I've relaxed much at all. Maybe next week.
                  "There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live.? ― John Adams

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                    #24
                    What are you doing to relax?

                    Paddy is suggesting some cruel and unusual animal torture!!! run kitties run!!
                    nosce te ipsum
                    (Know Thyself)

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                      #25
                      What are you doing to relax?

                      Where is Irish, she will be up in arms about this!!
                      "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                        #26
                        What are you doing to relax?

                        Great thread! I'm with AA... a long hard training session *really* relaxes me! I'm slowly getting my fitness back

                        I also read books to relax and find MWO really relaxing too.
                        :heart: Sobriety - Keep it simple :heart:

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                          #27
                          What are you doing to relax?

                          Don't worry Beaches, me and the boys are on our way over now to sort that young Paddywacky rascal out once and for all.... We'll leave HIM with a few fleas in his ear...



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                            #28
                            What are you doing to relax?

                            Hey, c'mon guys. I DID CPR on the ticks! WHO was drowning ticks in soap water?!

                            Anyway, here's a picture of the cat after it came out of the bowl - it took me a whole afternoon to convince it NOT to talk to its lawyer ...

                            Paddy
                            Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                              #29
                              What are you doing to relax?

                              Of course, me busy talking to Felix the cat the whole afternoon. What did Froofy the Dog do? Well, guess?! Shows again, no repentance in a dog's vocabulary ...

                              Paddy
                              Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                                #30
                                What are you doing to relax?

                                if the US Secret Service finds "doggy porn" on my laptop I'm in big trouble!

                                woof
                                nosce te ipsum
                                (Know Thyself)

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