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    #286
    Underoos and Friends - December

    NO KALE YET, WE WENT TO BUNNINGS TO BUY A TROLLEY FOR THE MARKETS AND SEEDS. FORGOT SEEDS BUT "REMEMBERED" LOTS OF OTHER THINGS JUST AS WE "SAW" THEM...LOL THE LURE OF BUNNINGS IS A TREAT.


    Doh sorry about the caps, stupid work program requires caps i do it all the time...
    AF since 10/26/2009

    It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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      #287
      Underoos and Friends - December

      so... queef anyone?
      AF since 10/26/2009

      It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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        #288
        Underoos and Friends - December

        Glass Half Empty;1597405 wrote: And also, how can you tell which hole the air is being expelled from? Does it sounds different?
        Well, ummmm, yes, it does..... And, yes you certainly CAN tell where it is coming from!

        Well, ummmm, I can only report on my experience - of course.

        It was very much louder, had a looser sound - all wobbly like. As for the sensation, it had no warning signal, and there was absolutely no way of controlling it. For example, a quick clench of the svinkter valve before or even during a normal passing of wind, can often 'save face' if you are in an awkward location. A vart leaves you no options, other than complete surrender. One positive is that it is odourless - again, my experience. Although, now I think about it, I wouldn't really know because I took off like a hairy goat!

        You're welcome Glassy.
        It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
        Mother Theresa

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          #289
          Underoos and Friends - December

          News about Nicey follows.

          I had a drinking dream last night, AND I'd gotten really really FAT......
          It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
          Mother Theresa

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            #290
            Underoos and Friends - December

            aspman;1597524 wrote: so... queef anyone?
            Yep. I'll try some:H
            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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              #291
              Underoos and Friends - December

              Love you all!!!!

              Tawny eat lots of decadent treats today, and tomorrow. Permission granted!
              It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
              Mother Theresa

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                #292
                Underoos and Friends - December

                Guitarista;1597491 wrote: Thanks for the warning!
                :H:H:H Sorry Mr G. I was deeply absorbed in the Crime Channel and forgot where I was.
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #293
                  Underoos and Friends - December

                  nicelife;1597716 wrote: News about Nicey follows.

                  I had a drinking dream last night, AND I'd gotten really really FAT......
                  Nooooooooooo.....
                  If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                  Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                    #294
                    Underoos and Friends - December

                    I knoooiiiw Bridge. It was tre orribal..... All my lovely wickedness had melted! I woke up really down until I realised it wasn't really true.
                    It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                    Mother Theresa

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                      #295
                      Underoos and Friends - December

                      Oh - salute to Mr G!
                      It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                      Mother Theresa

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                        #296
                        Underoos and Friends - December

                        nicelife;1597714 wrote: Well, ummmm, yes, it does..... And, yes you certainly CAN tell where it is coming from!

                        Well, ummmm, I can only report on my experience - of course.

                        It was very much louder, had a looser sound - all wobbly like. As for the sensation, it had no warning signal, and there was absolutely no way of controlling it. For example, a quick clench of the svinkter valve before or even during a normal passing of wind, can often 'save face' if you are in an awkward location. A vart leaves you no options, other than complete surrender. One positive is that it is odourless - again, my experience. Although, now I think about it, I wouldn't really know because I took off like a hairy goat!

                        You're welcome Glassy.
                        Gawd! :H

                        Morning all!

                        Keep orf that crime channel Jonesy! :H

                        Edit: Hi Noicey!

                        Have a pearler....and maybe a queef for breckie.

                        'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                        Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                          #297
                          Underoos and Friends - December

                          oh no the drinking dreams.........HATE them.
                          they made me feel guilty even after i realized it was just a dream.
                          thankfully ive not had one of those for some time.

                          road the push bike to work today at 01:15.
                          only 4.8k but a great heart starter. Have a rip-snorter guys.
                          AF since 10/26/2009

                          It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                            #298
                            Underoos and Friends - December

                            You folks down under haunt me. I was wearing a very cute pair of Coach sneakers today and walking down a very long, very quiet hall. My shoes squeaked with every step. My friend said it sounded like I was farting with every step. And I thought of a farting yoga instructor and of farting apostles. Thanks Undies. The thread is named appropriately!

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                              #299
                              Underoos and Friends - December

                              Stop varting around and post something, will yas?

                              Gorgi day here, far too nice to be inside. ***vroom***

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                                #300
                                Underoos and Friends - December

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