Army thread Monday 9 December

[DreamThinkDo]

Army thread Monday 9 December

And I was on my way to bed - with a book. How on earth am I going to do that now, with that image in my head?

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

My celery? Oh dear...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

DreamThinkDo;1596741 wrote:

Little Giada, yes. Isn't she a beauty?

She is, yes

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

Evening, JC.

I was contemplating my celery. Clean forgot to greet.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

Would that make it Distracting Miss Daisy?

[JackieClaire]

Army thread Monday 9 December

tiptronic_ct;1596748 wrote: Evening, JC.

I was contemplating my celery. Clean forgot to greet.

Crikey it's not some old Afrikaans word for something extremely rude or have you two just got dirty minds.

[JackieClaire]

Army thread Monday 9 December

tiptronic_ct;1596749 wrote: Would that make it Distracting Miss Daisy?

:H:H:H

Okay..............now got images of celery waving Tigger in the centre of a highway.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

Lol.

Our neighbour has come through, by the way: mum will be getting a Xmas tree again. Maybe it'll bring me a bit of seasonal cheer too. I'm a bit grumpy at the moment.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

JackieClaire;1596750 wrote: Crikey it's not some old Afrikaans word for something extremely rude or have you two just got dirty minds.

I saw a t-shirt with a slogan recently: "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."

I can't imagine celery being sexy, though.

Oh dear. That could give rise to a whole new train of thought.

[JackieClaire]

Army thread Monday 9 December

tiptronic_ct;1596767 wrote: Lol.

Our neighbour has come through, by the way: mum will be getting a Xmas tree again. Maybe it'll bring me a bit of seasonal cheer too. I'm a bit grumpy at the moment.

Ahh come here....:l

Remember 'tis the season to be pissed off, hacked off and generally fecking worn down by Christmas. Just think stick a bow on it and a hard skin remover becomes a most sought after Chrimbo present.

[satz123]

Army thread Monday 9 December

tiptronic_ct;1596769 wrote: I saw a t-shirt with a slogan recently: "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."

I can't imagine celery being sexy, though.

Oh dear. That could give rise to a whole new train of thought.

I:hcelery - my favourite veg as it happens!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army thread Monday 9 December

satz123;1596771 wrote: I:hcelery - my favourite veg as it happens!

I never buy it. Don't mind if it's used by other cooks, but I prefer not to.

[DreamThinkDo]

Army thread Monday 9 December

Is Granny Tips getting a real live tree? What sort of grumpy, Tips - long year plus having to deal with Mr Driver grumpy? Or seriously grumpy?

Us, dirty minds? Never, JC. Well, don't know about Tips, but mine's pure as the proverbial driven.

[DreamThinkDo]

Army thread Monday 9 December

satz123;1596771 wrote: I:hcelery - my favourite veg as it happens!

Useless when it's wilted, though.

[DreamThinkDo]

Army thread Monday 9 December

JackieClaire;1596770 wrote:

Remember 'tis the season to be pissed off, hacked off and generally fecking worn down by Christmas. Just think stick a bow on it and a hard skin remover becomes a most sought after Chrimbo present.

Should be on a T-shirt