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    #946
    Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

    Hiya Glassy,

    I had a friend who was an advocate in an industrial tribunal and he had to defend a member of his union. The female bus driver had complained that the blokes were farting on her bus. She felt it was a sexual harassment case.

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      #947
      Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

      Hmmm...well if i was advocating I'd have gone with OHS, but each to his/her own.
      There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
      You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

      I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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        #948
        Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

        I thought a lot about this at the time and I think ... had I been the driver, rather than chuck a hissy fit at the original farter, (which of course encouraged the others to crank one out whenever possible) I would have INSISTED that nobody gets to ride on my bus unless they fart.

        I think farting on command is quite difficult. Even for boofheads.

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          #949
          Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

          tawnyfrog;1619969 wrote: I thought a lot about this at the time and I think ... had I been the driver, rather than chuck a hissy fit at the original farter, (which of course encouraged the others to crank one out whenever possible) I would have INSISTED that nobody gets to ride on my bus unless they fart.

          I think farting on command is quite difficult. Even for boofheads.
          Oh cripes no!!! I do understand your strategy, but not only would that be quite unpleasant for all concerned, but I would be extremely worried about the outcome of a forced fart where none was naturally forthcoming.

          I would go the other way and insist that every passenger wear a plastic bag over their nether regions, with one of those little pine scented cardboard trees positioned above in the fashion of the mistletoe.
          There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
          You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

          I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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            #950
            Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

            I'd chuck a match in, lock the doors and leg it.
            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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              #951
              Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

              byebyebridgetjones;1619976 wrote: I'd chuck a match in, lock the doors and leg it.
              Have I ever sacked you in a former life?
              There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
              You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

              I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                #952
                Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                Glass Half Empty;1619977 wrote: Have I ever sacked you in a former life?

                Was that you                ?
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #953
                  Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                  OMG! I remember reading about that exploding bus.

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                    #954
                    Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                    byebyebridgetjones;1619982 wrote: Was that you?
                    NO! Of course not :blushing:

                    I was away that day and I specifically remember telling my team "do NOT sack Bridgey in my absence, she's a national treasure". Phew!
                    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                      #955
                      Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                      :H:H
                      Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                      Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                        #956
                        Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                        tawnyfrog;1619983 wrote: OMG! I remember reading about that exploding bus.
                        They made it into a movie and called it Speed, but it was actually adapted from the novel entitled Fart Freight.
                        If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                        Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                          #957
                          Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                          Morning Undies.
                          Have a great one out there, hope it's not too hot for the Mexicans.
                          Zoom.....
                          Formerly Angelcakes, new name, new attitude.

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                            #958
                            Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                            hi all.
                            I ran to work for the second time this morning.
                            i ran it in 42 min the first time and 34.5 today. Definatly getting fitter.
                            looking like the compound interest on my cross training is starting to pay dividends.
                            AF since 10/26/2009

                            It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                              #959
                              Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                              Morning!

                              Tawny - re the 'nice temp' yesterday. I walked out of the building after the big bell sounded. Hot as....

                              Aspy - you're a legend. Good on you!

                              Drinking goop...you don't want to know the rest.

                              Have a delicious day!
                              It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                              Mother Theresa

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                                #960
                                Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

                                Morning Nicey, Aspy and Angel! And all to follow!

                                Today is a red letter day. I am wearing a dress. I dont think I have worn a dress for at least 10 years. Of course I have had to put leggings on below as my knees shame me :H But I looked in the mirror this moring and thought I looked ok - I think my anti-d's have started kicking in :H:H
                                Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                                Harriet Beecher Stowe

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