Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

[nicelife]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Sounds splendiferous Missy!

[byebyebridgetjones]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Miss Behaving;1620258 wrote: Morning Nicey, Aspy and Angel! And all to follow!

Today is a red letter day. I am wearing a dress. I dont think I have worn a dress for at least 10 years. Of course I have had to put leggings on below as my knees shame me :H But I looked in the mirror this moring and thought I looked ok - I think my anti-d's have started kicking in :H:H

There was that wedding too. Did you frock up for that one?

SO that would be twice in 10 years.:H

[tawnyfrog]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

nicelife;1620253 wrote:
Drinking goop...you don't want to know the rest.

Yes we do. I NEED to know what to expect.

Morning all,

Missy - you look lovely!

[Miss Behaving]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

byebyebridgetjones;1620261 wrote: There was that wedding too. Did you frock up for that one?

SO that would be twice in 10 years.:H

Nope - my wedding outfit is black pants and a sparkly top

thanks for the compliments .... it is so nice to be coming out of my black hole :l

[byebyebridgetjones]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Oh My God Aspy. That's all I can come up with at present......

If it means anything to you Nicey, my Nutribullet showed up today heralding the dawn of a year of drinking slop. Apparently I will be 'Nutriblasting' from now on using 'boosts' not just drinking juice. No no no........

[nicelife]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Well Tawny, it's a bit like this. The goop is absolutely vile! It seems like its a gazillion gallons but really it isn't. They give you 1.5hrs to drink it all - it isn't long enough. 1.5 lifetimes isn't long enough..... Once you've downed it observe following advice. Don't sneeze, cough or even think about passing wind - it ain't wind honey! Blinking seems to be safe. Get thyself some good old fashioned vasoline. Set thyself up no further than a small hop from your throne. Expect the unexpected. Forget your deeply ingrained sense of pride. Do NOT allow visitors. Don't groan - it's un-ladylike. You shouldn't be worried about what might happen if you laugh. By now you will feel as though there will never ever be anything to laugh about again. They say you can drink whatever clear fluids you like, or eat your pre prepared yellow or orange jellies until 2 hrs before the procedure. Don't! Or, if you do, ingest whilst on afore mentioned throne. It's an express train through like process by now, no stops for pick ups and no time for stand clear doors closing. Oh, don't bend over whatever you do. Hope you enjoy as much as I am!

[Miss Behaving]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

did you get it from the TV ads?

[nicelife]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

I want one of those nutri boost thingos!

[nicelife]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

TV - that's a good idea......

Thanks Missy. Obviously your dress has magic powers, just like my extra high heels!

[Miss Behaving]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Nicey - :H:H and a big :l

[byebyebridgetjones]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

nicelife;1620267 wrote: Well Tawny, it's a bit like this. The goop is absolutely vile! It seems like its a gazillion gallons but really it isn't. They give you 1.5hrs to drink it all - it isn't long enough. 1.5 lifetimes isn't long enough..... Once you've downed it observe following advice. Don't sneeze, cough or even think about passing wind - it ain't wind honey! Blinking seems to be safe. Get thyself some good old fashioned vasoline. Set thyself up no further than a small hop from your throne. Expect the unexpected. Forget your deeply ingrained sense of pride. Do NOT allow visitors. Don't groan - it's un-ladylike. You shouldn't be worried about what might happen if you laugh. By now you will feel as though there will never ever be anything to laugh about again. They say you can drink whatever clear fluids you like, or eat your pre prepared yellow or orange jellies until 2 hrs before the procedure. Don't! Or, if you do, ingest whilst on afore mentioned throne. It's an express train through like process by now, no stops for pick ups and no time for stand clear doors closing. Oh, don't bend over whatever you do. Hope you enjoy as much as I am!

:H:upset:

[byebyebridgetjones]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Miss Behaving;1620269 wrote: did you get it from the TV ads?

Sort of.

I got the number and rang them and said no I don't want the free trial I just want to buy it outright and she said that will be $294 please and I said bullshit that's too much and she said I will give you an extra gift and I said I want the gift of a lower price and she said I will talk to my manager and I said do that and she came back after this imaginary conversation and said I could have it for $249 and I said OK but don't send me any other crap afterwards or I will lose my shit and she said OK.

[nicelife]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Brill story Bridge. It made me laugh which both surprised and delighted me!

Tawny - it should be safe to laugh if you so desire.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

nicelife;1620279 wrote: Brill story Bridge. It made me laugh which both surprised and delighted me!

Tawny - it should be safe to laugh if you so desire.

Don't laugh!

I just don't want to be responsible for the 'fallout'

[aspman]

Fresh Undies (and Friends) Jan 2014.

Miss Behaving;1620258 wrote: Morning Nicey, Aspy and Angel! And all to follow!

Today is a red letter day. I am wearing a dress. I dont think I have worn a dress for at least 10 years. Of course I have had to put leggings on below as my knees shame me :H But I looked in the mirror this moring and thought I looked ok - I think my anti-d's have started kicking in :H:H

nice work missy, i LOVE a lady in a dress.
i buy them for my wife from time to time as a tempter, she has even worn some of them