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[littlepinkcat]

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Hi Tippers, Tricks r good, had a sober new year, been sober qbout 19 months now. Mrs P was as drunk as a skunk, she started to annoy me a wee bit so I went to bed with a good book, she rolled into bed a few hours later, woke me up and then vomited, LOL. She's still asleep. She got through a very large bottle of vodka through xmas and new year. Glad those days r behind me.

[Mick]

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happy new year to yizall.....Molls love non pc jokes?I take no resposibility for these!!!

Apparently 30,000 Romanians have been told they'll end up having to live in Liverpool.

They've all booked their coach trips back home saying they'ed rather live in Romania.

I finally persuaded my wife to agree to a threesome with her twin sister. Waste of f..king time, they both told me they had a headache.

I wonder what 2014 will bring apart from 300,000 Romanians and Bulgarians!

Nigella Lawson has come out in sympathy over Michael Schumacher's accident.

She is quoted as saying,"I know exactly how he feels.I myself have been f.cked up with a faceful of snow."

I hear that the Wombles are making a massive come back next year.

There will be f.cking plenty of Uncle Bulgarians walking around London.

Last night I saw the New Year in with a bang.. My blow up doll exploded

Wouldn't like to be Bulgarian or Romanian right now...

Imagine being let off the ferry, and making it to London to hear Gary Barlow singing that piss poor attempt of Auld Lang Syne?

Bet they wish they'd bought a return ticket.
I hear Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available - "Four Candles".

No, sorry, Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available ... for Kindles.

Happy New Year!

[littlepinkcat]

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Mornng mollers

[JackieClaire]

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Morning or afternoon all.
I've just got up.

[littlepinkcat]

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Hi JC, HOWS TRICKS?

[satz123]

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littlepinkcat;1606176 wrote: Hi Tippers, Tricks r good, had a sober new year, been sober qbout 19 months now. Mrs P was as drunk as a skunk, she started to annoy me a wee bit so I went to bed with a good book, she rolled into bed a few hours later, woke me up and then vomited, LOL. She's still asleep. She got through a very large bottle of vodka through xmas and new year. Glad those days r behind me.

:l Pinks
Tell me again why WE are the ones with the problem

[littlepinkcat]

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satz123;1606184 wrote: :l Pinks
Tell me again why WE are the ones with the problem

She'sokay with me not drinking and i'm pleased I don't drink.
she rarely drinks just on occassions like xmas, new year etc

[littlepinkcat]

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mollyka;1606185 wrote: :H:H D'ya'know -- back in the day when it came to disgraceful behaviour in public --- Joe was MUCH worse than me --- uproariously funny - never belligerent or anythin - but some of the escapades!! As far as the world knew - the worst thing I ever did with drink was fall asleep -- now I DO know that's not the full story afore anyone mentions anyting ---- I'm talkin 'public perception':H
Morning Jacks --- How's MrsP's head this morning Pinkles? At least 2 of my 3 boys are gonna be DYING today --- not a prophecy --- a FACT!!!

She's still fast asleep mollers, LOL

[littlepinkcat]

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Hold the boat I think I hear movement from Mrs P

[JackieClaire]

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littlepinkcat;1606188 wrote: Hold the boat I think I hear movement from Mrs P

oooh errr what kind of movement.

[JackieClaire]

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Sorry if I'm not keeping.......I'm so dozy this morning you'd think I'd been on the hoy all night.

[littlepinkcat]

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Well she says she feels fine. However, I looked into the kitchen and that moment she slipped, grabbed onto the wasing machine door for support and slided on the floor. I was laughing my backside off. Then she scuttled off to use the toilet.

[satz123]

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mollyka;1606185 wrote: D'ya'know -- back in the day when it came to disgraceful behaviour in public --- Joe was MUCH worse than me --- uproariously funny - never belligerent or anythin - but some of the escapades!! As far as the world knew - the worst thing I ever did with drink was fall asleep -- now I DO know that's not the full story afore anyone mentions anyting ---- I'm talkin 'public perception':H
Morning Jacks --- How's MrsP's head this morning Pinkles? At least 2 of my 3 boys are gonna be DYING today --- not a prophecy --- a FACT!!!

Yup I too was a quiet drunk :H
I too have a DD in spare room not surfaced yet -then will moan for the day :egad:
At least I'd stay quiet & look forward to a cure in the evening :H:H

It will go like this:
Oh WHY do I drink? - this genetic thing is terrible yadda yadda yadda
I need to cop on - or I'll be an alkie too !
- I kid you not - she has now latched on to : her heredity / learned behaviour that is the problem-and she must face it or she is in danger !

[satz123]

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mollyka;1606192 wrote: Poor MrsP --- my heart goes out to her ---- not!!!!!
Just thinkin Benjy --- do you read a bit? I absolutely love adore my Kindle Fire - I love it so much I'd have it's babies - and there's a new one out that almost makes your dinner -- It's speed with internet connection is mind-blowing ---- even if I didn't want to read books with it I'd nearly buy it -- I only got it as an eReader for hols etc --- always read 'real' books at home --- and they're not that dear either!

:H:H:H
wot's the new one called Mollers?
Read loads of non-fiction these day.

[JackieClaire]

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Ears prick up at the Kindle Fire..........:h mine. TBH haven't read that many books.
Get MWO, FB and best of all google on it.
I've just found out I can get BBC iplayer and catch up TV on mine.