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    #16
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    ... lower than a frog's vented mandrel ...

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      #17
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        #18
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        Just watched a bit of Sister Wendy.
        She of the chipmunk teeth.

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          #19
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          Oh - so that's what a consecrated virgin looks like. Don't think I've ever met one.

          It's 5.30pm and still 41C - I think I'm going nutso.

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            #20
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            That's :nutso: to you.....
            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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              #21
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              Just thinking about the constipated virgin idea.

              Say if 'someone you know' was having an extended sexual drought, does that person eventually revert? You know, revirginised?

              Serves you all right for asking how low we can go this month.
              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                #22
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                byebyebridgetjones;1621244 wrote:
                Say if 'someone you know' was having an extended sexual drought, does that person eventually revert? You know, revirginised?
                I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts. Only then can you become a born-again virgin (Class II).

                That's what I've heard, anyway.

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                  #23
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                  tawnyfrog;1621237 wrote: Oh - so that's what a consecrated virgin looks like. .

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                    #24
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                    tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts.

                    That's what I've heard, anyway.
                    Helvetica or Verdana?

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                      #25
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                      Was juicing to-day using my Breville and Sunbeam.
                      When I get back I'm going to bite the bullet and get a Bullet

                      Mr Rags steadfastly refuses to enjoy juice... this is the man who stabs himself twice a day with insulin. Stupid bugger.

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                        #26
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                        tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts. Only then can you become a born-again virgin (Class II).
                        Jaysus that is just way too hard...there'd have to be awkward squatting involved...nope, thanks...will stick with just having sex. And kale...lots of both...

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                          #27
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                          tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts. Only then can you become a born-again virgin (Class II).

                          That's what I've heard, anyway.
                          So, like.......Nationally Recognised Accreditation?
                          So you can lose it again in any state?
                          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                            #28
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                            byebyebridgetjones;1621281 wrote: So, like.......Nationally Recognised Accreditation?
                            So you can lose it again in any state?
                            :H:H:H
                            Thats' all xx

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                              #29
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                              For those unfamiliar with Sr. Wendy the consecrated virgin, just watch the first 5 minutes of this.....her description of the prostitute is a hoot.


                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6amKlMA3cE[/video]]Sister Wendy's Story of Painting (1996): 8. Impressions of Light - YouTube


                              The trim body, the angry kitten.....

                              My mate at work did hilarious impersonations of her.

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                                #30
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                                byebyebridgetjones;1621281 wrote: So, like.......Nationally Recognised Accreditation?
                                So you can lose it again in any state?
                                Preferably a state of undress, I would guess
                                14 October 2013 was the first day of the best days of my life!

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