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Just thinking about the constipated virgin idea.
Say if 'someone you know' was having an extended sexual drought, does that person eventually revert? You know, revirginised?
Serves you all right for asking how low we can go this month.If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
Rejoined life 20/5/19
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byebyebridgetjones;1621244 wrote:
Say if 'someone you know' was having an extended sexual drought, does that person eventually revert? You know, revirginised?
That's what I've heard, anyway.
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tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts.
That's what I've heard, anyway.
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Was juicing to-day using my Breville and Sunbeam.
When I get back I'm going to bite the bullet and get a Bullet
Mr Rags steadfastly refuses to enjoy juice... this is the man who stabs himself twice a day with insulin. Stupid bugger.
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tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts. Only then can you become a born-again virgin (Class II).
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tawnyfrog;1621255 wrote: I'm not quite sure but I think to achieve total, accredited revirginisation, you have to undergo some sort of a ceremony involving the dunking of relevant bits in a font of sorts. Only then can you become a born-again virgin (Class II).
That's what I've heard, anyway.
So you can lose it again in any state?If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
Rejoined life 20/5/19
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For those unfamiliar with Sr. Wendy the consecrated virgin, just watch the first 5 minutes of this.....her description of the prostitute is a hoot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6amKlMA3cE[/video]]Sister Wendy's Story of Painting (1996): 8. Impressions of Light - YouTube
The trim body, the angry kitten.....
My mate at work did hilarious impersonations of her.
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