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    #31
    February Free Fundies

    byebyebridgetjones;1621244 wrote: Just thinking about the constipated virgin idea.

    Say if 'someone you know' was having an extended sexual drought, does that person eventually revert? You know, revirginised?

    Serves you all right for asking how low we can go this month.
    I think it depends on whether it actually heals over. A bit like if you've only had your ears pierced a short time and then stop wearing your sleepers and the hole closes up. But if you've been poking something in the hole for a long time and then take it out you can never really go back. I don't think any amount of squatting over the holy water is going to change that.
    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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      #32
      February Free Fundies

      Glass Half Empty;1621323 wrote: I think it depends on whether it actually heals over. A bit like if you've only had your ears pierced a short time and then stop wearing your sleepers and the hole closes up. But if you've been poking something in the hole for a long time and then take it out you can never really go back. I don't think any amount of squatting over the holy water is going to change that.
      Oh FFS Glassy - almost choked there :H:H:H:H

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        #33
        February Free Fundies

        lol, i used to wear 20mm tunnels in my ears.
        them healing up would be like a born again porn star-virgin.

        cant sleep.
        AF since 10/26/2009

        It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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          #34
          February Free Fundies

          excited, my wife has decided to come swimming with me... eekk
          nope just realized its a sunday and the pools open to late, we have to pick up the kids.
          AF since 10/26/2009

          It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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            #35
            February Free Fundies

            Morning Aspy - you were an early boy today.

            Just been reading The Age - to continue our theme of food/sex/virginity - Enjoy!!

            Baby Shower Cake Wrecks

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              #36
              February Free Fundies

              I like Sister Wendy's wevolutionawy Pawis Waggs. She cwacks me up!

              Imagine a nun wevealing the torts of a pwostitute!
              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                #37
                February Free Fundies

                That baby cake!:H

                You know Aspy I was thinking about that idiot that cut the snakes bum off last night before I went to sleep and I think the vet should have confiscated the poor thing. Imagine the pain that poor creature was in. did it even survive?
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #38
                  February Free Fundies

                  Keep checking, Bridge - there's HEAPS of cakes ...

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                    #39
                    February Free Fundies

                    That cake is bizarre.

                    Sr. Wendy can be vewwy tongue in cheek. Some of her descwiptions just cwack me up.
                    I love the way she glides.

                    Obviously the guy who cut the prolapse off has never had piles.

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                      #40
                      February Free Fundies

                      tawnyfrog;1621576 wrote: Keep checking, Bridge - there's HEAPS of cakes ...
                      Oh shit.
                      Some of those are pretty crude.

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                        #41
                        February Free Fundies

                        tawnyfrog;1621576 wrote: Keep checking, Bridge - there's HEAPS of cakes ...
                        Would you want to be invited to any of those parties?

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                          #42
                          February Free Fundies

                          tawnyfrog;1621576 wrote: Keep checking, Bridge - there's HEAPS of cakes ...
                          You have to ask yourself Why???!!!
                          Would you really want to know any of those people?

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                            #43
                            February Free Fundies

                            tawnyfrog;1621576 wrote: Keep checking, Bridge - there's HEAPS of cakes ...
                            I have just given myself a cracking headache pissing myself at that. Haven't laughed so much in years:H
                            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                              #44
                              February Free Fundies

                              Good. :H :H :H :H :H

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                                #45
                                February Free Fundies

                                tawnyfrog;1621532 wrote: Morning Aspy - you were an early boy today.

                                Just been reading The Age - to continue our theme of food/sex/virginity - Enjoy!!

                                Baby Shower Cake Wrecks
                                Ewmahgawd....its Anne Geddes on acid...ffs...I can't stop looking...accident in the bakery aisle :H:H

                                How do people explain these to the cake makers when they request them? or are they DIY jobs?

                                I'm going back to look again....

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