Sitting on a ledge
I'd coo and coo my head off
Until I fell off dead....
Pigeon sounds just make me want to kill them.....d.e.a.d. Over, and over and fusking over!!! Why not mix it up a bit you dumb arse bird. Soooooo annoying!! It's doing my head in I tells ya.
May be Mr G should come and teach them a tune or two??
Man, I'm totze irritated............
:H:H:H
nicelife;1634279 wrote: I hate plovers too! What a dumb design - nesting on the fusking ground then freaking out if someone walks by!!!! I've been attacked so many times.
I reckon on the Birdland Radar my face appears as a target. Each time I leave the safety of a building during mating season I get attacked by maggies, plovers, chooks....the list goes on. Once, I had to crawl along the ground on my back with my very expensive and special LV handbag on my belly so it wasn't damaged, trying to escape the wrath of maggies. They would NOT give up!! Workmen nearby clapped as I made it to my car....... Yes, I screamed like a girl.......
Fuskers!!!
I think I'm going to have to leave and 'work from home'. It's all too much.......
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