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    #241
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    myhappyplace;1647428 wrote: I want me some of that winter. Got up this morning and donned a jumper and a poncho - because I am a big Brizzy wooz - for an early yoga session in a warehouse. Realised when I took my jumper off that my top was on back to front. Lucky it wasn't a cut away back one eh?
    That would have been splendiferously fun for the class participants!
    It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
    Mother Theresa

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      #242
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      Noice tatt Happs, was about to reply before when the iPad died.
      Gotta zoom now...
      Formerly Angelcakes, new name, new attitude.

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        #243
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        Morning Tramps and heavily tattooed and pierced punk rockin roo's!

        Struth Noicey, it was YOU in the back of that cab in the Cross in the 80's when i was perusing the tattooed ankle of a sheila i thought was Jonesy!

        One of me treasured possessions is my ol pop's cardi. Popped his cloggs years ago as did granny, but she gave it to me. I wear it (strictly indoors) always in winter.

        Have a morevellous day out there, and good to hear folk have got their respective eyes on the prize......pulling a POETS.

        Ooroo.

        'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

        Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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          #244
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          Geeze Qld Undies - I realise you're all much further south but I hope like hell that the impending cyclone will not be too horrendous. All things crossed for those in FNQ.

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            #245
            April Undies

            Ditto that Mme LeFrog.

            It's turned out to be pretty warm here in Sinney today...not great for that roast tonight.
            Formerly Angelcakes, new name, new attitude.

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              #246
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              Arvo little ones, have we all declared POETS and pulled up sticks yet?

              I'm beside myself to find that one of my locusts is dating someone who has lots of tatts, a nose ring and disturbing eyebrows...I'm probably jealous about the tatts though...mmm...

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                #247
                April Undies

                Well yeah, I declared a POETS when this apparition came wendling it's way down the hill to the Froghouse. Adjust specks ... whoTF is this? but it turns out it's a bloke I've met twice, yes twice before and he's bearing gifts in the form of three very healthy looking fat garlic bulbs. Calloh callay I chortle, gratefully receiving these offerings of beautiful organic cloves to plant. We gibber and chat a while and on his departage we do the stupid huggy/kissy cheek-fucking thingy and he gropes my left tit. FUCK THAT!

                Have a nice evening, all.

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                  #248
                  April Undies

                  Oh ... and furthermore ...

                  Whenever you think you're having a hard time, be assured that there's people with much bigger problems on their plate. I have to remind myself of this constantly.

                  That.is.all. For now. I think.

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                    #249
                    April Undies

                    tawnyfrog;1647518 wrote: Well yeah, I declared a POETS when this apparition came wendling it's way down the hill to the Froghouse. Adjust specks ... whoTF is this? but it turns out it's a bloke I've met twice, yes twice before and he's bearing gifts in the form of three very healthy looking fat garlic bulbs. Calloh callay I chortle, gratefully receiving these offerings of beautiful organic cloves to plant. We gibber and chat a while and on his departage we do the stupid huggy/kissy cheek-fucking thingy and he gropes my left tit. FUCK THAT!

                    Have a nice evening, all.
                    Seriously? Didn't ask permission or anything? Why would he think that was ok?? You want we should get the Undie Witch posse onto him?? (we have bigger garlic bulbs than him :H )
                    Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                    Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                      #250
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                      No permission. Cranky as all shit.

                      Yeah, fusk him and the garlic bulbs he rode in on. Hang on ... best adjust the grammar ... fusk him and the garlic bulbs ...

                      next?

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                        #251
                        April Undies

                        tawnyfrog;1647518 wrote: Well yeah, I declared a POETS when this apparition came wendling it's way down the hill to the Froghouse. Adjust specks ... whoTF is this? but it turns out it's a bloke I've met twice, yes twice before and he's bearing gifts in the form of three very healthy looking fat garlic bulbs. Calloh callay I chortle, gratefully receiving these offerings of beautiful organic cloves to plant. We gibber and chat a while and on his departage we do the stupid huggy/kissy cheek-fucking thingy and he gropes my left tit. FUCK THAT!

                        Have a nice evening, all.
                        OMG Tawny - that's terrible! What a fusking cheapskate. Seriously - 3 bulbs for a grope? What is this - London 1942? Poland 1976? My place 1980? (hey – I was young and poor, don’t judge me!)

                        On the upside, we can now probably assume he’s left handed, so we know which one to chop off if he tries anything again. EDIT: oh bugger that probably means he's right handed, doesn't it? Sorry for being obtuse, but the only way I was able to work this out was to imagine myself groping Tawny which , for obvious reasons, I was somewhat loathe to do.


                        Miss Behaving;1647533 wrote:                         Seriously? Didn't ask permission or anything? Why would he think that was ok?? You want we should get the Undie Witch posse onto him?? (we have bigger garlic bulbs than him :H )
                        Snort at the idea of asking permission. Bows graciously, My dearest modom, I present thee with my bounteous bulbs, may I perhaps squeeze thine left one in reciprocation?
                        There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                        You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                        I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                          #252
                          April Undies

                          you are taking the politeness vow very seriously, aren't you Glassy!!!!!
                          Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                          Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                            #253
                            April Undies

                            Too fusking funny as I remember 10,000 years ago a bloke came wendling his way down to the Froghouse clutching a bottle of Penfolds Grange. I think it was the '68. Or was it the 63? Serious gropeage ensued.

                            Three bulbs of garlic? Oh my ... how times change ...

                            This youtube is nice. "If I can't sell it, I'll keep sittin' on it before I give it away."

                            Nighters, ratbags.




                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPll4sQDssU

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                              #254
                              April Undies

                              Did you punch him in the left ball? If you did he's probably ridden off saying you're either frigid or a big lezo....which brings us back to school days...off to watch your clip...

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                                #255
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                                What a filthy, presumptuous old goat! Yuck!
                                What is going on with your wider community Froglette? Do the cow cockies think it's bloody musical chairs or something?
                                I am so insulted on your behalf!
                                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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