Roos in Octsober

[byebyebridgetjones]

Nah, not embarrassing ... just had a few rattles in the girly department and after x-ray, ultrasound and then internal ultrasound the world's most wonderful radiographer informed me of the Douglas pouch issue. I metaphorically PMSL because I'd never heard of it before. Upshot is ... I shall be relieved of an ovary in November and I'm stuffed if I know what to wear to the Farewell Party. Cakes ... any ideas?

I believe that a sarong and crocks is de rigueur for such an event, so most of us here should be good to attend.
Ovary shaped Hors d'oeuvre?

[Rags]

I believe that a sarong and crocks is de rigueur for such an event, so most of us here should be good to attend.
Ovary shaped Hors d'oeuvre?

I shall make my Scandinavian style meatballs, ovary size, for canapes.
I don't have crocs any more.
Will thongs be OK?

[tawnyfrog]

Ovary shaped Hors d'oeuvre?

Well, my research tells me that the average ovary is the size and shape of an almond OR a kalamata olive.

Pfffft.

So much fuss over such a little thingy.

[Cinders]

Good morning, Roos. Mid-day here and a beautiful Fall has begun. How is Spring coming along for all of you?

My ovaries gave up the ghost a long time ago and I have the sprouting whiskers and wrinkles to prove it. Don't miss 'em a bit, though.

Not sure about ovarian sized canapes but do love olives and almonds.

Hoping all have a good Tuesday.

Love,
Cindi

[byebyebridgetjones]

Morning all.

There seems to be a plumbing emergency here at Chez Jones. Although it seems the only time one can get a plumber to one's house in a hurry is in one of those 70s porno films.

I hope your wounded body is healing nicely Glassy. You must be having a ball rolling over in bed of a night.
Well aren't we the walking wounded at the moment?
Any grief from your kalamatas today Froglette?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Hello Cindi.
It's so lovely to see you around again.

[Glass Half Empty]

Tawny I believe appropriate attire for the party is a hospital gown, undone at the back and with either no underwear or a lovely pair of paper panties. You'll look gorgeous!

I've been x-rayed and apparently no ribs broken. Just a torn intercostal muscle or two. Hurts but!

[Rags]

And the cap.
Don't forget the cap.

[Rags]

Glassy,
I hope your day is as bright and happy as those flowers in your glass.

[myhappyplace]

I believe that a sarong and crocks is de rigueur for such an event, so most of us here should be good to attend.
?

I'm lovin' the sarong and crocs ensemble...

Bridge have you sorted your shit yet? The not body plumbing stuff? Glassy that sounds painful, hope you're not doing too much. Rags, thanks for the pic.

What's everyone up to? I had lunch today with a friend who made me laugh so much I cried and nearly pee'd myself...it was really good...trust me...

[A Better Me]

Sounds wonderful Happs, my Lovely Aunty Betty used to say "we all need a bear hug & a good belly laugh every day"
I'm wanting some Birkenstocks at the mo' so I'll wear those to the DP party if that's ok.

In other news I sold our couch on eBay...yay! They're picking it up tonight.

[myhappyplace]

OMG! Cakes, read my mind. I was thinking Birks too as I would adore some. A friend is sourcing an overseas supply that is the real deal and cheap. Hope she comes through. Does the ebay sale = Birk purchase?

[nicelife]

Did this work? Trying from my new iPhone 😳

[tawnyfrog]

No. Not working. You're breaking up, Nicey ... over ...

[nicelife]

Roger that Tawny! Over...

Guess it's pointless to say I'll be wearing pink crocs with diamanté to the ovary do.