Army thread 15 October

[JackieClaire]

Does it just make them feel handsome and raises their self esteem and then they think 'I'm so handsome in my jacket I'm not gonna look like a gobshite and be scared at the thunder'?

Bess will lewk bewdiful in hers.........actually I might just get some calmy down pills from the vet and take them myself.......then I won't give a toss what she's up to.

[JackieClaire]

Can't get the Pistorius trial........think we'd need Sky.

Oh yes what ever happened to the World Cup winners 2014.:exclaim:

[DreamThinkDo]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired of the whole Pistorius thing; esp now with the Steenkamps and the money business. (sorry, JC, borrowed some o's; will return them later)

And in other news: Winnie Makikizela-Mandela now saying her divorce was fraudulently obtained, and she only saw that divorce order for the first time in Aug this year. Huh?

[JackieClaire]

Borrow away..........got a new delivery yesterday. Haven't really watched it.............all I know id they're taking a heck of a long time to come up with a sentence.

So Winnie says she wasn't divorced............didn't Nelson re-marry..........so that would make him a bigamist.

[roxane]

im slow at catching up but i was looking for something for bess and cant remember what its called and google isnt helping. ive not used it but ive seen good reports.....silkene? slyklene? its like a milk and knocks the anxiety off naturally, no drugging involved.. those thundershirts really do work too, try a tight old t shirt. the fit isnt ideal but the price is better and if it doesnt work its cost you nothing.

winnie? huh? what is she on about? didnt she remarry also?

[roxane]

ps, you not worrying would help also. yeah, big noise, no biggie. how bad is she JC?

[DreamThinkDo]

Winnie's is a long convoluted story - starting with what she claims is not their true marriage certificate, being out of the country when the divorce was made final and on and on and on. Winnie wants the Qunu house now - remember she didn't get anything in the will - at the time she/her lawyers said that was ok, she got her portion of the loot in the divorce settlement. Not paying too much attention there - the vultures have been out for a long time. She hasn't remarried (far as I know.)

[roxane]

she cant help herself can she? seems to be more to her than she would like people to know but the smell of money is too much of a temptation.

[JackieClaire]

ps, you not worrying would help also. yeah, big noise, no biggie. how bad is she JC?

The older she gets the worse it gets............she shakes like a leaf and tries to make a nest out of her blankie. If I catch it soon enough the tablets from the pet shop normally help..............I get her dosed up for Bonfire night..........couple of days before and after...........but at the moment its the sodding random ones going off.

[JackieClaire]

I must away to the dentist......getting my gum guard or whatever its called today............not be long.

[DreamThinkDo]

Banksnap Molly. Bread and water for me for the next four lifetimes.

[DreamThinkDo]

Are you off today, Molly? Or has your late days changed?

[roxane]

oooooohhhhh -- not good -- and unfortunately - middle of the month (as in today 15th) should be the BEST time in the month -- salary in big bills not paid yet --- and it ain't good....... oh dear oh dear --- SERIOUSLY --- HTF did I manage (not only me --- Joe as well) to drink --- AND smoke (well, he didn't smoke) where on EARTH did the money come from??? bloody hell!

im wondering that too.

[DreamThinkDo]

Breaks - nice and necessary

[satz123]

Evening -
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Tell me again WTF is a Thunder Jacket ?
What does it do?