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    Originally posted by byebyebridgetjones View Post
    Liquid ratio =current assets - inventory - pre-payments divided by current liabilities - overdraft.....expressed as a ratio.......help meeeeee.....
    That's enough of that disgusting language out of you, young lady!

    Originally posted by Miss Behaving View Post
    Up late last night and in early this morning doing a proposal which, if I am successful, will provide me and one of my team with employment until the end of 2016. It has come together nicely and some lovely kind people, who reallly are very B&I are donating their time as "advisors" to help get me over the line. Its good to have friends!!
    That's wonderful news! I'm so very happy for you!
    Originally posted by Rags View Post
    Good Morning Undies,
    Had a lovely hour with Mr Rags watching a video courtesy of No Sugar.
    Now off to roll my truffle balls, re-beat the ice cream, return library books,
    buy some rice crackers and do some weeding.
    Who watched Rachel last night?
    I'll have to give that chicken dumpling soup (with Raggsy modifications) a crack.
    Bridgette for Treasurer. YAY.
    We need more money in CSIRO research.
    Enjoy your weekend young Raggsy! I watched Rachel. The puy lentil salad looked nice.

    Originally posted by byebyebridgetjones View Post
    No. I was in the toilets smoking and writing my number on the dunny door in texta.
    Oh dear. I don't think any amount of hyphens could help this one!
    Last edited by Glass Half Empty; November 7, 2014, 04:24 PM.
    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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      EDIT: Cue excitement - this is actually a good thing!!

      Also - I got offered a job today, but I'm not quite sure what it is. I'm meeting with the director on Monday so he can give me a few more details and see if I want to do it, but the little bit I know sounds interesting. It's only for a few months and serendipitously ends just before I leave on the little red boat, but will apparently segue into some other stuff that I want to do when I get back.
      Last edited by Glass Half Empty; November 7, 2014, 09:49 AM.
      There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
      You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

      I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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        All the more reason to grab life by the balls Glassy! You are a decent person and you deserve the best. And we have a part to play in that, the universe tells me. :thumbsup:

        Morning Team Roo. Have a bewdy out there.

        'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

        Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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          Morning Mr G - here's your salute.

          Hey do you lot.

          I've decided on MY new hyphenated surname! It shall be Sure-Pleasure. Yep, Nicey Sure-Pleasure.

          My fur house mates are doing my head in. Princess Lil sleeps ON my head, Lady Dharms demands exit from her quarters each night around 2am and King Oscar insists he HAS to poop just when I'm finally in a deep sleep. If it's warm tonight the canines are outside on their very comfortable beds!

          Gorgi morning here. I'm going to get dressed up and swan around somewhere!

          Have s splendiferous day!!!!
          It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
          Mother Theresa

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            Mornin' G'sta - You lot don't just "have a part to play" in the good things that happen to me - you pretty much ARE the best things that have happened. :heartbeat:

            Mornin' Ms Nicey Sure-Pleasure. Don't forget to keep that pinky extended whilst you swan! Also, I know I'm a cold-hearted so and so but I've banned Ms B from my bedroom. I now only admit those who can play nicely.

            Happy weekend the rest of youse.
            There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
            You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

            I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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              Glassy's new job sounds like a secret agent thingo. Glassy Northuff 007......

              Erm... as for Ms Nicey Sure -Pleasure......defo sounds like a condom brand....

              What a day!!!!
              What are we going to do with it folks.
              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                Originally posted by nicelife View Post

                I've decided on MY new hyphenated surname! It shall be Sure-Pleasure. Yep, Nicey Sure-Pleasure.
                You sound like a Bond girl :-)

                House cleaned, excess clothes in bags ready to be taken to Vinnies, waiting for the washing machine man to come then it is off to Bunnings to buy some plants for my newly cleaned deck :-)

                Got my proposal off yesterday and I'm very happy with it. Marred only by the email from one of the B&I people who is helping my out who emailed 5 minutes after I sent it to note that I had forgotten to include a very important fact about him :huh: I resisted the urge to tell him to complain to someone who cares!!
                Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                  omg - srsly, if I had a dollar for every time you guys made me snort, I wouldn't have to keep taking on these undercover assignments. Oops - did I say that out loud?

                  Actually it's nowhere near so exciting. From what I can gather, it entails analysing and extracting relevant bits from some sort of report, but given I have two months to do it, it's either one mother of a 'kin huge report or there's more to it. And apparently there are KPI's. *shrugs* Oh well, wadda ya gonna do?

                  Missy - it sounds as though the only fact about him that you left out is that he has a very tiny penis.
                  There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                  You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                  I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                    :welldone:

                    Glassy - could it be that you have a couple of months to just work nine-to-five, and enjoy not working your arse off??
                    Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                    Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                      Hi there Underpanted ones,

                      Can I please be Aretha Catheter-Phrogg?

                      I am so in awe of all you job-getters/changers. Such good stuff going on.

                      I also had animal issshhs ... went to bed solo and woke up in the ampersand position with four (4) cats on the bed - three (3) on the cover and one (1) under the doona. WTF is going on?

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                        Originally posted by Miss Behaving View Post
                        Glassy - could it be that you have a couple of months to just work nine-to-five, and enjoy not working your arse off??
                        Unfortunately not. There are two critical assessments in my doctorate, and the deadline for the first is in January, just before I escape on the LRB. So every minute not working (like this one) at the moment should be doing research. So a nine to five job just means I have five to nine to work on my other stuff.
                        There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                        You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                        I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                          hey gorgeous one.
                          thanks for the info
                          can you hold the boat until I get there?
                          There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                          You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                          I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                            Originally posted by Reggie
                            You would need to get on the next flight out of Brizze quick smart Glassy but happy to wait for the call from Tullamarine (Melbourne) air port ..being the gent i am I will cover the taxi fair with Joe Hockeys Commonwealth corporate card ..sooooooooooooo get a move on young lady!!!
                            Oh bugger. Missed the last flight. But hey, a handsome gent with a nautical bent called me a young lady, so I have a new spring in my step.

                            Reggie - may I please request that you change your status to the above? Ie Reggie is: a handsome gent with a nautical bent? If you do I'll send some virtual kisses your way. MWAH!!!
                            There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                            You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                            I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                              Originally posted by tawnyfrog View Post
                              Hi there Underpanted ones,

                              Can I please be Aretha Catheter-Phrogg?

                              I am so in awe of all you job-getters/changers. Such good stuff going on.

                              I also had animal issshhs ... went to bed solo and woke up in the ampersand position with four (4) cats on the bed - three (3) on the cover and one (1) under the doona. WTF is going on?
                              Hmmm _ I think Enema Catheter-Phrogg would be better. I've always thought Enema is a very pretty name for a girl. When I first read this I thought you meant there were 8 cats on your bed. I was going to call the crazy cat lady rescue society.

                              Also, job wise, please don't be in awe; not of me at least. I'm not a particularly awe-inspiring go-getter, I just don't like what I do so I put in an EOI for something else.
                              Last edited by Glass Half Empty; November 8, 2014, 04:27 AM.
                              There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                              You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                              I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                                Originally posted by Reggie
                                No point Nighters
                                Big Smoochies Glassy take care
                                Smoochies my lovely one! MWAH! :heartbeat:
                                There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                                You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                                I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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