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    #196
    Hey my gorgeouses
    Heres a Saturday night special:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqU9PqIhuIY
    There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
    You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

    I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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      #197
      Originally posted by Reggie
      love you Rox im out
      off to sleep
      see you on the flip side
      Oi - who is this Rox? Are you being unfaithful?
      There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
      You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

      I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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        #198
        Greetings undielings!
        It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
        Mother Theresa

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          #199
          Originally posted by Miss Behaving View Post
          :welldone:

          Glassy - could it be that you have a couple of months to just work nine-to-five, and enjoy not working your arse off??
          Are you suicidal?
          If she TELLS you, she'll have to TAKE YOU OUT!
          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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            #200
            Originally posted by byebyebridgetjones View Post
            Are you suicidal?
            If she TELLS you, she'll have to TAKE YOU OUT!
            Oh cripes! Did I f** up again? In my defense, I still haven’t seen the induction manual .....
            There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
            You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

            I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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              #201
              OMG - so, sheets are drying on my balcony and either my new detergent or fabric softener has some sort of lemony thing going on! I simply cannot wait to slip between those bad boys tonight!
              There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
              You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

              I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                #202
                Originally posted by Glass Half Empty View Post
                Oh cripes! Did I f** up again? In my defense, I still haven’t seen the induction manual .....
                Oh I can help you out there.....
                It goes...it goes....
                "Glassy Northuff 007...this is your mission, should you decide to accept it".....

                Then you go down stairs and people in long white coats give you shoe phones and car/boats and pens with poison darts .....

                Further, I understand that you are in with a more than better chance of multiple shags.....
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #203
                  Originally posted by byebyebridgetjones View Post
                  Oh I can help you out there.....
                  It goes...it goes....
                  "Glassy Northuff 007...this is your mission, should you decide to accept it".....

                  Then you go down stairs and people in long white coats give you shoe phones and car/boats and pens with poison darts .....

                  Further, I understand that you are in with a more than better chance of multiple shags.....
                  You've got too much time on your hands......

                  Arvo Team roo.

                  Safe sailing Reg. Nice breeze out there. Didja have to batten down the hatches? Furl the jib? Ease the boom vang?

                  A pearler here. Hope all are well.

                  Take it easy out there.

                  'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                  Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                    #204
                    Originally posted by Reggie
                    he he you crack me up Mr G luve ya .it was a pearler out on the ultimate solution a steady South West breeze at 15 to 18 knots ..Sloop Regina Bea loves a strong breeze ...no need to batten the hatches ...let the breeze air out the cabin....I don't have a jib Hurler was trying out my new one I scored on E bay for 31 Clams virtually bran new a bitchin sail very stoked with that purchase.. Ease the boom Vang you say ..um no not in that breeze ..pull the fucker on tight put a bit of bend in the mast..better up wind.

                    How did ya gig go ? did the Bass player turn up ? did he get some chicks after the gig ? did you get crumpi after the gig? did ya break a string? ..do you use Ernie Balls super slinky lead guitarist strings so many questions . Did ya have a smoke machine ? A sweat towel groupie? a fat sock down ya jocks to extenuate your manliness.

                    off to east lamb roast
                    Slada
                    I went home alone to a packet of shortbread biscuits dreaming of Br...........i mean Ernie ball guitar accessories.

                    'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                    Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                      #205
                      Originally posted by byebyebridgetjones View Post
                      Oh I can help you out there.....
                      It goes...it goes....
                      "Glassy Northuff 007...this is your mission, should you decide to accept it".....

                      Then you go down stairs and people in long white coats give you shoe phones and car/boats and pens with poison darts .....

                      Further, I understand that you are in with a more than better chance of multiple shags.....
                      yada yada...What's that you say? a shag? yada yada
                      Last edited by Glass Half Empty; November 9, 2014, 04:06 AM.
                      There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                      You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                      I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                        #206
                        Originally posted by Reggie
                        X post Glassy ..just wondering did 007 ever actually shag the secretary Pussy Galore? or was it love tits ..shit I duno been a long time since I watched a bond movie
                        Can't help you there Reggiebum - never watched a Bond movie in my life!
                        There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                        You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                        I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                          #207
                          So I have a meeting at 9:30 tomorrow that I would like to arrive at looking almost presentable. My question is this. Should I try and sleep:
                          A) From 8:30 to 12:30 and then 5 am to 6 am
                          B) From 1am to 5am – God I wish!
                          C) None of the above – you’re going to look like crap anyway so they may as well see what they’re getting.
                          There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                          You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                          I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                            #208
                            Originally posted by Glass Half Empty View Post
                            So I have a meeting at 9:30 tomorrow that I would like to arrive at looking almost presentable. My question is this. Should I try and sleep:
                            A) From 8:30 to 12:30 and then 5 am to 6 am
                            B) From 1am to 5am – God I wish!
                            C) None of the above – you’re going to look like crap anyway so they may as well see what they’re getting.
                            You will look ace regardless Classy ass. What about hitting the dutch oven around 12 ish, and see how you go? No caffeine, but too late if you've already downed a few espresso's or yer dalai lama lemon/ginger tea mix laced with caffeine and may contain traces of LSD.

                            'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                            Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                              #209
                              You're a sweet man G'sta. As you can see, I went with option A. They'll just have to take me as they find me. You have a lovely week!
                              There's two ways of looking at the holes in your shoes
                              You can dig the ventilation... or you can sing the blues

                              I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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                                #210
                                Originally posted by Glass Half Empty View Post
                                You're a sweet man G'sta. As you can see, I went with option A. They'll just have to take me as they find me. You have a lovely week!
                                Onya mate. You're looking fab, and a'glow. Now git in there and slay them deluded bureaucrats in the aisles wit your beautiful unique and very spesh life force!

                                Have a bewdy team roo.

                                'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                                Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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