Army.........get a shift on its nearly april

[satz123]

No I'm not I'm a Methodist............

Only joshin' with you Jacks.
The Catholic Church used to tell us that years ago ..... nuns & priests and the less I say about them the better.
Means nothing to me what folks are since I was 16 and made up my own mind on what I believed

[JackieClaire]

I know you are, love.
Mr JC's Ma & Pa are mixed and they've been married nigh on 60 years..........I know Mr JC was christened Catholic and his sister C of E............wonder if that was the deal they made.

[satz123]

In Ireland the 'other' HAD TO convert to Catholicism...... lesser beings you know

[roxane]

morning. is it right to say happy easter? dont want to get it wrong among all you good christian folk.

[JackieClaire]

Morning Roxxy,
Would have been here sooner but I was squeezing into my habit.

[roxane]

dog trod in some pigeon shit flavoured with berry this morning. went upstairs and jumped on the cream coloured duvet then off and went a bit silly. little purple trail.

[JackieClaire]

Ahhhh Roxxy, that's horrible.

[roxane]

yeah well, dogs eh?

[JackieClaire]

Never liked pigeons.
I suppose that's why Dick Dastardly and Muttley where forever trying to stop him.

[roxane]

its the pigeons i hate molly. they are magnetically attracted to my tiny garden and do big shits. dog chases them off if he's there but they queue up on the fence or nearby trees.

[JackieClaire]

I'm waiting for Mr JC to come in from giving platelets.......then going to do some gardening and tidy the conservatory.

[JackieClaire]

He's back but talking to the bloke next door....

We get a lot of magpies...............beautiful birds but vicious with the smaller birds.

[roxane]

these, hate em. husband would have got his bb rifle out.

[roxane]

He's back but talking to the bloke next door....

We get a lot of magpies...............beautiful birds but vicious with the smaller birds.

they are, they steal their eggs.

[JackieClaire]

Rightio he's actually finished talking to the bloke next door...........they haven't seen each other for at least a day,

I'm off to incredible things with petunias.