ARMY...................GARRISSON GATES NOW OPEN..........week begining 14th June 2015

[JackieClaire]

Where's the cracks your obsessing about?

[roxane]

all over the house. ive been here 15 years and its not the best put up house in the street but ive noticed new cracks appearing. where ive painted in the last month, where im going to paint, where im not going to paint.

[JackieClaire]

Shame you're not 14 or 15 and you could stick posters of your favourite boy band over them.

[roxane]

the whole point of decorating is to make the place look nicer and these cracks are not helping. the door frames and skirts and bannisters and dados are coming away from the walls and flaking the paint. er, that sounds dramatic, its hairline but still obvious. the window sills are moving too.

[JackieClaire]

That's crap............know sweet feck all about cracks.

[roxane]

they look like settlement cracks but like i said ive been here 15 years and theyve gone mad this spring.

anyway..... you feeling better after all that bathroom business last night?

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

One word, well two: expandable filler!

[JackieClaire]

Just a bit tired..........actually a lot tired........not going into work tomorrow. Their loos aren't big enough to get a scanner in.

[roxane]

im thinking im going to need it tabbers.

[roxane]

youre still bad JC?

[JackieClaire]

youre still bad JC?

Just rumblings and feel a bit feeble. Any the boss says its OK.......being married to him helps.

Hellooooooooo there KTabbers.

[roxane]

youve had a purge, which sounds pretty good to me atm as im having the opposite problem.

[JackieClaire]

Prunes..............or my Gran's boiled onion water......we think the threat or even thought of boiled onion water does the trick more than an actual tablespoon.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Jeez wot a loverly conversation, glad I popped in hahaha

[roxane]

ive overheard worse mens talk, dont be prim tabs :welldone:

i remember you saying about onion juice before, i think i'll try senna first.