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[chrysa]

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very very sweet Ripley..but did you see the Dad...people used to come up to me & say.."oh now I see why your children are so good-looking"...puke

well a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away I was a little red haired fox

but Ripley...this thread is dead..right

[lushy]

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Chyrsa, you are not trying to be a thread killer over here now are you?

[chrysa]

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No..I'm on my way to Mars...You do it

[Saint Jude]

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Bon Vouyage! Have a great trip Chryssa! And do send us all a card!:H :thanks:

[chrysa]

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Thanks Jude! Wouldn't you like to ride on my beautiful my beautiful ballooon...remember that one???

Why don't you come with me? We can tour the galaxy like we used to. LOLOLOL Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!! Let's see who relates to that?

Oh..do you??? ehehheh

[Flip]

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You won't believe it, she's on the front page of the AUSTRALIAN newspapers!!!! Crying for her mama.....

No sign of the dog......lol

[tawnyfrog]

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Flip - I'm getting really worried now.

Front page of the Melbourne Herald Sun too - not a bloody mention of the little dog there either ...



and Chrysa,

It's mushroom time over here ... nudge nudge wink wink

[Flip]

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Tinkerbell - found - alive and well

Paris Hilton's Chihuahua found after 5K reward

Paris Hilton's beloved teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, has been found. The pampered pooch has been returned to the hotel heiress after she offered a staggering $5,000 reward.

Paris' spokeswoman, Gina Hoffman, revealed: "Tinkerbell has been found and is safe."

No details have been released regarding where the dog was found and who returned her.

Earlier this week, Paris upped her original $1,000 reward to $5,000 in a desperate bid to be reunited with Tinkerbell.

Paris lost the tiny dog while being strip searched and covered her Hollywood Hills butt with posters in a bid to find her.

But the sexy socialite did not put her own name on the posters for fear the tiny dog would be held to ransom.

She explained: "If they find out Tinkerbell is my dog, they'll hold it for ransom. Everyone knows I'm rich, so they'll want millions."

Meanwhile, Tinkerbell is set to reveal all about her owner in the unauthorised spoof book 'The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life lost in Paris Hilton's BUTT'.
The dog 'tells' author D. Resin: "A mere bitch hasn't had a ride this good since Marie Antoinette before the butler let the mob in."

Paris recently revealed she lets the dog choose her boyfriends. The blonde beauty admitted if her pooch approved of a man, she would consider him a worthy suitor. a
She said: "Tink has a big say. If she likes a guy, I know they're good. I'd go out with a guy who was really funny and honest - or someone Tinkerbell really liked."

[redrobin]

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I can't top that Flip - and I'm not gonna try!! Love it! But yes ,it's all over the Australian papers. Hard to tell who is getting more front page space Paris or "Fat Tony" Mokbel. (Local Crime boss recently apprehended in Athens wearing outrageously bad disguise.)

Sorry guys, but I'm going to have to be a bit serious here for a bit.

As the mum of a teenage girl who is smack bang in the middle of the target demographic for the marketeers of the cult of celebrity in all its shallow stupidity, I feel compelled to comment. I am so grateful that my daughter is contemptuous of Paris and her ilk, preferring to confer role model status on women who have actually achieved something. But many girls are not so discriminating. To many Paris and her cohorts represent an ideal to aspire to. Gettin' out of gaol early.... what legend!! Money can indeed buy anything.

Well, thankfully not.

Having said that, the sentence does seem a bit harsh. In Australia a similar offence would probably have got weekend detention at most.

But sentences will always vary from place to place. Ms Hilton should serve her time like any one else.

[beatle]

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as everyone else, Paris is totally not my cup of tea. but she is a person. and she made a stupid mistake and she is paying for it (sort of, i guess). who, knows, maybe she will learn from it.

btw, i heard she was offered to do her time in a white-collar facility (the place top executives accused of accounting crimes get sent) and she chose to go to a regular jail. anyone know if that is true? even if it is true, it could just be a cynical PR stunt aimed at getting sympathy.

whatever, let's not forget she didn't ASK to be born rich, and to be raised a spoiled brat, just like we didn't ASK to be born alcoholic. we all have our own demons to deal with and i doubt she is a happier person because she is a billionaire heiress than she might have been if she was raised in a warm and loving middle-class family.

[Flip]

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I'm also the mother of two teenage girls and I think we have a lot to thank Paris for.... I get to publically bag her out in front of my two girls and they hear everyone else bagging her out - they are learning that being a two faced bitch is fun!!!

Ok Ok, I CAN be serious.... because Paris makes such an ass of herself, the girls know that she is NOT someone to be emulated.

[Flip]

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Hey, just found this in an Aussie newspaper.... it's a direct Paris quote...

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make ... "

Gee, I wonder who's been making her decisions for her all these years ? What's changed? Has she had a brain transplant?????

[beatle]

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actually, i like the idea of paris being a good role model for girls growing up-- as in a negative picture of what wealth, irresponsibility, selfishness and lack of values do to a person.

Luckily my daugher is too young (age 9) and somewhat sheltered from the media's paris circus to be affected in any way. i'm pretty sure she's never heard of her since we don't buy tabloids or gossip magazines, but it's only a matter of time since we don't live in a cave or on a dessert island.

[redrobin]

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MORE of an active role in them decisions....... Implies she has been taking a bit of.... jesus!!!! I can hardly wait!!!!!

[lucky 2.0]

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I think it is hysterical Paris has made Aussie news- front page!

Beatle, I saw Paris say that she was offered the white-collar jail but the experts in the court room say that was not true.

I did hear this a.m. that she issued a press release indicating she has comes to terms with her sentence and does not want her lawyers to spring her out early. She will get out early though and may have a case against LA County due to the sheriff letting her out and the judge putting her back - created anguish.

Flip- you are so funny. Made me LMAO. Froggy too!!!!

So she is going to take a more active role in her decisions. Brilliant!