October Army 2016

[IamMary]

Evening all,
Tony glad your back - I had a quick peek earlier hoping to see you.
I was pissed off for good while too, but then..well it was like taking off my spanx - Im not wafer thin, lets be honest, most are not and its just marvelous not enduring that agony any more :snowman:

[Guitarista]

Turfed me spanx and stretch tank tops years ago. Ya gotta just let that body shine i reckon.

Welcome back Tony.

[starty]

Turfed me spanx and stretch tank tops years ago. Ya gotta just let that body shine i reckon.

Welcome back Tony.

Mr G would you mind sharing a small photo of your goodself in spanx and a stretchy tank top?

[NoraC]

I get up early on work days in the vain hope by the time I get to work my pillow wrinkles have gone.

Try using a cpap machine. Talk about wrinkles. :rotlf:

[starty]

Try using a cpap machine. Talk about wrinkles. :rotlf:

Does that stop em or cause em Nora

[starty]

I LOVE that post Kuya. So very true !!

I shall adjust my toupe and glide through the day hoping it aint windy

[JackieClaire]

Zooooooooooming off to work. Don't think I can do much with my wrinkles today...........but its not windy so the toupee will stay put.

[Guitarista]

YOU are not your hair

:egad::sad::sad:

My life, AND my toupe have just flown out the window!

[tonyniceday]

Morning Army

I'll be using toupee fixative for a while now!

G-man what's happened?

[Guitarista]

G-man what's happened?

Tony. Kuya has pointed out some home truths. I really thought i was stylin there for awhile in my Euro 5000 sports all weather fastback design toupe ensemble. Looks like it's comb over or shave it. Gutted.

[Guitarista]

Sweetheart I am realising that baldness in men is a way for women to filter out 'too young and probably boring ' from 'high testosterone and grown up'

I would be actively attracted to balding men nowadays......even more so if they used those three little words......

'I don't drink'

Maybe, but i'm sticking wth the 'Realistique New millenium 5' line from France for now. Made from real hair. Would u go out with a fella wearing a rug?

Have a beaut day out there y'all.

[Rusty]

Good Morning, Army!

Starty-I read your post from yesterday again, describing the events that lead you to drink after 6 years of sobriety. It was brilliant, it really was. I thank you again for your honesty.

Mr.G:heartbeat::heartbeat:You didn't ask me specifically on my opinion about rugs, but here it is: as you know, I travel all over the world for my business, and I've seen A LOT of rugs in a lot of countries, and unless you pay $10,000 USD for one, they still look like what they are: a rug. Shave your head, G. Bald, shaved heads are what the young guys are doing who are losing their hair. Bald is the new sexy, hot look, and we all know you are hawt. I've seen video clips of you, strumming you guitar, so I have a fairly good idea of what you look like (insert panting sound here. ;-) ) and I think you would look smashing with a shaved head. Just my two pence. Hope you're having a fab day, darling.

[satz123]

Good Morning, Army!

Starty-I read your post from yesterday again, describing the events that lead you to drink after 6 years of sobriety. It was brilliant, it really was. I thank you again for your honesty.

Mr.G:heartbeat::heartbeat:You didn't ask me specifically on my opinion about rugs, but here it is: as you know, I travel all over the world for my business, and I've seen A LOT of rugs in a lot of countries, and unless you pay $10,000 USD for one, they still look like what they are: a rug. Shave your head, G. Bald, shaved heads are what the young guys are doing who are losing their hair. Bald is the new sexy, hot look, and we all know you are hawt. I've seen video clips of you, strumming you guitar, so I have a fairly good idea of what you look like (insert panting sound here. ;-) ) and I think you would look smashing with a shaved head. Just my two pence. Hope you're having a fab day, darling.

You 'ol flirt Rustylocks :haha:

Transplant from nape of neck to front is the way to go these days.

I see nothing wrong with a man fighting against nature - we women do it all the time.
Skinny trying to be fat / fat trying to be skinny / dyed hair / false nails / botox / fillers ......................

[satz123]

Oh and SPANX ........ :haha:

[JackieClaire]

I see nothing wrong with a man fighting against nature - we women do it all the time.
Skinny trying to be fat / fat trying to be skinny / dyed hair / false nails / botox / fillers ......................

Oooh where do I sign up.