Drunk Again

[bird]

Drunk Again

Once I was at a cookout. I was very drunk and smoking pot. I was so hungry and it was taking her forever to get the food ready. By the time I got my plate I was blitzed. I sat down with some people I didn't know and started to eat bbq ribs very loudly and the sauce was flying. I had sauce all over me, my face and hands and clothes but was so messed up I didnt care. They were all pointing at me and laughing, doing imitations of me.

[bird]

Drunk Again

Not something I did, but last night I was sitting in a low chair out in the yard drinking and talking on phone. I felt this weird warm vibration at my back and then saw the cat. Realized the cat had backed up to the chair and squirted pee on my back!