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    15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

    12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!! :H

    Love & Hugs, BB xx
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    #2
    15 new uses for vodka

    Actually if I had a bottle of vodka around the house I'd drink it before I put it to good use!

    My friend sent me this as a joke. Knew I loved the stuff. LOL. I actually use hand sanitizer (which is alcohol) to remove the stickies off frame glass & pictures. Works every time.
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      #3
      15 new uses for vodka

      me too - the vodka would be in my stomach too before others needed it for other uses!!
      I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
      I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

      Marilyn Monroe

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        #4
        15 new uses for vodka

        Betty,
        Simple Green can do all the things you just suggested............Vodka can just screw you up! As we all know. Happy Trails.....
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          15 new uses for vodka

          when my dad was in Nam as a medic they saved some peoples lives from heat stroke by putting alcohol on them. they had no refrigeration so water was too warm, but the high evaporative nature of alcohol made it much cooler.

          that might be a little strange looking to the casual observer: man fall down ill and some guys race over there and dump vodka all over him....
          nosce te ipsum
          (Know Thyself)

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            #6
            15 new uses for vodka

            LOL!:H
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              #7
              15 new uses for vodka

              Reminds me of hte first episode of Lost - remember when Jack wakes on the island, gets his bearings, puts his hands in his pockets and finds a couple vodka minis? And can you frickin believe he PUT THEM BACK IN HIS POCKET!!! (to be used later as sanitizer on wounds) WTF?? I'm thinking.... just thrown out of an exploded plane, find vodka and doesn't drink it??? Outrageous!!! Hell, I needed them just watching the fictional scene on tv!
              :egad:
              Hugs,
              imatree

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