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[Tahlula]

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Bugger me dead!extremely shocked at something Bugger off!they are telling you to go, in a not very nice way. If asked as a question it can mean that you aren't believed or an expression of surprise Mad as a cut snakegone crazy

[Tahlula]

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They're all coming to me now!! More from Oz...

A sausage short of a BBQ - Short of brains (snag short of a barbie)

Shark - Used car salesman

Hit the Frog & Toad - Hit the road, when you are ready to leave from somewhere

Full as a goog - drunk :upset:

Drink with the flies - drink alone :upset:

Cunning as a shithouse rat - someone who is very cunning and under handed

Put a smile on your dial - smile, lighten up! :-)

[Tahlula]

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Dead horse - tomato sauce (I love that one)

"Excuse me, could you please pass the dead horse?" LOL

[Tahlula]

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Couldn't give a rat's arse - basically, I do not give damn!

You give me the tom tits - you annoy me (you give me the shits)

It has been said that Australians have about as much culture as a tub of yoghurt!!! Lucky we are thick skinned and have a bloody good sense of humour!

[Skid Row]

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If brains were ink you wouldn't have enough to dot your i. (to someone not so clever).

Sponge, (meaning a. someone who scrounges off people, meaning b. someone who drinks vast quantities of alcohol - but haven't met anyone like that).

[Skid Row]

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Satori, are you sure you want to take on the might of the Southern Jessies. Some would say your actions are those of a "heed the ball" (someone a little crazy).

[sweetpea]

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I feel like a pig in muck today = happy in my surroundings

Got to 30 days AF:H :H Now the fun really starts as I try to MOD:egad:

Sweetpea xxxxx

[sweetpea]

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Love the Australian humour Tahlula :H :H Great stuff

Sweetpea xx

[Eastender]

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Who pulled your chain/Who rattled your cage -why are you upset

Don't give a monkeys -dont care

1 can short of a six pack - low intelligence

Could not stop a pig in a passage- Bandy legged

They wanted to know the in's and outs of a dogs arsehole- needed great detail

Short arm and a long pocket - Mean with money

Pork sausage at a Jewish wedding- well out of place

Brass monkeys- very cold!

Like holding a red flag to a bull - makes you annoyed

[Lowercas]

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dunno if these are true

INTERNATIONAL DATING SECRETS

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her, and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever
Going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana Strip.

ARAB WOMEN
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab Community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

[sweetpea]

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:H :H :H Lowercas that was soooooooo funny

Sweetpea xx

[trixietrack]

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I could bite my own ass.

[Long Road]

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sweetpea;233828 wrote: :H :H :H Lowercas that was soooooooo funny

Sweetpea xx

Not

[sweetpea]

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Long road why not? It was only meant as a bit of fun

Sweetpea

[Bessie]

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Tits up/Pete Tong/US (unserviceable)/pear shaped - gone wrong. It's all gone Pete Tong

As much use as tits on a bull - no use

As much use as a chocolate fireguard/teapot - no use

Like a dog with 2 dicks - very pleased with yourself!

Got a whole load of Norfolk-isms too but really you need to know how they talk here!

Keep 'em coming.