Bad Gas and Good Dreams

[tawnyfrog]

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Here in Oz the three ads are for "Bloating Testing", "Irritable Bowel" and "10 Rules Losing Belly Fat".


LOL

[greeneyes]

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I ersonally am aquainted withs some human parasites.:H

[dexterhead]

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hee .. my kitty had a tapeworm recently. I'll tell you all about it while you are eating dinner.

[Croft]

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I did not even notice the adds - that is hilarious.

And yes, I did see Sweeny Todd!

[greeneyes]

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stray puppy goes to vet. and gets worm pills. Goes back for follow up visit and I say OMG!! what came out of her butt scared me. I thought hubby let her eat pasta. :H Vet is not quite used to my wide open personality. Me thinks doggie sought me out.

[Croft]

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I heard those worms will cause you to lose a lot of weight. You know, just in case Jenny Craig is not working for someone. Might be worth a shot.

[secondchance]

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GGrrroooosss...yuk!! Now I will never look at pasta the same, thanks green eyes!!

[hart]

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Tape worms, hippos, Johnny Depp and flatulence I'm soo glad I'm with such a refined group.:H

[greeneyes]

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umm.... guess you didn't know tapeworms look like rice:H

[dexterhead]

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rice that moves. that's why i screamed loudly. my kitty was confused.

[secondchance]

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so now I can't eat rice either...STOP IT...no more food comparisons, a worm is just a worm!! Yikes..

[greeneyes]

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hey, less carbs eh?:H

[Lucy Van Pelt]

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This thread is just too funny!!!

Croft...do you do parties?

Thank God we can laugh at ourselves!!!

Oh gas and bloating...don't get me started. Campral and I are NOT friends. When on it...on the way to the airport for a flight...had to stop (quickly!) at a grocery store to use the bathroom...needless to say, I had to buy new underwear at said grocery store, clean and change before hitting the airport...How gross.

I just don't tell a story as well as you do croft...I see everyone reading this thinking..."too much information"

Oh well...glad to have you here, smell and all!

Beth

[Croft]

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I held a water tasting party, but no one came. See thread on Whole Foods.

[Suki411]

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Can't stop laughing out loud at your posts, Croft, and everyone's responses.

Please start a new thread everyday, so when I get home from work I'll get in a good mood.

You can turn them all into a book. Would be a best seller.