Bad Gas and Good Dreams

[greeneyes]

Bad Gas and Good Dreams

OK I am going to wear depends when I log onto this thread.

[IKnowItsTrue]

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The Ads are back again.."End gas and bloating" "Stomach gas pain" "Stomach bloating" and "Goodbye to the Bloat!" How do they know what we're farting..I mean talking about???

[Croft]

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Someone just recently expressed concern that this post may have been done in poor judgement. So for anyone that I may have offened I am so very sorry. Since there are so many other people's posts here I am not going to remove it. But I want those who I have offended to know that I am sorry. I meant no harm.

Croft.

[tawnyfrog]

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Croft, This thread is fine.

Let those without farts cast the first stone, I say.

Yours in flatulence,

Tawnyfrog



Addendum: So ... we've all been blind drunk. We've chundered in inappropriate places. We've probably been abusive to people. We've acted totally inappropriately on numerous occasions. We've lost items of clothing, bonked the wrong people, sang too loudly, danced ridiculously, bought crap we don't need, flashed our boobs in public, made arrangements and then forgot, hit on the boss, drunk-dialled friends and old lovers at 3am ... BUT ... never, ever, ever should we talk about farts. That's just too gross. Eeeeeeew!!!

Gimme a break.

Brrrrrrrrrft.

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

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Tawny frog......LMAO! So true.
But for the record, my mom is a fiesty French Canadian from New Brunswick, and she does NOT fart. She "petit's"........... as in, french for "little".... Growing up with 4 brothers and 2 sisters, I have fond memories of being jammed into a 1973 Country Esquire station wagon on vacation, when my mom would be the Petit Police.... quietly interrogating us.... "All right. Who petit'ed?"
My ripping must be attributed to my dad's heritage, growing up on Iowa Pig Farms~ NO LIE! I am resigned to having bacon smelling "petits!"........:H
P.S. Is this the right emoticon for bad farts? :toasted:.

[greeneyes]

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Croft, are you reading 12 steps or the big book or something? Just curious. I think it or they want you to apologize and that's my block with that AA aspect of recovery. I don't want to do that. They know, they like me anyway, or so I like to think. I 'll just put a sign on the door that says "I'm sorry if I did something drunk that you did not care for or if I farted in your presence". Think that will work? But really, are you serious? I don't see anything in this thread that seems judgemental in any way.

[greeneyes]

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Lord patty, pork butt is a common term at our house. Once there was a huge power outage and hubby and my mom and I go to this place for lunch, Upon leaving I comment that my sub was sort of less tasty than I had hoped for. Hubbby says well with the power out the products were in coolers and a liitle less than fresh. So I say Great, I'm gonna have rotten meat farts. My poor mother just looks at me. Hubby tries to stay on the road. (I think he was BF at that time - I cannot believe he married me) Butt.......while rotten meat farts is sometimes used, pork butt still rules.

[lukalee]

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LOL! The ads now say "Food Testing Labratory" and "The Original Meat Diet".

[dexterhead]

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Also: "Produce Life Preserver: stop throwing produce away."
Croft, did someone seriously pass judgment on this beautiful thread? totally ridiculous. This thread is a masterpiece!!!
Luk, I am a master belcher. holy cow. I haven't done it in a while, but when I used to drink Miller Lite .. wow .. sonic waves. :k

[greeneyes]

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I kinda like gingerale in the middle of the night. on rare occasion. but when i do, I can let out an earthquake belch. (better than a fart). It will wake hubby up and without moving , he says gimmie some.:H

[Accountable for Me]

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OMG - someone is offended by this thread??????????? It is hilarious!

Well, here is what I have to say about it...................



LET 'ER RIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Our daily exercise:

Lift up one butt cheek.
Take deep breath in.
Squeeze air out of your ass.

Repeat

Now, don't we all feel better now? :H

[IKnowItsTrue]

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I am offended by the offended! I say we get off the defensive and be more OFFENSIVE!! We are not fighting a GIRLIE MAN addiction here!!

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

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Because I shouldn't, I WILL. Fart, that is...

I found this thread and had to revitalize it. Because there is nothing more healthy than a clear crisp digestive system. When I was listening to the radio this morning, I heard a very serious, health commercial.... it started out, "Ladies are you trying to lose the same 5 pounds? Men, are you stuck with 10 pounds around your middle, like an inner tube? Introducing XXXX poop remover. XXX poop remover is scientifically designed to get rid of the excess waste. This waste makes us sick, overweight, tired, bloated,unhealthy and toxic. Processed foods, fast foods, red meat, junk foods, undigested fats, and trans fats
are stuck on the walls of our colons, like spackle or plaster.
Farts are nothing, compared to the spackle stuck to the walls of our colon. Who was the marketing dude that created poop spackle?

[tawnyfrog]

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This thread is like a breath of fresh air. Long may it live!

[lukalee]

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I fall asleep with the TV on in my bedroom. I tend to dream what is happening on TV. A few months ago I woke up laughing thinking it was Saturday night Live or something on because the guy was talking about looking at his 8-year-old daughter's crap. But no, it was some infomercial about colon cleansing. Has anyone seen this? It comes on at 3 or so in the morning.