Bad Gas and Good Dreams

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

Bad Gas and Good Dreams

Croft, once again~ you got me!:H

Hey, at least you have good dreamy taste, and it was a fart-free zone. I had a dream the other night that I was riding on the back of Ponch's motorcycle.... remember Ponch from CHIPS? I loved him~ we were leaving from a Harley ralley and the wind was blowing in my hair~ FREEDOM! Suddenly, there was a poof of hot air trapped between us, but I couldn't get away from the smell because we were going so fast.... I wanted to squeeze him to hold on tighter, but was afraid of the consequences....

Do you have a dog that you can blame when you fluff the covers?

[greeneyes]

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I am now going to have to get my keyboard professionally cleaned.

[livingfree]

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greeneyes - are those "toes" or "worms" ? Croft - I will be looking for your daily thread. I hope you start a new one every day. I'll look for your water one.

[lukalee]

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Ponch LOL!

Since we are already disgusting here, I will add my two cents. Whenever we add new supplements and meds, we are supposed to do a cleansing--or so I read. If we don't, we are just adding the stuff on top of our old shit---literally.
One that I tried is 2 quarts of boiled water with a tablespoon of sea salt (ok at this point I am willing to try anything). Well, let me tell ya, you won't be having problems shitting after this concoction.
After I gagged down my last cup, I thought "This ain't doing anything." An hour later, I was shitting what must have been last year's Thanksgiving dinner. Fortunately, it only lasted like 20 minutes, I lost two pounds, and the hemmroids are nearly gone!!

[Miss October]

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Only Croft could pull it off writing about gas :blush:

[greeneyes]

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Living, those are tiny penises. Smiling, happy ones as you can see. i

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

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Luka luka.... how can you complain about a fat arse after that concoction???? :H

I will have to try that out... on my mean sister. JUST KIDDING!!!!!

[Ripple]

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Keep a candle burning for gas. Yankee candle has many fragrances like coffee flavored ones that keep air fresh for others.

Ripple~
:l

[tawnyfrog]

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I can hardly wait for Helensback to find this thread .... I just feel she'll make a powerful contribution .....

[dexterhead]

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Tawny , your frogginess looks different in some way?Have you become a prisoner frog? I hate to see incarerated frogs

Hey all, let's keep this thread alive to deal with all bodily function issues. Gas, bowel movements, all of it!

[Croft]

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Patty - love your post about Ponch!!! I loved that show!

[lucky 2.0]

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Why do I hang out with you nuts and enjoy it? I need help.

[tawnyfrog]

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Dex .... not incarcerated. Just a little interred. Or should that be in turd?????

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

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Okay Dex.... you asked for it, so I have to ask you a question.... and I KNOW from previous posts that you are a Chardonnay lover, correct?

Well, if you drink too much Chard, umm... do you "Shart" the next morning?

[Croft]

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You guys have to stop this right now!!!